Original scenarios for the New Year for students. A skit for student celebrations - “Student History”
Characters: R, a s k, a z h i k, Student, T sy g, a nka, S t a r s h e k u r s n i k, P r e p o d, a v, a t e l, Fairy, extras - 5−7 students.
Narrator. Once upon a time there lived a simple Student by first and last name... However, no one remembered them, because everyone simply called him Dunce...
A Student comes out to the musical theme “Market” from the film “Operation Y and Shurik’s Other Adventures” and waves his hands in greeting.
And he had 2 exams and 3 tests ahead. And also an empty pocket and the same stomach. And he was afraid of only one thing in the world, since they told him a fortune in his first year...
Gypsy comes out to the sound of the song “Long Road” and tells fortunes by hand.
Gypsy. Oh, my yacht! I see, I see: if you miss even one pair of lectures, inevitable trouble awaits you - expulsion from the fairy tale to the heroic squad, called the construction battalion... (Turns his back, showing the inscription “Curator”. Leaves.)
Narrator. But the wise senior students revealed to him a great secret...
The Senior Student comes out and puts his hand on the Student’s shoulder.
Senior student. Shout the cherished word the night before the exam, and great prosperity will come to you - an A!
Narrator. And, waiting until midnight with his friends, the Student shouted...
Students run out and in chorus, along with the main character, shout “Freebie!” to play the song “Chihuahua” by Dj Bobo.
But we heard back from the dean’s office...
To the same melody, the cry “Here you go!” is heard, accompanied by the display of a drawing of a blow from behind the screen.
There was nothing to do, he had to go to the exam. And there he is met by a magical and formidable creature - the all-knowing Teacher! The student sat quietly at the last desk, he pulled and pulled the cheat sheet, but couldn’t pull it out...
To a twist from the film “Operation Y and Shurik’s Other Adventures,” the Student pulls out crib sheets from all his pockets. The teacher turns around, trying to catch the Student, but every time he manages to hide everything at the last moment.
And he asked a fellow student for a simple hint...
A student crawls on his knees into the auditorium.
And she speaks to him in the voice of the Teacher...
Teacher. You should have prepared before!
Narrator. The formidable Teacher became even more angry than before and threatened him with transfer to the commercial department. "Yes! - thought the Student. “The study was simple, but it will become golden!” And then he called on his mobile program to help...
The sound of a cell phone dialing. The Fairy appears.
Fairy.
Student. What kind of Cinderella am I to you?! Quickly conjure up a five for me!..
Fairy. Hello, dear Cinderella! Why are you so sad?
Student. Are you deaf?! Cast your spell faster!
Fairy. Hello, dear Cinderella! Why are you so sad?
Student. Listen, are you stupid?
Fairy. Just me, my friend, demo version! If you want to take full advantage of all the features of the program, send an SMS with the code word to a short number...
Student. And I’ll format your entire desktop!..
Fairy. Goodbye, dear Cinderella!
The fairy runs away, protecting herself with her magic wand.
Narrator. And then the Student prayed, looking at the Teacher...
Student. We have an unequal duel: you have seven spans in your forehead, and five years of higher education, but I only have a piece of paper and a pen that doesn’t write!..
Narrator. And then the formidable Teacher had mercy and allowed me to use the self-written notes.
Teacher. Notes to the studio!
To the music “Black Box” from the program “What? Where? When?" take out notes.
Narrator. And the student received the desired grade!
Student (joyfully). Five?
Teacher. No!
Student. Four?
Teacher. No!
Student. C grade?
Teacher. No!
Student (sad). With a minus?
Teacher. Yes!
Student (sadly lowers his head, but immediately raises it, smiling slyly). And a C is enough for me! (The Queen tune “We Are The Champions” plays.)
Narrator. And he began to live and live and chew gum and smoke bamboo until the next session...
Suitable scenarios for the holiday:
- Student (me): Hello kids, girls and boys, mischief-makers and naughty girls! Let's go with you...
- Excerpts from songs are played. What event or phenomenon in the life of a student in...
Very soon everyone will be celebrating the New Year. And students will also organize performances in their educational institution. We offer you an interesting and unusual New Year's holiday scenario for students. This is a script with many characters, songs, and, of course, a good ending.
