Toast in prose for a guy's birthday. Toast happy birthday to a woman in beautiful prose
Our dear birthday boy, I wish that you always emerge from any labyrinth of difficulties in an expensive foreign car with a smile on your face! For you!
(Name), I wish you, with the powerful flame of life, to melt all the mistakes you have made into the most valuable experience! To the bottom, for steelmaking đ
I wish you to be under the powerful spotlight of good luck, prosperity and positive thinking!
Let's drink so that all the abrasive elements of the cool moments of life will evaporate, disappear, self-destruct, leaving behind only a good temper of the soul, character and body!
(Name), I wish you that you can always find your last name on the list of happiness, luck, prosperity and prosperity!
I wish that your goals are always achieved in record time, so that the taste on your lips is always associated with happiness. And so that your actions are combined with luck as often as possible!
Let the area of ââyour opportunities double every year, while increasing the scale of your wealth, opportunities and all the benefits!
I wish that exclusively positive bright thoughts always dominate in your mind...
Let the sweet rays of the sun pour from the heavens in a warm stream of endless joy, filling your soul with new and new sensations of bliss every minute!
Dear (name), I want to have a drink and wish that in your house, in addition to your wife and children, mutual understanding, happiness and prosperity are registered for permanent residence... And that these additional three residents always create a cozy and pleasant atmosphere!
I wish that in your life there was only moldy cheese, and only old wine! I wish that only successful combinations and arrangements accompany you!
I propose to drink so that your cup will always be filled to the brim with the sweet nectar of immeasurable bliss and boundless well-being! Happy holiday, this toast is for you!
(name), dear, I want to wish that every toast, every congratulation that was heard at todayâs feast comes true and brings you maximum benefit! All the best for you!
Life is like a workout, and I wish you to train so that all the medals and pedestals with number one are in your arsenal of awards!
So that every element in your life corresponds to one hundred percent quality, and there is an endless guarantee for good luck, happiness and prosperity!
Every day of our life is like a crystal glass, and our entire fate will depend on what we fill it with... So, (Name), I want to wish that the filler in your glass promises only light, joy, goodness and brilliant ideas! All the best!
(Name), dear, I want to wish that fast, invigorating music will always play in your fate player, lighting up first of all you with a good mood, and secondly all your surroundings!
Let's drink to the fact that the fate of our birthday girl will always be under the pressure of luck, under the pressure of joy and under the weight of all blessings!
I propose to raise a glass so that all the empty spaces in (Name)âs life are automatically filled with the bright colors of prosperity, luck and positivity! All the best to you, our dear!
May there always be a thick curtain of all blessings and happiness between you and everything negative!
I want to drink and wish that in any condition and position you can clearly control your balance, no matter where you are... I wish you to always clearly control your life and move confidently towards your goals and victories!
Let's wish our hero of the occasion that prosperity, prosperity and happiness will swirl with her in the accelerated waltz of life!
In life, every person has that small but constant ray of hope... A ray that would always help you get out of any situations and difficulties... So I wish you to have a spotlight!
So that a smile on your face, so that happiness is on the porch
So that everything is in order, sweet... So that luck is a solid fact...
So that all the grayness of adversity... would go away and become out of fashion...
As bright and light as possible! Well (name), pour it quickly and drink an alcoholic drink with us!
Let's drink to the fact that notes of joy, sounds of prosperity and chords of a bright future will regularly sound in our birthday person's life! All the best to you dear!
Congratulations and I wish that there is never a fly in the ointment in your ointment. I wish it would lie separately and require only a light rinse with running water for cleaning :)
I would like to wish that the cocktail of your life always tastes like orange joy, pomegranate happiness and cherry prosperity!
Congratulations to you (name)! And I want to say one toast... Life is like a photograph... A photograph that changes its display under different rays of sunlight! So I wish that your photograph, from any angle, displays wealth, happiness, prosperity and all the best that there is in this world! Happy holiday!
Once upon a time, God gave a person five years to live, and a horse, a dog, a monkey and all other animals - fifty years each.
A man went to the animals so that they would give him a part of their life. This is how it happened that for twenty-five years a person lives like a human being, for the next twenty-five years he plows like a horse, then he lives like a dog, and for the next twenty-five years they laugh at him like a monkey.
I want to wish you to live at least another hundred years as a human being!
They have already wished so many things for the hero of the feast that I am somewhat at a loss. In our time, we probably need to wish such an energetic and commercial person, born under the sign of Pisces, to become a shark of a market economy and have a solid account in freely convertible currency.
Happy fortune ticket to you! Let's sprinkle the "newborn" with a bottle of good wine!
Once upon a time there were two people: one poor, the other rich. The poor man loved flowers, friends, loved to invite guests, and his home was always fun. And the rich man was only thinking about how to increase his pile of money, no guests
invited, did not have fun. When their souls went to the next world, the Apostle Paul says to the poor: âYou lived like a poet, spiritually, go to heaven.â And to the rich man he says: âYou lived like a fool, go to hell.â The culprit of today's bursts of champagne lives like a poet, and the spiritual is dearer to him than all money.
