Entertainment program for February 23rd for colleagues. Scenarios for the Defender of the Fatherland Day holiday for adults
There are three chairs in front of the audience. The presenters enter and take their positions on the chairs.
Presenter 1:
We have gathered today, gentlemen, for one sensitive reason - the men's holiday is coming on February 23.
Presenter 2:
How masculine?!
Presenter 3:
How masculine?!
Presenter 1:
This is such an opportunity. Even on the day of Defenders of the Fatherland, gifts are required.
Presenter 2:
Here you go!
Presenter 3:
There was no hassle, so give it up!
Presenter 2:
Shower them with gifts too! It’s strange, I dreamed that I was feeding chickens, and this was for gifts, but for me, and not like someone else!
Presenter 3:
No, come on, it’s called a party! Why did I sleep on curlers all night (it would be great if the girl had a short crew cut).
Presenter 1:
And yesterday, for this reason, I went on a strict diet according to the “Air” system. Three sips in the morning, a sip at lunch and half a sip in the evening.
Presenter 2:
Yah! How is the effect?
Presenter 3:
Are you full?
Presenter 1:
You can live.
Presenter 2:
A…
Presenter 3:
Girls, we got distracted, what are we going to do with these very, as they are called... men!
Presenter 1:
A holiday is a responsible matter. After all, Defender of the Fatherland Day. You won't allow anyone here.
Presenter 2:
Right! They need to be checked for professional suitability!
Presenter 3:
Let's get down to business!
The presenters put on white caps with a red cross drawn or sewn on them, and bandages are put on their arms.
Presenter 1:
Candidates for defenders of the Fatherland, get ready to take the medical commission!
Presenter 1 takes out a centimeter, Presenter 2 takes out scales, Presenter 3 takes an enema.
Presenter 1:
Helpers needed!
Presenter 2:
Take it out one at a time!
Two women from the audience (they are warned in advance and must volunteer to help). The women take one man at a time and take them to the medical commission.
First, the man is weighed, then he is brought to the leader with a centimeter (here it depends on age, looseness and other similar things - you can pretend that the value of the measurement concerns only the male part below the belt), which measures height, chest, hips.
After weighing and measuring Presenter 3 with enema:
Enema lightness of the body!
Every patient knows, be it a school student or an assistant professor,
That toxins harm the body, I drive away these crap!
If you suffer from a migraine, an enema of five liters a day will help!
The fate of an enema can be avoided by fulfilling the sports and physical education standard. In order to make some concessions for the stronger sex in honor of the holiday, men are given a choice: to do a certain number of push-ups, leave the weight (you will have to get this prop), sit down a certain number of times, etc. One of the men (somewhere after half the men have been examined) will be warned in advance, he will agree to an enema (he will not want to take the sports and physical education standard), he will be led out by the hands by Presenter 1 and Presenter 2, and Presenter 3 will demonstratively complete the procession with the enema in hands. The procession leaves, the door closes, men’s cries are heard: “Oh, oh!” Some time passes, the procession returns. The man is a little undressed (as if he had to dress quickly, his shirt is not quite tucked in, his collar is unbuttoned, etc.), his whole face is covered in kisses, if possible on his neck and further to his taste. Then the remaining men are called in one by one. It’s up to them to decide whether they want an enema or not in favor of push-ups and squats.
After inspection Presenter 1:
Lists all men by name. Recognized as fit for service in spare parts for festive table (the location of the celebration is called) companies (Company name).
The men take their positions. The presenters remove the medical elements from themselves. Music starts playing. White dance.
Presenter 1:
Whatever one may say, you can’t get away from gifts.
Presenter 2:
Where is it written that you should just lay it out and put it down?
Presenter 3:
Right! Only the strong get gifts!
Presenter 1:
Comrade women! You have a great responsibility! So far, three sets of gifts have been prepared. Therefore, we will draw lots.
The women are given blank pieces of paper. Each must write one first and last name of a man whom she considers worthy of receiving the first batch of gifts.
Then the presenters collect the leaves and sort them. The three men for whom more votes were given are called into the hall (if it turns out that someone has the same number of votes, then the winner is chosen by drawing, for example, who can do 10 push-ups faster or in some other way).