Characters: Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Devil 1, Devil 2, Devil 3, Little Imp, Baba Yaga, Freddy Krueger, David Copperfield, Lyceum student 1, Lyceum student 2, Dashing One-Eyed, Goblin, Koschey the Immortal, Serpent Gorynych, Grandmas Yozhki (3), Choir bunnies (5).
(Three Devils with a log approach the tree. Tired, they sit down on the log)
Damn 1: What is this, all the little people are having fun on New Year’s Day, and the noble Devils are carrying logs. Are we worse than them?
Damn 2: And all because of our lord.
Damn 3: Quiet, otherwise you'll burn.
Damn 2: No, you must agree, when were these devils noble and mean? Why do we need these reforms?
Damn 1: By the way, the lyceum also has a new director, who is also giving them heat with his reforms.
Damn 3: Explain to me one more thing: why have we not had any
one New Year with Santa Claus?
Damn 2: Because our overlord, Volland, constantly fails to order Santa Claus to Bald Mountain.
Damn 3: This year, I hope I managed...
Damn 2: Yes, I forgot, one hundred percent.
Damn 1: Where can we get it now? Over there at the lyceum, the director ordered himself a Christmas tree, and Grandfather, and this one, the Snow Maiden.
Damn 2: Let's steal Grandfather.
Damn 3: No. Volland is too noble to stoop to such petty theft.
Damn 2: Well, then we’ll make sure that the lyceum students themselves give Grandpa to us.
Damn 3: But how to do that?
Damn 1: Calm down, I have one idea.
(They leave, whispering...) (Two lyceum students enter the stage)
Person 1. Eh, why are there no girls in our lyceum, at least there would be some kind of mood.
Persons 2. And do not say. It doesn’t even feel like there will be a holiday.
Person 1. The only consolation is that an old man with a beard will come to us for the New Year, bring the Ice Maiden with him, and give us gifts. And then this Grandpa will throw such a disco...
Persons 2. Actually, it's fun. Just imagine, dancing around the Christmas tree, what a thrill!
Person 1. Don't drive!
Persons 2. Just kidding!
Persons 1. On the other hand, what would New Year be without a bearded refrigerator?
Persons 2. Certainly.
Person 1. But the director categorically forbade drinking alcohol, another hope for lifting the mood.
Persons 2. Hop, I think I see something cool!
Person 1. Oh, champagne! (opens).
(Both fall to the ground and cover themselves with their hands. David Copperfield appears to the music).
Person 1. Hey, do you hear, it's him.
Persons 2. Who?
Person 1. David Copperfield, he was recently shown on television.
Persons 2. Class! Now the holiday will be stunning, and you said - miracles do not happen!
David: Don't say anything, just listen! You are facing New Year's Eve without Father Frost and Snow Maiden. You shouldn't say... (he is pushed by the little devil who appears from under the tree, he falls unconscious)
(Lyceum students revive David, the little devil does dirty tricks in the hall. He runs out onto the stage and shouts:)
Imp: Hooray! Hooray! Father Frost and Snow Maiden are ours!
(Three Devils appear and introduce Father Frost and the Snow Maiden. On the stage they perform their joyful dance around the captives, then leave).
David: As always, I was late (he leaves, the lights go out).
(The lights come on. On the stage there is the same log, stumps. And the cheerless Dashing One-Eyed; Baba Yaga. The devils run in and pull Father Frost and the Snow Maiden.)
Crap: Brothers! We're alive! There will be gifts! The Snow Maiden and Father Frost will give us all the gifts. Baba Yaga: (starts to preen) That's all right. We will begin our festive, underground concert called “Stolen Talents.”
Dashing One: General sponsor Santa Claus kindly provided us with the most amazing prizes: “Apricot” candies - caramel of extraordinary taste.
Baba Yaga: Go.
Dashing One: A folk, thieves', round dance choir of boys - bunnies, sadistic lyceum students, pacifists, and so on, and so on, and so on, performs before you. With your hit
Song of the bunnies.
We stopped by for an hour,
You are very lucky...
And you will soon love us,
Adversity is bad for everyone.
Come on, let's all get together
Open your ears
Let's sing a New Year's song for you today:
In the yellow-blue forest,
Where do lyceum students grow up?
Where are the cheerful people
Eats your stomach...