I warmly drink to this character trait that adorns our lives. Let us wish him many years of life, full of happy moments and gratitude from others, we wish him the love of women and strong friendship of men.
God created the women of India to be hardworking, the women of Africa to be passionate, the women of France to be piquant, the women of Germany to be economical, the women of America to be businesslike. And all these best qualities of women are combined in the name -
Nnitsa.
Let's drink to her health and success!
One foreigner, studying Russian, asked what the difference was between name days, christenings, wakes and trouser legs. He was told that the first three required drinking, and the last three required repairs. So let's start drinking and drink with great feeling to the birthday boy and his prosperity!
Gentlemen! I will take upon myself the responsibility of being the first to propose a toast to the dear princess-hero of the occasion... (name) If she were not with us, our hearts would not have glowed so much, our souls would not have blossomed so much, and life would have been duller. That is why it is very valuable to us that she is always with us. And may we raise our glasses to her. Hooray!
A mad knight praying to the Beautiful Lady, distant and inaccessible! Oh, how right you are and how rich! On behalf of all the knights, I raise a glass to the beautiful lady heroine of this evening!
At 20 years old, a person is ruled by desire, at 30 - by reason, at 40 - by reason, at 50 - by wisdom... I propose a toast to the wise, judicious and reasonable (... patronymic name). And let the desire to love a woman and wine constantly reign in him, as at the age of 20!
I turn to our hero of the day and want to wish him: be healthy for a hundred years, and what you have lived does not count!
On your birthday, congratulations from us - this is the time.
We send kind words - that's two.
Being ahead all the time is three.
Living with everyone in friendship, in peace - that seems to be four!
Never be discouraged - that's five.
Multiplying everything that is is six.
Being attentive to everyone is seven.
Always being at a normal weight is eight, nine, ten!
Well, and in addition to this - happiness, joy, good luck!
And there is no better way to celebrate a birthday
Champagne that is boiling in your hands with impatience.
Be healthy, cheerful, kind fellow!
I ask everyone to support us with a filled glass!
You all know the legend of Icarus. A long time ago, Icarus lived in the world. And he dreamed of flying like a bird. Icarus made himself wings from feathers and broke away from the sinful earth.
He decided to rise above the trees - and he did. I wanted to fly higher than the mountains - and I did. Then Icarus wanted to fly higher than the Sun, rose high, high almost to the Sun itself, but the wax that held the feathers melted, Icarus fell to the ground and broke.
I want to wish our birthday boy that everything he dreams of comes true, that he conquers any heights and that no matter how high he rises, he never falls to the ground!
You probably know that a marriage is happy if one half snores and the other half cannot hear. On this occasion, the adult daughter says to her mother:
- You know, mom, I canât stand snorers! And I will never marry a man who snores at night!
âPerhaps, daughter, youâre right, I just ask you to be careful... during the tests!â
It so happened that the birthday boy and I were once sitting next to each other in the theater. During the performance he fell asleep and slept soundly! But to snore?! This didn't happen! Therefore, taking into account its other advantages, I can confidently recommend it to all unmarried people!
Youthful ardor and delusions are beautiful, but so are the autumn fruits of life. Beautiful are the youthful thirst for knowledge, the ability to give life to new values, the ability to serve an idea, but also beautiful are a mature knowledge of life and people, a reasonable assessment of everything and everyone, an accumulated store of knowledge, connections and benefits. Each age has its own advantages, each age has its own flowers of life.
Let's drink to autumn wisdom and the advantages of mature age and wish our dear birthday boy long life!
The children ask Krupskaya to tell about Lenin.
-Are you asking what he was like? - she began. - He was very kind. I remember: children came to our estate, and Lenin was sitting on a bench at that time. âVladimir Ilyich, play with us! Vladimir Ilyich, play with us!â - the guys started shouting.
And he will shout at them:
- To hell with it! - and his eyes are so... kind, kind!
I donât know what Leninâs eyes were like back then, but I really like the cheerful little devils in the eyes of our birthday girl.
For these devils!
When Hemingwell was asked what happiness was, he replied:
- This is good health and weak memory!
Let's wish the same to the hero of the day!
One young artist turned to director Stanislavsky:
- Mister Stanislavsky! Do you want me to become your governess?
Stanislavsky laughed in surprise.
âYes, I donât have children,â he explained.
- What do you mean no? - the actress was surprised. - If only there was a governess, there would be children!
Our birthday boy also has neither a wife nor children. Let's wish him to get a pretty governess!
The police came to the moonshiner's house and searched her. They knock on the door.
- Who's there? - asks the hostess.
- Open up! It's the police! We know you have moonshine! We even know where you hide it!