The selected candidates are dressed in scarves (if possible, then in dresses or a skirt and a jacket), and given two string bags in their hands. There are gifts at the finish line (everything the company can afford: from chewing gum to elite cognac, you can traditional gifts– shaving foam, socks). Let's say it costs three things (in any case there will be 3 things): socks, a bottle of beer, chewing gum. The task of the men is to walk at a walk (the style of which will be set by the presenter) to the finish line, take one thing, return to the start, go to the finish line again in a different style, which will also be set by the presenter, take the second thing, return to the start and another run. The first time they must walk with the step of a cheerful grandmother, the second - with the gait of a fidgety fashionista, the third - with the gait of a business woman going to work, as if driving piles. The collected things are kept as souvenirs for the men. You can win a super prize by voting, which will determine the demonstrator of the best gaits.
Musical pause. There can be dancing again, or women can perform a comic song of congratulations for the men.
Presenter 1:
What defender of the Fatherland does not dream of a harem?
Presenter 2:
A secret vote was held.
Presenter 3:
The winners of which were (names two men).
The winners are given rubber bands of different colors, for example, one is green, the other is blue. While the melody is playing, they must walk (run) around the hall and put this elastic band on the hand of the “wife” in their harem (if someone has already chosen a “wife” for themselves, the other does not have the right to take her). When the harems are created (at the end of the melody), a “family photo” is taken. Then the harems must strip their husband down to his underwear. The first harem to complete this task receives a super prize (a large chocolate bar for each “wife”), and the losing harem receives a prize (a small chocolate bar for each “wife”). " Family photo"with naked husband.
Presenter 1:
Men!
Presenter 2:
Listen!
Presenter 3:
And don't say you didn't hear!
Presenter 1:
Love the one and only!
Presenter 2:
Look what harems can do!
Presenter 3:
Women are covered in chocolate, and men are in shorts!
Harems carry their husbands out the door in their arms and return after a while. Kisses on all exposed areas of the body (they can be painted on with lipstick). The song “If I was a Sultan” is played. The harem dances to it near their husband.
The “husbands” announce a toast. Raising glasses.
Presenter 1:
Well, my dears. We also have a valuable prize.
Presenter 2:
And, most importantly, rare!
This time women are called to the stage (the number of women in the team depends on the number of women in the team, but minimum 2). How many teams there will be, depending on their capabilities. Minimum 2. Chairs are needed (you can just use those on which the presenters sat). Each team is given socks, kebab skewers, thread, scissors, satin ribbon and, if possible, decorative paper, mesh or organza for wrapping the paper. Women must make a bouquet of roses from socks (the sock is wound in a spiral around a skewer and secured with thread, then all the skewers are connected and wrapped in paper or decorated with satin ribbons). Then all the men are invited into the hall, they stand in a row or in several rows (depending on the space), and the women turn their backs and throw their bouquets. The one who caught the bouquet takes it for himself.
Now you can eat, dance, and the celebration in honor of February 23 ends with the presentation of gifts to the men.
A few words about the decoration of the hall. It's no secret that the stronger sex breathes unevenly in the direction of appetizing butts and outstanding busts. You can print out these attractive body parts and write wishes for men on them. Post these posters around the hall, let them read and enjoy the view.
For the event you will need:
Presents for men.
Treat.
Props for games and competitions.
Prizes.
Event plan
Congratulations, presentation of gifts.
Banquet.
Comic test “Who is who”.
Competitions for real men
Competition “War of the Sexes”.
The holiday begins with the presentation of gifts to men and congratulations. It is advisable that the congratulations are not too drawn out and formal. It is better to perform it in poetic or song form. It is preferable to name each man by name in your congratulations and say a few pleasant words about him.
Banquet
After congratulations, everyone sits down at the table. When creating a menu for this holiday, it is advisable to take into account the tastes of men and not limit yourself to sweets and fruits, but to prepare something more meaningful.
Comic test “Who is who”
As entertainment at the table, you can offer men a comic test. For the test, various ranks are written on cards, and then each man pulls out one card for himself without looking.
Examples of inscriptions: Intellectual. Casanova. Sexual giant. Ideal husband. Secret agent. Strongest. Psychic. Mage and wizard. Commander. Lord. Erudite. The most temperamental. The best fighter. The most dexterous. A professional in his field.