We are lessons in droves
They mowed down for no reason
And at the same time they sang
Strange words:
We do not care,
We do not care, -
We are not afraid of the wolf and the fox,
He will be brave
Who on New Year's Eve
He will bring us a magic lamp.
(Santa Claus and Snow Maiden present sweets, they leave)
(There is a whistling and crackling noise)
Dashing One: There is a ringing sound all around.
This is Kosha - a faithful friend,
With a Kalash at the ready,
A racketeer and a formidable demon.
(Koshchey the Immortal appears under the rock, spins in place, waves a sword, shoots from a machine gun, crawls on his bellies, throws a grenade into the hall)
Koschey (sings): Hey! For real, look at me!
New Year's song! What nonsense!
Hey you, look at me -
I am a pacifist, I am a Mercedes -
A thousand pacifists on my shoulders. Do as I do! Do it! Like me!
(At this time, Serpent Gorynych “flies” onto the stage and begins to push Koshchei)
Serpent: Hey, you! Don't stand in the aisle. I'm the coolest today. I'm so cool!
I'm so empty -
I haven't eaten soup for three days
Hey, you! Look at me!
(They start to fight)
Baba Yaga: Hey guys wait a minute
You don't growl today.
New Year is a special holiday,
Make friends at least once.
Dashing One: Look: Babki-Hedgehogs
They already took the accordions in their hands,
And catchy ditties We will listen to from now on.
(Koschei and the Snake sit on the tree stumps. The Babushek-Yozhek Choir performs ditties, receives candy and leaves)
Dashing One: Our insidious Devil is dashing -
This is the best Mumiy Troll.
He is on Bald Mountain In our glorious December, Hit will perform his favorite,
He will be invincible.
(One of the Devils appears)
Song Trait
(to the tune of Mumiy Troll's song)
(Leshy descends on a rope and throws himself at the feet of Koshchei the Immortal, Baba Yaga)
Goblin: Father, dear mother,
What bad news came
Are these lyceum students trying to take Snow Maiden and Dedugan from us by deception?
That's enough, let's play around. Order them to leave.
(Two lyceum students appear)
Baba Yaga: Hey you, dashing soups, you are like that,
Now we'll quickly scalp you
Let's film that hour without a knife (lyceum students back away)
Koschey: This is not a simple matter,
We should think about it.
Freddy Krueger is standing still. He can kill them all.
(calls on the phone)
By phone: Freddy, dear falcon,
Come quickly, son.
The boys settled here,
They have done something wrong to us.
(The lights suddenly go out. Freddy appears in the spotlight. With a wild roar, he tears his face with his nails.)
Freddy: I'll strip everyone to pieces,
I'll let out a sea of blood.
I will kill all the lyceum students,
And I’ll drag the Snow Maiden away,
Santa Claus will be with me to prepare a feast full of blood,
And the Snow Maiden is bait,
For bad children, deception will serve me well.
(Starts rap dancing in joy).
Baba Yaga: Hush, hush, little dove,
Don't rush in the heat of the moment.
We'll give them all a lesson -
There will be a task for them.
(David Copperfield appears to the music and flies in.)
David: My finest hour has come,
I will take revenge on the whole pack of the rootless.
Will disappear from the earth forever
Every evil and nasty person.
There will be no more Likh in the world of Koschey, just let him live in fairy tales,
And the Serpent will become only a Dragon and he will fly into the horoscope.
And all evil spirits will fade away from now on,
And the whole world will instantly get used to goodness.
(All the evil spirits get scared, fall on their knees around David and ask:)
Kashchei, Baba Yaga, Freddy and the Serpent:
Oh dear David Copperfield
You are a great sorcerer in the world!
Let us perform our farewell dance at this final moment.
(David gives a sign of consent with his hand, the evil ones perform their devilish ritual dance).
Baba Yaga: Oh, what's wrong with me?
It bakes my heart.
And what a beautiful world it is.
Koschey: Look, here are the boys,
What wonderful boys!
Take us to the lyceum with you,
We will surprise you with kindness.
(Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear to the accompaniment of lyrical music).
Ded Moroz and Snegurochka: Who doesn't believe in miracles? After all, they do exist.
Happy New Year, friends, we congratulate you all!
D.M. : Something smelled of vanilla everywhere,
All the houses are brightly festive. A fresh, fresh, blizzard square dance. Winter breathes on passers-by.