âWait,â the hostess asks, âIâll now... hide it!â
I rang the doorbell today and they didnât open it for a long time. âTheyâre probably hiding the food!â - I thought. But when I came here and saw this table, I realized how wrong I was. I want to apologize for the bad thoughts and thank the birthday girl for this abundance!
A policeman, walking down the street, sees the following scene: a man stands on the balcony and urinates on passers-by from above. Full of anger, he goes up to the manâs apartment.
- Your documents!
He hands over a passport with a wad of money enclosed in it.
âWell, your documents are in order,â the policeman says, having calmed down, âbut itâs still not good to urinate from the balcony!â
The man hands him another pack.
- Well, with such documents! You can still afford something else!
Our birthday boy has so many high titles, he has such documents that he could easily spit on everyone! But he is distinguished by modesty and humanity. I suggest you drink for these qualities!
I wish the hero of today's celebration presentations and climaxes, Mercedes and delicacies, buzz and fun life!
A correspondent arrives at the collective farm and sees the following scene: old people sitting on a rubble in deep thought.
- What are you thinking about? - asks.
âWe canât solve one problem,â they answer. - When a child is born, God comes down to earth and kisses the baby. If he kisses on the forehead, he will become a scientist, if on the lips - a singer, if on the hands - an artist, if on the feet - a dancer... So we sit and think, where did God kiss our chairman?
As for our dear birthday boy, apparently God showered him with kisses. Among other things, I remind you: he has three children! So, here's to the birthday boy!
One man says:
- Itâs sad to admit, but Iâve already taken the first step towards divorce!
- Which one?
- Got married!
Unfortunately, our birthday boy still hasn't taken this step! We wish him to do it soon!
A cute girl is standing at a bus stop. Suddenly, a gust of wind causes her skirt to fly up. In embarrassment, when she returns it, she sees a man who is not shyly looking at her.
- I see that you are not a gentleman! - she says indignantly.
âI see that you are not a gentleman either,â he says regretfully.
Our birthday girl, in some ways, is not a gentleman either! But I say this without regret: she is a real woman who arouses the love and admiration of men. For the birthday girl!
Urgent call to the emergency room:
- Hello! Come urgently. Student dormitory number 5, building 2, room 361.
- And what happened?
- Here we had a company... and one student swallowed a corkscrew!
- Okay, we'll come.
After some time, another call to the emergency room:
- Hello! We called you that our friend swallowed a corkscrew. But thereâs no need to come anymore!.. Thatâs how we opened the bottle!
I noticed that the table was beautifully set. There are no problems opening bottles. There is no need to call the emergency room. Let's thank the birthday girl for this!
Happy days to our friend, greetings to you. On the day of such a successful creation, we congratulate you on your birthday and, without feeling any doubt, drink to you with tender feeling!
To find out the value of a person, you need to ask about him from trouble, from joy, from a woman and from a bottle. Recently I asked trouble: âHow does our birthday boy treat you?â Trouble replied, âHe always overcomes me.â I asked joy. Joy replied: âHe is not stingy, he shares with others.â I asked my wife and she answered: âYes, he is sensitive and attentive. All his life he gives me his love and does not waste it on others.â And the bottle said: âA good friend, he will always support my company if necessary!â
Well, all I can do is confirm this excellent characteristic. For him!
There are many techniques for hidden criticism. For example, the publisher of one newspaper says with a sarcastic smile:
- True, we donât speak out about other newspapers.
But from this statement and the form of its utterance it is already clear that other publications are worth little in comparison with his own.
This diplomacy, embroidered with white thread, is reminiscent of a child's room. The child is asked:
-Who do you love more: dad or mom?
âI wonât tell you,â the child answers and adds: âOtherwise dad will be offended!â
If they ask me: who do I love more in this family - the owner or the hostess? - I wonât say it either, because not only the owner will be offended, but also my wife! But since today is the mistressâs birthday, no one should be offended by our love for her! So, I propose to drink to the newborn!
The Baltic peoples have this belief. If a child is born into a family, then a hundred devils are born with him. When a child turns one year old, one angel appears, and there are one less devil in him. And so year after year: the number of angels grows, and the number of devils becomes smaller. If a person is fifty, this means that only fifty devils remain in him, but fifty angels have appeared.
Today we have before us a man who is half devils and half angels! And every year the angelic principle will prevail in him more and more! But I propose to drink to todayâs birthday boy, in whom the dark and light forces are happily balanced
One smart person, in response to the question âWhat is the difference between genius and the masses?â, reasoned like this: âAn ordinary person always adapts to the prevailing opinion and the prevailing fashion, he considers the current state of things to be the only possible one and treats everything passively. It does not occur to him that everything - from the shape of furniture to the finest hypothesis - is decided in the great council of humanity, of which he is a member. He wears shoes with thin soles, although the sharp stones of the pavement cut his feet; His buckles are pushed right up to his fingers and therefore often get caught on everything. He does not think that the shape of the shoes depends as much on him as on the fool who first began to wear thin soles on bad pavement. Genius always asks the question: maybe this is wrong?.. Let us thank these people for sometimes shaking up what tends to settle. Our world is still too young for this...â
I propose to raise a glass to one of these people - to the hero of today's celebration!