It’s even more interesting to not just make inscriptions, but cut them out from magazines and paste pictures corresponding to the inscriptions.
When preparing cards, you must be extremely correct and ensure that the invented inscriptions do not hurt anyone’s dignity or offend anyone.
Competitions for real men
Another entertainment that matches the theme of the holiday could be a competition between men to determine the title of the best. The following competitions are held between those wishing to compete for this title.
Accuracy
For accuracy competitions, it is best to use the factory-made Darts game.
A simpler option is to throw markers or felt-tip pens (with the cap open) from a distance of 3-5 m at a target drawn on a piece of paper attached to the wall. The most accurate participant receives a prize point.
The marker should be intended for drawing only on paper, then accidental traces of it can be easily washed off with alcohol.
Best toast
The facilitator informs the participants that, without a doubt, a real man must be able to drink properly. However, the goal of the competition is not to drink more than others, but to do it most gracefully.
After this, each participant receives a glass of strong drink. The competitors take turns making toasts and drinking the contents of the glass. The one who completes the task best receives a bonus point.
The best compliment
Since a real man must be gallant and be able to find an approach to a woman’s heart, in this competition participants compete in complimenting the fair sex.
The one whose compliment the women like more than others gets a bonus point.
Competition “War of the Sexes”
In order for not only men, but also women to have the opportunity to take an active part in the holiday, several competitions are held in which teams of men and women compete with each other.
Speech speed
Representatives from each team are called for the competition. They are asked to pronounce as many words as possible in 30 seconds. The team whose representative says the most words receives a bonus point.
For the competition, it is necessary to appoint several controllers who count the spoken words.
Throw range
One representative is called from each team. Their task is to throw a playing card as far as possible. It is possible to allow participants multiple attempts. In order not to confuse the thrown cards, you can invite one of the participants to throw red suits, and the other to throw black ones.
The team whose representative throws the card further (with several attempts, the best throw is counted) receives a bonus point.
Dance
One more representative is called from each team. Their task is to perform the most original and exciting dance. At the same time, the tempo of the music is constantly changing.
The team whose representative performs the best dance receives a prize point.
Knowledge is power
All team players participate in this competition. The facilitator asks the teams questions one by one. In this case, the women's team is asked men's questions, and the men's team is asked women's questions.
Examples of questions for women:
What is a carburetor a part of? (Motor)
What can you hit with a “poke”? (On the ball)
Is the hood of your car located at the front or rear? (Front)
What is a shootout? (Penalty in hockey)
In which direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards yourself or away from you? (Push)
Do the Bure brothers play football or hockey? (In hockey)
Where was the 2002 FIFA World Cup held? (In Japan)
Which company's products have a tick-shaped emblem? (Nike)
Examples of questions for men:
Why do women drip nail polish onto torn tights? (So that the arrow does not appear on torn tights)
When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)
What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
Why might a woman need acetone? (Remove old nail polish)
What is the name of the small bag that holds the items needed to do makeup? (Beauty bag)
Is yeast used in shortbread dough? (No)
Do I need to wash off the dye from my hair after coloring it? (Yes)
Wax, cream, mechanical devices, and laser devices can be used for this process. What is this process? (Depilation)
For each correct answer, the team receives a bonus point.
The team with the most points receives a prize - a cake or a bottle of champagne).
Useful tips
All competitions and competitions must be conducted in such a way that there are no dissatisfied or offended people. It is much better to recognize the victory of several participants at once and award prizes to as many competitors as possible
Many women do not spend much time choosing a gift for their man on February 23rd. They try to prepare a delicious dinner and come up with certain celebration ideas for a pleasant time at home. However, at work it is also necessary to congratulate men on the holiday. Therefore, you should prepare scenarios for February 23 for colleagues, men, and employees. You can think of holding a small celebration inside the office, and take advantage of the most unusual and creative competitions.
To realize best ideas and scripts for competitions for February 23 for men, first of all you should choose a presenter. It can be worn in a military-themed suit, but only a creative one, as in the photo, made into a sergeant or colonel who will award stars or memorable souvenirs to men for victory.