Sn. : The roof of the house is like a Vyazma gingerbread,
Break it off and taste it.
Give yourself this holiday,
This white, winter sadness.
D.M. : Oh, winter girl, you magpie gallop,
Snow-hare, deep path,
What will you prophesy this year?
What will you fill your boxes with?
Sn. : People love your quirks
The distance is white, the snow is unsullied,
From your crystal dishes you can treat everything and everyone!
D.M. : Hello, Zimushka! I'm your prisoner
Your prince and your hero.
More action! Less laziness
The search beckons both in depth and breadth!
Sn. : Our daring, bold plans
Just right for us and just right for our height.
And the New Year’s thicket of stars is calling us through the winter frames!
Father Frost and Snow Maiden (singing to the tune of the song “Wish”):
It's impossible to live without sadness
But I want, friends, to wish,
So that in joy you forget,
That I recently had to grieve.
I want the sonorous, happy laughter of a boy to be heard everywhere,
So that the young men are beautiful,
So that the young men may be wise.
I wish this for teachers,
So that at the appointed unhappy hour
Spoke the real word
What will be saving for you?
Chorus:
I want the songs to sound
The magazine was full of fives,
So that you all wish each other
What I wished for you now!
All participants gradually come onto the stage with sparklers and say:
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
David:
- I see the future!
D.M.:- Which?
David:- In a few minutes the disco invites you.
“Scenario for New Year’s Eve – 2016”Leading: Good evening, dear students, teachers and staff of the college! The year 2015 is coming to an end, which gave each of us a lot of pleasant and unforgettable things. Of course, as in any year, you and I studied fruitfully, worked, took care of our family and friends - but this is what our life consists of. So let's spend the outgoing year like an old good friend. Now I’ll call the good offices office and ask if Father Frost and the Snow Maiden are coming to us... (calls on the phone:) Hello, is this the good offices office?.. Are you being bothered by the medical college... Thank you, we are waiting!., (puts down tube). While Father Frost and Snow Maiden are on their way, a group of students sings for you
New Year's medley:
(sing to the tune of the verse and chorus of “Songs about Five Minutes” from the film “Carnival Night”).
1st:We want to sing to you now about the New Year.
2nd:He will meet us at the snow-covered gate.
3rd:We will open the doors for him, letting the long-awaited New Year pass as soon as possible!
Together: New Year, New Year There's a knock on everyone's door! On New Year, on New Year, a miracle can happen!
4th:
5th:Let everyone wait for a miracle, because that’s what the New Year is for!If only it weren't winter...To the tune of the song from the cartoon "Holidays in Prostokvashino"
If only it weren't winter
In cities and villages,
How much would we know
Happy new days!
Instead of skis and skates, we
We would swim in the sea.
If only there were no winter,
There would be no grief!
Just imagine: New Year,
It's plus thirty in the yard,
Round dance around the Christmas tree,
Fireworks sparkle!
Grandfather Heat in a red T-shirt
Gives out gifts
Asphalt in the morning
The sun is shining hot. (they sing to the tune of the chorus “Songs about Five Minutes” from the film “Carnival Night”).
1st:New Year,
2nd:New Year
Together:Knocking on everyone's door!
3rd:On New Year's Day,
4th:On New Year's Day
Together: A miracle can happen!
5th:Let the end of those miracles only be happy And then the New Year will not cool our hearts!
Together:New Year is coming to us. It brings miracles with it - it’s hard to doubt it!
Leading: The coming 2016 is the year of the fire monkey.The monkey has an eccentric nature, it is capricious, capricious and unpredictable. It is recommended not to make serious plans and wait for special changes. The monkey will still do everything his own way. Surprises await all zodiac signs. Let's find out what awaits each of us in the new year. The 12-F group has prepared an astrological forecast for you.
(astrological forecast, group 12-F)
Leading: A student of group 21-A, Diana Mukhareva, sings “If the Snowflake doesn’t melt...”
Leading: Group 11-F is in a hurry to congratulate you. Meet!
(sketch “The Incident of December 31st in the Hospital”, group 11-F)
Leading: Our Grandfather Frost is lingering somewhere, let's all call him together, I'll ask riddles, and you answer in unison.
He is also kind
He is also strict
Full of beard,
He's in a hurry to come to us
Now for the holiday
Who is this? ...