One ancient Persian treatise says: âThe four traits of a person lead to four consequences: stubbornness - to shame, hot temper - to repentance, slander - to enmity, laziness - to humiliation.
I want to drink to the hope that our dear NN will not have these qualities in the future!
Dear hero of the occasion! As is our custom, I will not count the years you have turned today. But, as Bernard Shaw said: âWomen can be tolerated in society from the age of thirty, since from that time they begin to improve.â
So let's drink to your improvement and wild success in society!
Let everything be as you want! Good luck, happiness and luck to you! And most importantly, love! Love the one with whom your heart breathes and with whom your thoughts are always occupied! Be happy!
From year to year everyone congratulates you, wishes you wisdom, happiness and warmth. And this year I wish you love, patience, affection and kindness!
Dear friend, you are simply glowing with happiness. And this is not surprising, because today is your favorite holiday - your birthday. With all my heart I wish you good health, great happiness, and long life. May you meet only good friends, may luck await you at every step, may a guiding star illuminate your path in life. Let your smile bloom every day, and let the melody of spring sound in your soul. Let the house be a full cup, and let there always be cheerful laughter in it.
A birthday is the brightest, most beautiful, most children's holiday. We truly feel like children, because the warmth and joy of our souls have been preserved from that distant time. Dear friend, accept my most sincere wishes and congratulations on your personal holiday. May only luck and luck accompany you on your life's path. Always be confident in yourself, just be the master of your destiny. May hope, faith and love never leave you, may a lucky star illuminate your path in life.
My faithful, best friend, on such a solemn day, allow me to wish you great happiness, joy, luck and all the best. I wish you good health, family well-being and solid ground under your feet. May your life be as pure as spring water, may there always be a peaceful sky above your head. Always be loved and desired, because you are worthy only of admiration. May the bird of happiness fly to you and bring good luck. Be so energetic, cheerful and confident. May a good angel always protect your life.
What a pity that birthdays only come once a year. After all, this is such a bright, such personal, such a children's holiday. I sincerely congratulate you on your holiday, my best friend. May every day bring you only pleasant moments. I wish you good health, all the best and good mood. May the brightest star illuminate your path in life, may all problems be solved easily. Be always loved and desired. May the bird of happiness often fly to you. May you be lucky in everything and always.
Today is a great occasion for fun and relaxation - your birthday, my dear friend. With all my heart I congratulate you on such a wonderful holiday. May all your dreams come true, may every day give you only bright moments. Hold your luck tightly by the tail. May life seem like raspberries to you, may you always be lucky in everything. Let your desires necessarily coincide with your opportunities to live in grand style. Be always cheerful, loved and desired. May a good angel always protect you.
I wish you all the most beautiful things, as pure and sincere as you are! I wish that your dreams come true and all today's wishes turn into reality! May fate love and pamper you, give you good and loyal people around! Thank you for being there!!! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to the most beautiful, desirable, kind, cheerful, appetizing girl! Your beauty conquers the hearts of men, your intelligence makes you respect, your wisdom delights, and your strength of spirit commands respect! You are a rare diamond, so I wish you to find your exclusive cut and unite in harmony and love, so that another (and maybe more) beautiful diamond appears on the planet!
Congratulations to you and your mother on the birth of a wonderful daughter, who delights us all every day with her achievements, beauty, confidence, humor and fortitude! May all your dreams come true, may all your ideas come true, may miracles happen to you throughout your life, may your life be like a beautiful legend! Congratulations!
Happy Birthday to our dear birthday girl! From all seven of us, we wish you good health, care from loved ones, a successful career and material well-being, make all your dreams come true and have a great mood every day! Let there be spring in your soul, and let the sparkle not fade in your eyes!
Freedom-loving, independent, seductive, bright, passionate nature with a good sense of humor - that's all you! From the bottom of my heart, please accept my congratulations on your birthday! I wish you not to lose your uniqueness and zest! Happiness, love and health to you! Happy holiday and lots of flowers!
Everyone talks and wishes each other happiness. Of course, itâs great to be happy, but no one knows what it is and also, I think that happiness is a moment and at this moment it is impossible to understand that you are happy. It seems to me that it is much more important to have love that inspires, inspires and allows you to reveal all the facets of your talent. Dive into this ocean and swim in it for the rest of your life! Happy birthday!!!
Life, like a coloring book, can remain black and white, or you can take paints and paint it, turning it into a bright and colorful picture! I want you to always have a huge palette of colors at hand and be able to use it at any time! Live and enjoy every day! Rejoice, have fun, laugh and get all the pleasures of this planet! With day!
With all my heart I want to wish you a balanced state, spiritual harmony, new pleasant meetings, family joys! Let the children please, take care, let the parents be proud of their beautiful daughter, let the husband admire and love now, tomorrow and always! Today is a great day and may your whole next year be the same! Congratulations!