The main thing here is to correctly think through all stages of the event, prepare an interesting scenario, choose the best competitions on February 23rd. For the losers, you can come up with various penalty exercises, which can be in the form of physical tasks, or performing certain tasks.
Dress for the presenter
- Sapper Competition. To conduct this competition on Defender's Day, you need to take certain objects and place them on the floor in a chaotic manner. After this, each man must overcome obstacles, you cannot touch or touch objects, the task can be made more difficult by using bottles of champagne instead of ordinary objects. Then the performance will be as high as possible. The winner will be the one who hits the least amount of obstacles.
Office decoration
- Disarm the grenade. Scenarios for February 23 for men, colleagues, and employees involve holding a rather interesting and unusual competition. To do this, you need to prepare a glass, pomegranate (fruit) and a knife. After this, on command, each man will have to begin peeling the pomegranate, throwing the peel aside and collecting the seeds in a container. The winner is the one who completes the task faster; you need to prepare a special prize for him, which can be in the form of a chocolate bar or some kind of souvenir.
- Volitional sensations. A very funny and perky competition for February 23rd. The host of the event must call all willing men to participate in the competition. After this, prepare them for physical exercise, while telling them to warm up thoroughly. After warming up, everyone is given a landscape sheet; men must crumple it with one hand. The winner in this competition is the one who completes the task first. On each sheet of paper you will need to write the word “will”.
Fun activities
- Collecting signatures. It is better to hold this competition with a large number of people. To do this, everyone is given a sheet of paper on which the employee must write his desire. After this, call two men and, on command, give a signal so that they collect signatures. The one with the most pieces of paper will win. You can diversify this task. All colleagues need to be given a task, write a funny action on a piece of paper, after that a certain number of men are called, collect small pieces of paper, take turns reading wishes, and then fulfill them. You can help other colleagues, as a result you get one big team that performs quite funny and humorous actions.
- Muller and Stirlitz. A very fun and comic game for the holiday of men. Muller is selected from the team, who must move a certain distance so as not to hear how Stirlitz will be chosen. After this, Müller returns and asks leading questions to the team about who Stirlitz is, and the team should not answer them out loud, but only show them with gestures. After Muller guesses who Stirlitz is, Stirlitz takes Muller’s place and a new Muller is chosen.
- Rewarding. Interesting scenarios on February 23, men, colleagues, and employees are allowed to use the following competition, which is called “Awarding”. To do this, circles are cut out of cardboard; nothing should be written on them. Pins are also provided. At the command of the presenter, in a short period of time, each man must come up with what he should be rewarded for. After this, he needs to build his own medal from cardboard and pins. Nominations can be varied. For example, the hungriest person in the organization, the most active Internet user, the fastest employee. The one with the funniest and most believable nomination will win.
- Guess the melody. Quite unusual and interesting competition according to the script. For this, a man is chosen, he must go out the door. At this moment, the rest of his colleagues must come up with a song that he will have to solve. To do this, some words must be reproduced by one colleague, and others by another. After this, the man returns and must guess the melody or song from the chants. After this, another colleague is selected and also sent out the door.
- Surprises. You can surprise the male part of the team in the morning. To do this, before the start of the working day, decorate your study or office with a holiday theme. You can order an unusual figurine made of balloons in the idea of a soldier or some kind of weapon. Men will appreciate the prepared surprise. In this case, it is preferable to use green colors and shades, since they reflect the color of the military uniform.
Balloon figures
- Souvenirs. Also, before the start of the working day, you can prepare small souvenirs, for example, a cup with their personal photo; gifts should be given out at a special table, which can also be festively decorated.
Finally
Defender of the Fatherland Day always takes place with various festive events, where people receive only positive emotions and impressions.
In order for the holiday to be unforgettable, girls and women should carefully prepare for their celebration, while learning certain words or roles best scenarios in advance. It is important to prepare unusual and creative competitions for February 23, which colleagues will be happy to perform.
Video fun competitions for Defender of the Fatherland Day:
Scenario for February 23, 2016 1.
/music, everyone gathers in the hall/
1 ved: Today is a holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! - the day of brave, strong, decisive, courageous, persistent and hardy men, always ready to defend their homeland, their family, their friends and loved ones from enemies and various troubles. We are lucky to have just such men working here. And we wish you to easily cope with any problems, and women to appreciate and love you not only on February 23, but every day.