(Father Frost)
He rolls for us
Arranged
The streets are covered in snow,
Built bridges from ice,
Who is this? ...
(Father Frost)
He comes
On a winter evening
Light candles on the Christmas tree.
Has grown a gray beard,
Who is this? ...
(Father Frost)
All together: Santa Claus! Father Frost! Father Frost!
(Santa Claus comes out)
Father Frost: Well, who called me? Here I come! It just seems to me that I lost something along the way, but I can’t figure out what...
Leading:
Santa Claus, you've probably lost your Snow Maiden.
Father Frost:
Of course, that’s what I’m saying, I lost it. I went forward, and she remained there somewhere. He says he will catch up.
Leading: We need to help grandfather and find the Snow Maiden. Do you remember what you called the Snow Maiden in kindergarten? Let's all call her together! Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden! Snow Maiden!
Father Frost: Here you are, granddaughter.
(The Snow Maiden comes out and sings the song “Winter”)
Father Frost: Oh, and this winter has turned out to be cold, blizzard, blizzard... I wish that your soul, regardless of the weather, will be warm and calm!
(dance studio "Grace")
Snow Maiden: I invite you to play with me"Song in a hat"
Notes are thrown into the hat in advance, on which the word is written: Christmas tree, icicle, Santa Claus, snow, frost, winter, New Year, snowflake, spinning, toys, firecrackers, blizzard.
Each guest takes turns taking notes out of his hat and singing a song - necessarily a New Year's or winter song, in which the word written on his piece of paper appears!
Leading: Meet the 11-Sp group with your congratulations!
(congratulations from group 11-Sp)
Father Frost: I know that in your college there was a competition between New Year’s toys and the New Year’s newspaper “Winter Fantasy”. Based on the results of the competition, ___________, group ____________ is awarded for the most original toy; a student of group ____________ is awarded for the most New Year’s toy.For the most unusual toy, a student from the _______________ group is awarded. Snow Maiden: A student of the ________ group is awarded for the most fun newspaper, a student of the ___________ group is awarded for the most New Year's newspaper, and a student of the ___________ group is awarded for the best artistic design of the newspaper. Leading: Students of group 11-C sing for you!
(ditties group 11-C)
Father Frost: Let's play.At the moment when the music stops, everyone who has a monkey in their hands - the symbol of the New Year - says a short wish to all the guests.
Leading:Student activist with the song “New Year’s toys”
Snow Maiden:The dance studio "Gracia" has prepared its New Year's gift for you.
(dance studio "Grace" "Ice Ceiling")
Scenario for the New Year's performance for college students and middle-aged and older schoolchildren "Winter's Tale."
Tkachenko Tamara Vladimirovna, teacher-methodologist
Target: development of creative abilities.
Tasks:
- development of theatrical performance skills, elements of acting;
- education of the fundamentals of spectator culture.
Decoration: costumes, “Hollywood Passions” ad, a clearing in the forest, separate Christmas trees.
Characters: Father Frost, Snow Maiden, Baba Yaga, Koschey, Kikimora, buffoons (2), Magpie, Alice the fox, Basilio the cat, Wolf, Hare.
We will show you a New Year's fairy tale,
Let everyone deal with the intrigue themselves,
The forest is in a fever from serious passions,
Believe it or not, expect miracles!
Soroka flies out, reads the text on the ad
Casting is taking place today for the role,
Do you want to act? Please join in,
Discover your talent and hurry into the winter forest,
There's enough here for all the New Year's miracles!
Buffoons run out
1
Hello to you! We are buffoons!
2 We are not bad as artists!
1 And now we are here with you,
2 What can we say?
1
Quiet! Keep your ears alert!
What's there?
2 Where?
1 Yes, listen, listen!
2 The ringing clatter of hooves is heard -
1
This New Year is in a hurry,
It flies towards us from afar,
2 What it carries is a secret for now.
1 There is no tea for the soul during the holiday!
2 According to tradition, we welcome you!
1 We wanted to say a lot.
2 But it seems they didn’t have time.
1 And it’s time to know honor.
together Time to start a fairy tale!
The melody "Visiting a fairy tale" sounds in a clearing
Baba Yaga and Koschey are discussing something, Kikimora appears.
Koschey Oh, Kikimora is jumping over there,
Either he laughs or he cries...