Let your life be like a beautiful romantic movie! Let everything happen unexpectedly, but certainly the way you wanted it! Let everyone around you envy your happiness and success! You are the best and deserve a great life! Bright events that you will definitely keep in your memory, like on a film, so that you can always return to them and remember them on long, winter evenings, sitting by the fireplace in your country house! Happy Holidays!
I wish your birthday to be better than all previous ones! I wish that they give a huge number of necessary and cool gifts, inundate them with compliments, the phone does not stop ringing and the day is filled with smiles, meetings, flowers, sweets and kisses! Let the holiday be long and cheerful, so that in the morning there will be something to remember and talk about!
The freshness of a charming face, the lightness of a flexible character, the slimness of a delightful figure, firmness in oneâs principles, perseverance in difficult situations and the incredible inner beauty of the soul.. There are few such people in our time and I am glad that I know one such person personally! Dear, please accept my most sincere wishes on your birthday! Let life go the way you dream!
May there be many delightful events, joyful events, new meetings, love experiences and exciting travels this year! Live so that in old age you donât regret missed opportunities! Build your ideal family, and we will help if necessary! Happy Birthday!
I hasten to congratulate you on your birthday and wish you not to lose the palm, continue to be in first place and not give it up to anyone! I wish you a warm, cozy home, the joys of motherhood, good health, fashionable dresses, decent work and reliable friends! Appreciate everything that you have and the world will give you even more!
Thank you to your parents for such a beautiful girl like you! Remain as graceful, talented, elegant, striving and cheerful! Young people have good role models and that's great! You are wonderful!!! Happy Holidays!!!
To a very sensitive, kind, generous and beautiful girl, I wish you a Happy Birthday! How great it is that your parents gave you to all of us! I sometimes wondered: How do you manage to combine so many positive qualities? For all your tenderness, you are strong-willed and purposeful! We clearly have a lot to learn. Always remain as cheerful, bright and reach the highest peaks in your knowledge of this world!
Birthdays and anniversaries of friends, colleagues, loved ones
During one Caucasian feast, the toastmaster makes the following toast: âI want to raise a glass of wine to my friend Givi, and not because he has
One an apartment in Tbilisi, and another in Kutaisi, we ourselves do not live in the open air. And not even because he has one wife in Tbilisi,
another in Kutaisi and a very good friend in Moscow. We are not sinless either. I want to drink to my friend Givi, because for 25 years he was
secretary of our party organization, being non-party." I also want to drink to our friend (name), and not because he has one
an apartment in Moscow, another in Paris. We ourselves have a mustache. And not because he has two cars - a Mercedes and a Toyota. We ourselves are not on foot
Let's go. And not because he actually grabbed a palace for his office. But because he is a true friend. For your precious health!
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The Bible says: âEat your bread with joy, drink your wine with joy in your heart, put away sorrow from your heart,
AND May God favor your deeds." Dear birthday boy! I wish you to live according to the Bible!
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Mexican magicians have a concept - a warrior with strength. This is a man whose inner strength is so great
that he feels like the master of life, and not a feather in its wind. I wish you to become a warrior with strength!
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I would like to add my voice to the chorus of congratulations. With your obligatory birthdays
You bring us together so much and make us so happy! Live, bloom and make us happy!
Toast to the parents of the birthday girl
I propose a toast to the parents of the heroine of our evening! They are the creators and âculpritsâ of her wonderful properties, her mind.
Let us proclaim them a health resort and wish them many years of happy life!
Toast to a friend
We are celebrating (name)âs birthday today, wine is foaming in the glasses, and fun reigns at the table. We celebrate the return of the day
who gave us our dear friend. He is dear to us, his heart is tested, and it is with us.
We sincerely wish that joy will continue to be the companion of his life. For our dear friend!
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I raise my glass to our birthday girl not just, but with the delight she evokes in me. She is bright, talented, sincere,
full of talent - from writing poetry to birthday cake and sewing couture dresses. She believes that you need to go through life
without doing evil, without envy, with self-confidence and optimism! Let's drink to this beautiful woman! Hooray!
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I would like to emphasize one remarkable feature of the hero of todayâs celebration - her courage and perseverance in the struggle
with life's difficulties and vicissitudes. In one American film, the image of a persistent woman was talentedly portrayed,
who lost her husband, two sons, daughter, fortune, but managed to improve her affairs and live. Our sweetheart (name) introduces
is no less, if not a more striking example of courage. Such standards are gold: they give strength to others.
Let us bow at her feet and drink to her with all our hearts. Please accept our respect and admiration, and God bless you!
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I confess that (name) has always aroused envy in me with his eloquence. I propose to introduce a new one in honor of his birthday
unit of eloquence and call it after him. Please accept my admiration for the perfection of your syntax.