2 leads: The twenty-third of February is excellentA day to show gratitude!Let happiness be familiar to you,Life will be more joyful from now on!
Happy Men's Day to my colleagues,To make dreams come true, make a wish -It's hard to imagine a better reasonTo wish immeasurable blessings!
1 ved:
With you we feel calm and safe,
You will protect us from harm,
We wish you a difficult life
Bright successes and victories!
If necessary, you are capable without reserve,
Give yourself to your family, to your work,
We wish you health and prosperity,
And, of course, never lose heart!
2 leads: Today there is no one with us,
We know that we will not get them back.
If only the memory would not fade away -
Let us remember those whose path has been traversed!
/a minute of silence is announced/
*Dance number “Living Legend”*
1 ved:
To a police officer
– our warm greetings!We wish that a worthy answer to crime is given!He was brave and courageous, he never retreated,And I detained all the villains and violators as needed!
(!) And so that yourJOB – everyone respected!!!
2 leads: The word for congratulations is given to:2.
Police Colonel of the Intermunicipal Department of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of Russia "Alapaevsky" - Konstantin Dmitrievich Kuznetsov;
To the Chairman of the Council of Veterans, retired police major, Oleg Nikolaevich Yuzhakov.
1 ved:
The holiday is coming - February 23rd!
This day is a symbol of courage and honor,
We will congratulate you on this holiday,
And we will celebrate it together with you!
2 leads:
We cannot convey all emotions in prose.
Let there be poems and songs today,
May a lucky star rise for you,
Life will become much brighter and more interesting!
*on stage at the Break Studio “Street Dancing”*
2 leads: You have chosen a difficult profession -Clear the land of bandits.Happy holiday, success and health,We would like to wish you all today!May this day pass peacefully,No trips for urgent matters.And we want everyone to...career She was successful and worthy.
*song “Ay, it will be cool!”* (with backup dancers)
1 ved: Accepted good congratulations, and now it’s time for games and fun!
/game block/
2 leads: I won't say it beautifully, like Carnegie -And I probably won’t take much time,Let me just say happy holidays! I wish you, colleagues,Always live in peace and never know war!
1 ved: I wish the warriors not to trample your fields,And to protect relatives only from worries,Let the matter be fought in your hands and in your thoughts!And may the Lord protect you from adversity!
*song “Being Human!”*
*dance “Merry Hands”*
2 leads: Invited to the stage is the assistant to the head of the department - the head of the 3rd group for working with personnel, Major of the Internal Service Valery Aleksandrovich Sukhovykh. (order for awarding)
2 leads:
Husbands, bosses, colleagues and fathers,
Friends, nephews and other men,
You are all heroes, supermen, well done!
Which means we have a reason to celebrate!
1 ved:
Let's celebrate the holiday of February 23rd!
And let the snow melt from warm congratulations,
Let life help you fulfill your dreams,
And let every day be happy for you!
Once again we congratulate YOU, dear men -
Together: - Happy holiday!
/music/
COMPETITIONS
*Warm-up (for correct answers, participants are given tokens with No.)*
1 - What is a shootout? (Penalty in hockey)
2 - Why do women drip nail polish onto torn tights? (So that the arrow does not appear on torn tights).
3 - Is yeast used in shortbread dough? (No)
4 - In which direction is the force applied when working with a saw: towards you or away from you? (Push)
5 - What is highlighting? (Coloring individual strands of hair)
6 - What is a carburetor a component of? (Motor)
7 - When threading a needle, what should be stationary: the needle or the thread? (Needle)
8 - Why might a woman need acetone? (Remove old nail polish)
9 - What is the main equipment of a paratrooper? (parachute)
10 - What do wood and a rifle have in common? (trunk)
11 - Not a god, not a king - but you cannot disobey. (commander)
12 - It is traditional in our troops -
larger than a platoon, but smaller than a battalion? (company)
13 - On the path, on the field, on the shore - does it block the enemy’s path? (border guard)4.