Yaga Well, just in case, did you come?
Kikimora I have my own things to do!
Koschey Women, let's go there! distorts
Kikimora Why did I come to you:
I heard nonsense news,
It's like shooting "Ogonyok"
Will you be there?
Koschey Well pester
Now everyone will be me -
There is more glory than fire
I was afraid - so true!
Alice the fox and Basilio the cat sneak up and eavesdrop
Alice What an honor this is: dreamily
There are names on the posters,
And I’m the only one of them all!
Basilio Well, what about me? Will I be filming?
Alice I'll run into you everywhere with annoyance
Here's another thing - to film you!
Basilio Meow! I'm not for myself -
I'm worried about you...
Alice Tsits! Shut up! I'll guess
I'll show up at the right time
And, here it is, an engagement!
Yaga Why are you stuck here?
You, my friend, would have galloped away
And she didn’t call for trouble...
Kikimora Oh, you are! then I'll leave!
pretends to leave, hides behind the tree)
Yaga Well, I'll turn around today
And I’ll star in a blockbuster!
I dreamed of a career
I just didn’t get it
How is he? Hollywood!
No problem, I’ll film here too!
Koschey Are you going to pester me again?
Yaga Hurry up and take pictures!
I already had my eye on the video,
So get to work!
Koschey And what is this role? skeptical
Yaga If you want to know, naughty boy, please! coquettishly
Today I... I will be the Snow Maiden...
Koschey Where did you get this from?
a curious Magpie appears and listens
Yaga Well, New Year is coming soon
People will celebrate
Take a picture quickly,
I'll give you ideas
Yes, rent it and run it.
Don't crack your fingers!
You can pick off the money like from a bush preening
So that such beauty
Did she disappear in vain?
Soroka appears and meticulously examines Yaga
Magpie You want, Yaga, a lot,
I’ll just give some advice to Koshchei:
Would you look for something skinny?
Yes, blonder than her.
Yaga This is none of your business!
Magpie Open your ears wider
Listen to this smart advice:
Invite a foreigner
An American would be better:
Klava Schiffer, Demi Moore -
I'd like to spin it la mur...
Yaga You, Soroka, don’t interfere,
Look, don't give it to locals!
Koschey I've seen it in this role
More candidates.
Maybe I'm my girlfriend
I want to make a movie...
Magpie A frog? mockingly
Koschey Shoo, chatterbox, don't get involved,
Don't interrupt your elders...
Kikimora runs out from behind the tree
Kikimora What? Is it really Yagu again?
Oh, help me, I can’t!
Koschey Well, faq, do you want to laugh?
And you probably want it yourself
How about playing a role?
Admit it, you green thief!
Kikimora Fi, I need this role!
Just a headache
From her there was one b.-
My antilect has not weakened.
I would like to become a producer -
I'm a woman, not a woman! proudly
Magpie I will suggest an alternative:
Let's choose another diva.
Submit your role to the competition
I'll come up with a password in a minute:
Com, dog, dot, ru -
We start in the morning!
Koschey I'm really in trouble with you Soroka
Okay, I'll arrange a casting,
Fly through the forest here,
Collect applicants
Let, without delay, closer to night
Gather before the eyes
My unsleeping ones,
Yes, let your talents be yours
They expose it to us...
Magpie Let the strongest win!
Kikimora Eck, that's enough! Come on, shoot!
Look - the strongest! On a fig!
Who is stronger is already known -
This is of no interest to us... ponders
I'll cast him for the role
Not according to the heart - according to the mind:
Who can make it to the top?
That's what I'll deal with,
In the meantime, let's fly, Soroka
Yes, announce it louder.
Magpie All the glamorous citizens
Shy people and hooligans
I have known for a long time:
They will film a movie here -
Home Actress needed...
Alice the fox and Basilio the cat appear
Alice It's me, Alice the fox!
Magpie brushes off fox
Magpie He ordered to collect all the Koscheys -
He will choose himself!
Alice What to look for, take me,
You look deeper, to the root:
I'm an ace in show business
I'll show you a master class!
Why is Alice not the same to you?
I am pure beauty:
Chic, hip gait -
It's time to figure it out!
And the hairstyle, what color -
Why do you need another?
Kikimora I'm the assistant director
The main support,
What will I tell you, Lisa:
Your color and hair,
Not important for cinema, no -
Whatever color we can choose
Repaint - no problem,
So we don’t need you!