We wish that you will always be the adornment of our company and that we, too, will develop eloquence of at least one milli (name)!
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Not long ago I was in this house for a party, but today the table is much longer, and there are more people. So I would like to wish, to
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Who is our dear (name)? She is a troublemaker in the eastern countries. Will explain. If Mohammed knew this
beautiful womanhe would disperse his harem, abolish polygamy and devote his life to one. Let's raise a glass in her honor!
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Although I donât have a folder with the address, I will tell it by heart. The birthday boy and I have a similar fate, we were in the same camp together... pioneer,
and since then our hearts have been close. The hero of today's celebration is a big, bright and such a warm person that our bodies
near it they heat up. We wish you the ardor of an eighteen-year-old youth, a life as sweet as this cake, and many years of life to you! Hooray! Hooray!
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I would like to wish the hero of todayâs celebration to always be as charming, as attractive and
as seductive and appetizing as the pie baked by her hands, and like this festive table!
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Toast to the hostess from the guest on her birthday
Dear guests! Think about the question: what is a beautiful, witty and educated wife without a love of order?
recklessly disposing and managing her household? And what does it represent, despite its wonderful disposition,
a homebody housewife who cannot take care of all her household, all family worries, so to speak, on
poetic stage? Our dear hostess of today and this feast is quite the opposite: spoons, plates and all the other
the necessary accessories of culinary art know their purpose, they know their place. That is why I propose to congratulate our
Dear owner, happy birthday to his wife, his such a precious treasure, and wish him that his wife often and long,
As an exemplary housewife, she celebrated her birthday in perfect health, among many friends and acquaintances.
For this commendable, but far from sufficiently praised and appreciated quality of our hostess, let us drain our glasses!
Toast to the 50th anniversary
In Siberia they say: 1000 km is not a distance, 100 deer is not a herd, 60 degrees is not frost, 50 years is not an age! And this means
that our birthday boy isstill a baby and everything is ahead of him. Let's wish him to be out of infancy in 50 years.
Diaper and grow up so that we can say: this is age! For the upcoming 100th anniversary of our birthday boy!
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Imagine a blue sea and azure sky. A handsome white liner is sailing across the sea. The captain is at the helm. But then the waves appeared,
The storm swirled, but the captain confidently held the helm and steered the ship. So let us wish the hero of the occasion to lead his life with the same confidence.
a family ship on the waves of the sea of ââlife and, no matter what the storms and storms, confidently continue on its way. For the captain!
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And I imagine our birthday boy as a granite rock among the raging sea of ââthe ocean of life, which cannot be taken
Not a single hurricane. Let's pour the energy of our desire into this strong image. So, hereâs to the health of the birthday boy!
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When God began to create animals and people, he had three grades of clay - the lowest, the middle and the highest. He created animals
started to take care of the people, but when he approached, only the highest grade remained. So let's drink to the birthday girl born on this day!
Toast to the entrepreneur
Entrepreneurship is a valuable human quality. And so you managed to achieve success in our difficult conditions and in such difficult
Enterprise, because they combined brilliant abilities with intense work. In this regard, you serve as an example for us,
Worthy the most zealous imitation. Such persistent, honest and useful entrepreneurs for their homeland are the foundations of
Society. Please accept our sincere wishes for your well-being and success! For your health!
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There is such a concept - social energy.
They suspect that the Mongols, during the Mongol-Tatar yoke, used something like this against Russian warriors. But the Russian knights
at some point they intuitively felt how to deal with psychotropic pressure. They came to the field of the future abuse and
They danced around each other in a circle. They didnât know why, but they knew it was necessary. And now we are sitting in this friendly circle
at the table, and this ring of friends is also protection. So let us wish the dear prince that he would gather our friendly circle more often and thus
In this way we would protect each other and him from invisible negativity. Be always healthy!
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Dear birthday boy! The proverb says: âA bad soldier is one who does not dream of becoming a general.â Therefore, draw
On their own banners âVeni, vidi, viciâ - âI came, I saw, I conqueredâ and make these words your life motto!
Spanish toast
Spaniards like to wish their friends and relatives on their birthday good health, great love, beautiful women,
and most importantly - longevity in order to have time to enjoy it all. Let us wish the same to our birthday boy today!
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There is an old parable. The snake crawled to God and said: âTurn me into a beautiful woman, Iâm tired of crawling around in scales.â
And God turned her into a beautiful woman and said: âGo and feel sorry for the people.â A kind dove flew to God and also asked:
"Turn me into a beautiful woman." And God also transformed her and admonished her: âGo and bring good to people.â They've been living since then
There are two beautiful women in the world - with a black and a white soul. And here, without a doubt, is our dear birthday girl -
that same kind dove. Let's wish her many years of life, invulnerability and optimism!
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In ancient Rome, a man under 30 was considered a youth, from 30 to 40 - a youth, and after 40 - a man in his prime.
Let us congratulate the hero of the day on the transition from adolescence to youth, so to speak, on initiation, initiation into
puberty,with the fact that from not being kissed he goes into the category of being kissed. Cheers!