14 - I have good hearing - is it not for nothing that I am friends with a walkie-talkie? (radio operator)
15 - I jumped with a parachute at night, sometimes the journey takes a minute. (paratrooper)
Spare questions:
16- What is always on the shoulders of the military? (epaulettes)
17 - A sad and happy holiday, beautiful fireworks in the evening? (9th May)
18 - Striped military clothing? (vest)
19 - Proverb on military theme…. (one in the field is not a warrior // seven do not wait for one // war is war, and lunch is on schedule // the soldier is sleeping, but the service is going on)
*So that throughout the big earth, peace comes to humanity,
We celebrate the Day in February...Defender of the Fatherland!*
1) Playing blind (2 people No. 1, No. 2 – skittles, blindfolded)
The presenter calls two men and in front of themarranges two zigzag routes made from empty bottles or skittles. After this he asks the participantsremember the route and blindfolds them. As soon as the participants' eyes are blindfolded, the facilitator's assistants silentlyclean up bottles. When everything is ready, the presenter talks about what men needovercome the route without hitting any obstacles. In doing so, he must indicate thatspeed is not very important .
The presenter gives the start, and the men begin their movement in zigzags, causing loud laughter in the audience. When the men complete the blind obstacle course, their blindfolds are removed and they are allowed to see which route they took.
2) The strongest (3 participants - No. 3,4,5 – crumple newspapers)
Participants are given prepared newspapers. The players’ task: with one left hand extended forward (without helping the right!), holding the newspaper by the corner, gather it into a fist at the command of the leader. The fastest and most agile wins.
3) Savvy (3 participants - No. 6,7,8 - answers for the presenter)
2 participants :
Name the types of troops of the Russian Federation that you know;
Transfer military ranks which ones you remember.
1 participant - Gourmet :
Name dishes made from popular, famous, favorite “potatoes” or whether they are at least a component of the dish.
4) Salute, colleagues, for you! (7 participants - No. 9,10,11,12,13,14,15 - balls)
Let's play with the holiday number - “23”.
2+3=5 and 2*3=6,
5*6=30, 5.
The 23rd falls on Tuesday-2 and 30:2=15,
Total:7 participants . (To music)
Stretch the balloons, inflate and tie;
We throw the balls into the air, hold them so they don’t fall to the floor (the audience CLAPS);
Pop the balloons as you wish - it turns out to be a “FIREWORKS” in honor of your holiday!
6.
Scenario “My Dear Protector”
This scenario is suitable for a celebration of Defender of the Fatherland Day, when family and friends gather. Children can also attend the celebration.
The room can be decorated balloons green (“protective”) color or white, blue and red (in the colors of the flag); paper airplanes and stars.
The favorite dishes of all the men present are prepared for the treat. You can come up with an original menu (let the children design it on a piece of paper), in which the dishes will be named in a military way, for example, naval pasta, “Soldier’s Dream” cutlets, “General’s Visit” salad, “Brave Captain” seafood, etc. d. The highlight of the dinner will be a cake in the shape of a five-pointed star.
Presenter raises the first toast: Today is a big holiday - Defender of the Fatherland Day! On this day, it is customary to congratulate all military personnel, everyone who served in the army, and everyone who has yet to do so. But even those men who have never put on and do not intend to put on military uniforms are also full-fledged heroes of the occasion today!
Our dear men, you fight every day for the well-being of your families. Therefore, each of us can say about our beloved half, as well as about our dad and grandfather: my dear protector!
Women give gifts to men, children also prepare gifts for fathers and grandfathers in advance.
Presenter: Tonight will not be quite ordinary... As usual holiday events? First there is a formal part, and then a banquet, buffet, and so on. But we decided to deviate from tradition and invented our own type of holiday - a banquet-concert! What does it mean? This means we will be both treated and entertained at the same time!
Our dear defenders, of course, have already relaxed and are anticipating pleasure... But a surprise awaits them! The main participants in the impromptu concert will be themselves! Yes, yes, men, because the heroes of the evening are you! But the first number in our program is still from women... We have prepared a song about you!
Song “Dedicated to men” (to the tune of “March of High-Rise Installers” from the film “Height”).
You are not stokers, you are not carpenters,
Not oligarchs, not singers,
You are very valuable workers, yes,
Husbands and the best fathers!