Alice Humiliate me, an actress!
You don't know Alice steps on Kikimora
Give me the role, otherwise now...
Kikimora We have democracy... regretfully
Okay, if you want a role, take it,
Show me what you can do gives the text
And let them choose Koschey,
He's happy to show off.
Alice Well, I’ll sing, I’ll dance -
Where else can I find one like this?
Hey Basilio, come to me!
We are with you under the moon,
We've played seriously more than once,
We can hardly make a mistake!
Basilio That's for sure, that's true
You, Alisonka, are a star!
Crime tango Valery Leontyev
Alice and Basilio dance tango to a recorded soundtrack
I haven't been filmed in Hollywood yet,
But after the premiere the world will know me,
I will become number one actress
And this day will be more important than the name day!
Here I am on the covers of shiny magazines,
Basilio is simply no longer a match for me,
Maybe I'll have a cocktail with DiCaprio,
I love fame, fame and money!
etc. Crime tango, crime tango, crime tango,
Crime tango, crime tango, crime tango.
My income will jump immeasurably,
I won’t rummage through the field of Miracles at night,
I’ll buy a more impressive hole and a yacht,
I confess that I have really loved comfort since childhood.
Then I will be able to break with crime,
I will tear out the eye of anyone who remembers the old things,
I’m ready to forget the robbery for a while,
But I will love crime tango!
etc.
Alice I feel like a superstar
I'll be here very quickly
Basilio Get to know you
Let them dream - it's an honor!
Koschey Good, oh, good
But my soul is not for her
It’s torn, but to whom it’s a secret.
Kikimora Oh, he said! There is no secret!
Number two is Yaga.
Where are you? Tuta?
Yaga I? Yeah!
Kikimora Well, come on, talent swords -
There's no cabbage soup in the oven here!
Yaga Am I faq? I always do!
I'm a star by nature!
What should I do, dance or sing?
Koschey Go ahead, I'll watch!
Queen of beauty M. Magomaev
You haven't seen many beauties,
So take a quick look
Even if I didn’t play the Snow Maiden,
But we are not rivals.
I can easily tuck it into my belt,
After all, I have no equal in intrigue,
I can outshine her with myself,
Check out my portrait!
In cinemas all over the world
I'll sing in full screen Kikimora spits to the side
Then a luxurious apartment,
A hurricane of applause.
Porsche, Ferrari, Mercedes,
Gorynych's fans have snakes,
I'll become the darling of the press
Take me down quickly, Koschey!
etc. After all, I can handle any role,
And I'll get an Oscar soon!
Koschey I told everyone, yes,
Here's the main star!
Kikimora She's not the only one with us,
Because high class
Let everyone who wants to show it!
Yaga What is she muttering again?
That I won't be approved?
Koshchei It will be your own fault:
If you bury my talent,
Better not go home!
Koschey Who will continue our casting?
The Wolf appears, drags the Hare
Wolf That's it, the end has come, the Sabbath!
I'll tell you right now and it will be clear
What were you looking for in vain -
The role suits only me...
Koschey You saw her in a dream
Or tried it on in a mental hospital?
Wolf I'm at this edge
Rehearsed with Kosy -
Hare Oh!
Wolf Even in the cartoon we are with him
Filmed very successfully -
Hare Yeah...
It turned out funny!
puts on a hat with braids, like in the cartoon “Well, wait a minute!”
Well, I was already the Snow Maiden,
I haven’t even forgotten the words
Come on, Hare, don't yawn,
Sing our song!
Dance of the Wolf and the Hare phonogram "Tell me, Snow Maiden, where you have been"
Koschey drives the Wolf away, asks painfully
Are there any more applicants?
I'm leaving for lunch.
Yaga Wait, why, I was daydreaming!
You stayed for three hundred years
And without porridge, and without cabbage soup -
I will take revenge for everything, Koschey!
Song of Baba Yaga Galina, "Whatever"
You can smile
You may object
Can you give me the script?
Endlessly distort
I'll play the Snow Maiden
Even thunder, even snow, even hail,
I promise you
That there is no turning back!
etc. I will still be the Snow Maiden to spite everyone,
And remember, I’ll shock everyone with my figure,
After all, in the forest everyone has known for a long time,
All Hollywood cinema is crying behind me!