Toast to the 60th anniversary
Forty years is the maturity of youth, and sixty is the youth of maturity.
Let's drink to the young man - our hero of the day! And many years to come!
Response toast from the 70th anniversary hero
Dear friends! I reached my seventieth birthday in the usual way: I regularly followed an irregular lifestyle,
which kills each of us prematurely. I went to bed when everyone was already asleep. I ate food that was
absolutely contraindicated for me. I've never smoked... putting several cigarettes in my mouth at once. I didn't deny myself alcohol,
he drank himself and helped others drink. I have never done any physical activity, except for lying on the sofa, as this is always
disgusted me. And, as you can see, my efforts were not in vain. I have reached 70 years old!
Toast to the doctor
AND Your talents are the talent of a physician and the talent of an entertainer. So to speak, it suits you, and one is not inferior to the other. How much of you
nobility! We wish you to always be with us, to please and heal us. May fate give you unbending health and
good luck accompanies all your endeavors. I raise a toasty glass in your honor!
Toast on Doctor's Birthday
The most humane profession on earth is a doctor. Doctors provide healing to our ailments, prolong our lives, alleviate suffering,
give ballots. Well, after that, how can you not respect the doctor, how can you not bow to him for his burden and humanity. Let's place Hippocrates on the altar
flowers of gratitude and express our warm gratitude to his birthday boy on his special day as talented
representative of this profession. Long live the hero of the day!
Toast on the teacher's birthday
The teacher-student relationship is a generator of the most comical situations. One day during an exam, an angry teacher gives
Student's report card and says: âYour head, young man, is the Sahara Desert.â To which the no less enraged student reasonably replied:
"In every desertthere is an oasis, but not every camel can find it." As you can see, we become like camels, whose purpose is
to look for the pathetic vegetation of educational knowledge in the desert. And here we camel teachers go, waving our heads and shaking
Humps, along the path of his profession. However, if you take a closer look at the camels, it turns out that some of them meet oases, while others -
We note that the oases of our dear hero of the day are luxurious, with lush vegetation.
We wish him all the best and further success in his chosen field!
Toast on a banker's birthday
An ancient aphorism defines a banker as "the man who lends you an umbrella when the sun is shining and takes
him at the very moment when it starts to rain."Therefore, I would like to wish the hero of todayâs occasion - the banker (name)
listen to the weather forecast more often, as well as good luck and success in your work!
Toast on a lawyer's birthday
Due to the fact that we are celebrating the birthday of a lawyer today, I am reminded of interesting moments from the history of judicial
Eloquence. Once the famous Plevako bet that he would defend with just one phrase a stealing priest whose guilt
was obvious. With soulful intonation, he said: âGentlemen! He forgave us so many sins in the name of God, so donât you
forgive him his one and only sin?" And he was acquitted... Lawyers always endeared me to their knowledge of the person, the motives
and the motives of his actions, his psychology, as well as the defense of the fallen and innocently accused. And now I have the opportunity
to express a sense of respect to the owner of this house, who also makes his contribution to this work. Thank you for defending justice in this
sinful earth, and therefore for promoting the happiness of people. We wish you health, prosperity and success!
Toast on the writer's birthday
According to legend, there is a Black River, the color of which is given by the ink of famous authors, favorites of fame. They dipped their feathers into these waters and
Homer and Shakespeare. And such is the power of this moisture that one drop is enough for a person to make himself immortal.
Our birthday boy undoubtedly dipped his pen in this magical moisture. For this I bow to him. To the health of the hero of today's celebration!
Toast on the writer's anniversary
When they say: âA book is the best gift,â many take it as a joke. They say that when there is nothing else, the easiest way is to give
A book. Of course, buying a book is easier than writing it!.. Only one of those present knows this better than all of us - our hero of the day.
But we all know: talented works elevate the soul, enrich the mind and feelings, make you rejoice and suffer. With good
Through a book we live many lives and at least learn to understand one of them.
Our dear hero of the day is no stranger to the literary path. And although his services to world literature are somewhat more modest than those of
Leo Tolstoy, William Shakespeare and Friedrich Neznansky, getting a book with the autograph of the hero of the day is really for us
the best gift on his birthday.
Here's to making this dream come true! For the health of the birthday boy!
Toast on a musician's birthday
What a pity that words are not strong enough to express the feelings we are in the grip of while listening to you. Your music captivates
our hearts, makes them beat stronger. We forget our worries, worries, vanity and are transported to another world. And everyday
Life seems to us at these moments insignificant, soulless, petty. We are deeply grateful to you for this joy and wish you to add
add another bay leaf to your lush wreath. Many years to you!
Toast to the builder
Who among us has not built castles in the air? But such structures, alas, are short-lived...
Long live the talented architects who rush upward without leaving the ground!