Koschey Kikimore
It's all your job! Kikimora
Here's another! All you have to do is sort out your squabbles!
Koschey We need to end all this -
Women, gossip, always squabbles!
Magpie Here! Not the gossipy Magpies!
Song "Jackdaws" Kirkorov
Forty, have you ever met Forty before?
I know every corner here,
And people in the forest have known me for a long time.
I am always aware of what, where, when,
Even if I myself am not a star at all,
But I am also involved in cinema.
I didn’t waste my time,
I gathered everyone for the casting,
I even connected to the Internet.
etc. May I not get an Oscar,
I know everything in the world
There are no secrets for me
Forbidden topics.
By the way, I note
I don’t aim at the stars at all,
Why? I will answer:
I don't need to!
Koschey Okay, where's number three?
Kikimora Well, Koschey, come on, look!
Beyond the four seas Shiny
Here they call me Kikimora,
My talent is still buried
But I can’t live without a movie and a day,
Glory is so close, oh, how close it is!
etc. I will glorify our forest,
I will bring joy to everyone,
I'll play at least someone -
I'm the only one here,
I'm an actress no matter what,
A real star
Believe it or not,
Check me out quickly, ah!
I hit high notes
You definitely won’t fly after me,
I drink eggs early in the morning,
To sing like Karol and sing like Lorak.
etc. And I also dance,
All my friends know
Les do not roam
They dance with me in a round dance.
I don't need casting
Kosha is friendly with me,
He will take me for the role,
There he will ask you to get married! (kiss)
Koschey I'm shocked! You're not a star!
Kikimora It's true, yes. hangs his head guiltily
Koschey Well, how can we understand -
Were you going to take pictures?
So what did you sing?
Kikimora Here, Koschey, this is the case:
I deceived you...
Don't threaten, I'm loving...
I've been dreaming since birth
That she became a movie star,
How can you miss the opportunity?
Well, don't be angry, let's be friends.
Koschey Just like a soap series
All! Your movie got me!
I announce the verdict:
I'm not a director anymore!
I will play the Snow Maiden myself grimaces
Look at the figurine!
I qualify in all respects,
So I'll play everything myself!
Father Frost and Snow Maiden appear
Father Frost What's all the noise and no fight? everyone freezes
We walked around the white world,
Sorry, we're late!
Kikimora That's it, my dreams are over...
Snow Maiden Good day everyone today! everyone is silent
Am I too lazy to answer you?
Have fun, because the holiday is coming! addresses Basilio
Tell me, prankster...
Basilio What am I doing? I'm nothing...
Here's Alice - wow!
Alice What about Alice? What now?
Who are you handing me over to?
Are you going, cat?
Basilio What are you, what are you, we are a couple! Alice steps on Basilio's paw Meow!
Father Frost I don't understand what's going on?
Yaga Koshchei has a whim!
Don't look at it clearly
Nothing happened.
Father Frost Well, then we'll congratulate everyone
And we will leave you gifts,
The New Year will come there too,
Have fun, forest people!
Snow Maiden May the coming New Year
Will bring wealth to everyone,
And health and success,
And cheerful ringing laughter!
Father Frost May things go well
The jokes are funny
Wishes come true
Snow Maiden There will be plenty of attention from everyone,
And love and respect...
Baba Yaga sticks out
Yaga And take care from the evil eye... she is pushed back
Snow Maiden Don't interrupt us,
You better wish everyone
Lots of happiness and good luck,
Let no one cry anymore!
Hare We invite everyone to a round dance
Let's celebrate the New Year together!
Basilio We wish you not to quarrel,
Hare We promise to help everyone,
Alice Let your dreams come true
Baba Yaga sticks out
Yaga So that they can act in films! she's being pushed back again
Koschey So that my head doesn't hurt,
Kikimora And my favorite thing
It only brought me joy...
Wolf We wished a lot!
Hare Let friendship not leave you,
Magpie And talent will always glorify
Basilio And may the weather be pleasant
You at any time of the year!
Father Frost Let my snowflakes circle
Let the crystal ice ring,
Let the blizzard fly easily,
The spruce is turning bright green!
Snow Maiden Let your hearts burn brightly
Let joy be a gift,
At this New Year's hour
All Congratulations to you!