Toast for an engineer's birthday
One day I had an amazing dream. It was as if I was in some kind of oriental bazaar. What was not there! And bright fabrics
and all sorts of trinkets, and fruits, and wines, and sheep, and kebabs. And one merchant was selling brains! Yes, yes, natural human brains
by weight. And the signs are: historianâs brains - 10 dinars per kg, astronomerâs brains - 8 dinars, guardâs brains - 5 dinars, brains engineer
Let happiness flow like a river with the taste of honey, let a smile greet you every morning, a kiss at lunchtime, and candles in the evening. May your every day be wonderful, bringing happiness, smiles and good mood. And let these words reach the sky and be in reality, and not in dreams! Happy birthday!
AuthorThey say that the main thing in life is health, it seems to me that this is not so, there are also healthy whiners. In my opinion, these days, the main thing is good spirits and optimism. Therefore, I wish you to look at everything in life with a smile, and then all lifeâs adversities will be over your shoulder!
AuthorTo find out the value of a person, you need to ask about him from trouble, from joy, from a woman and from a bottle. Recently I asked trouble: âHow does your NAME relate to you?â Trouble replied, âHe always overcomes me.â I asked joy. Joy replied: âHe is not stingy, he shares with others.â
I asked my wife, and she answered: âYes, NAME is sensitive and attentive. All his life he gives me his love, does not waste it on others.â
And the bottle said: âA good friend NAME will always support my company if necessary.â
Well, all I can do is confirm this excellent characteristic.
And we hope that NAME really is a sociable friend. And we will always support him. So, NAME?
The time has come for the annual holiday, when it is necessary to remind you of what a good person you are, list all your good qualities and wish the best for the future. But! Any good person himself knows about his qualities and what he strives for, so letâs not waste time and start celebrating!
AuthorThe French say: âIf in youth we have the face that nature gave us, then in maturity we have the one we deserve.â I absolutely agree with them, dear. You are always in a good mood. Your charming smile delights us. And thatâs why the years have no power over you. You radiate feminine beauty and kindness. On your birthday, I wish you to remain as cheerful and generous as you are. I bow my knees before you. And I raise this glass in your honor!
AuthorThere are many techniques for hidden negative criticism. For example, the owner of one newspaper says with a sarcastic smile:
- True, we donât speak out about other newspapers.
But from this statement and the form of its utterance it is already clear that other publications are worth little in comparison with his own.
This diplomacy, embroidered with white thread, is reminiscent of a child's room. The child is asked:
-Who do you love more, dad or mom?
âI wonât tell you,â the child answers and adds: âOtherwise dad will be offended!â
If they ask me: who do I love more in this family - the owner or the hostess? I wonât say it either, because not only the owner will be offended, but also My wife! But since today is the mistressâs birthday, no one should be offended by our love for her!
So, I propose to drink to the newborn!
The student was late for class.
- What's happened? - the teacher asks him.
- I was attacked by an armed bandit!
- Oh, what a horror! So what did he do?
- He took it away... by crushing his home!
I, too, was attacked by an armed bandit, who robbed me of the flowers that I wanted to give to the hostess. I'm kidding, of course! I just feel bad that I couldn't get them.
I apologize and raise a toast to the birthday girl.
One parable described by Kafka tells of a man who stood in front of an open gate and did not dare to enter it, because the stern guards stood in silence near it. The man thought that the soldiers would not let him through. Time passed and the gates closed. Then one of the guards said to the man:
- Oddball, these gates were opened especially for you, and we had to let you through only.
The children ask Krupskaya to tell about Lenin.
-Are you asking what he was like? - she began. - He was very kind. I remember: children came to our estate, and Lenin was sitting on a bench at that time.
- Vladimir Ilyich, play with us! Vladimir Ilyich, play with us! - the guys started shouting.
And he will shout at them:
- Go to hell! - and his eyes are so... kind, kind!
Our birthday girl, unlike Lenin, loves children very much. She loves her relatives and friends! She is an exceptionally kind person, thatâs why her eyes are so kind and kind! For the birthday girl!
The journalist came to the most remote and highest mountainous Georgian village and asked the oldest 120-year-old aksakal, does he feel his old age?
- Yes, of course, I feel it! - answered the elder.
- What? - asked the journalist.
- When I was 100 years old, I drank 20 glasses of wine with my guests. When I was 110 years old, I drank 10 glasses of wine with my guests, now I drink only 9 glasses... So letâs drink to living as long as this elder, and complaining about old age just like this elder!
You probably know that a marriage is happy if one half snores and the other half cannot hear. On this occasion, the adult daughter says to her mother:
- You know, mom, I canât stand snorers!
And I will never marry a man who snores at night!
âPerhaps, daughter, youâre right, I just ask you to be careful... during the tests!â
It so happened that the birthday boy and I were once sitting next to each other in the theater. During the performance he fell asleep and slept soundly! But to snore?! This didn't happen! Therefore, taking into account its other advantages, I can confidently recommend it to all unmarried people!