Behind you the house is stronger than a fortress,
And it’s like we’re behind a wall,
Forgive us for attempts at jealousy, yes,
We are yours with heart and soul!
We really have nothing to worry about,
When men are nearby!
Today you are the heroes of the evening, yes,
Poems and songs in your honor!
Do not refuse us a favor
And invite me to dance
Otherwise, without you, without your tenderness, yes,
We will cry and suffer!
Women invite men to dance.
Then a toast is raised: Once upon a time, man and woman were one being, with two pairs of arms, legs and two heads. These creatures lived on earth, got on well, until one day they greatly angered the gods with something. And they decided to divide them as punishment. They separated and calmed down. Time has passed... The gods look at the earth: the halves are together again! The gods got angry and separated them a second time - they sent them jealousy and scandals. More time has passed. The gods looked at the earth and were amazed: not only were the halves together again, but small creatures were also running around them!.. So let’s drink to the halves never being separated, despite the machinations of envious people!
Presenter: Men, our dear men... Today we only talk about them. They are our support, the stronger sex, and these are not just words. What qualities should a real man have? I think you know this very well! Firstly, he must be fearless... There is a proposal to test our defenders for fearlessness!
Game “Pass the checkpoint”
The game is simple: each man must crawl under the table to the opposite side. The one who, in the general opinion, does it the most skillfully or most originally (taking into account age) receives a small prize.
Presenter: Our men cannot be denied courage and dexterity! Let's discuss further. Secondly, a real man, of course, is not devoid of creative abilities! After all, they help him find a non-standard way out of a difficult situation... We should check whether the heroes of the occasion have a creative streak! The very next number of the concert program is the performance of the ensemble. This will be the song and dance ensemble of the Soviet Army!
"Soviet Army Ensemble"
All men participate.
Their task: to sing a military song (which everyone knows, for example, “Katyusha” or “Darkie,” etc.). You can do it with karaoke, you can do it without it. Men are asked to voluntarily divide into those who will sing and those who will be the “back-up dancers,” or they are appointed.
After the song, the presenter thanks the participants and proposes a toast to them - talented and resourceful.
Presenter: Our defenders performed simply beautifully! But, friends, that's not all. We haven’t even named half of the qualities inherent in real men. And the next point, it seems to me, is this: a real man should always tell the truth and only the truth! He simply needs this quality in order to confuse all opponents and adversaries... And only today we had the opportunity to test men with a lie detector. Who knows, maybe they are hiding something serious from us?
Lie detector test
The presenter asks questions to each of the men in turn, which they must answer quickly and without hesitation (the presenter warns: only the truth!), but instead of “yes” they should say “That’s right”, and instead of “no” - “No way!” .
1. Would you like to fly into space?
2. Do you often give girls flowers?
3. Is your dream Claudia Schiffer?
4. How long have you been doing plumbing repairs in your home?
5. Do you have serious feelings for your wife?
6. Are you annoyed by your boss?
7. Do you doubt your sense of humor?
8. Do you know what your wife is thinking about?
9. Are you satisfied with your appearance?
10. Did you have a funny nickname as a child?
11. Are you afraid of anger?
12. Are you afraid of looking funny?
13. Is it easy to negotiate with you?
14. Can you dance tango?
15. Did women confess their love to you first?
16. Do you know how to drive a diesel locomotive?
17. Do you like your spouse's hairstyle?
18. Is a holiday in the country healthier than a holiday in the Caribbean?
19. Do you fly in your dreams?
20. Are you attracted to mulatto women?
After the survey, the presenter asks the women whether their husbands were truthful enough and what they lied about. A toast is raised.
The presenter says that throughout the holiday there is also a competition for the most careful “eater”, because a real man should be able to eat well and beautifully.
Presenter: Let's continue our conversation about men... Why do we actually need men? Maybe we could do without them? I counted and counted and counted at least twenty-three points why we need men! Just in honor of February 23rd!
Twenty three reasons
(joke poem)
Why do we have men?
I know twenty-three reasons:
To paint and saw,
Entertain and have fun,
Bring finances to the family
Sing romances under the windows,
Paying compliments
Cook dinner a couple of times,
Throw out the trash once,
Raise sons and daughters,
Plant onions in the dacha
Eating tirelessly
Plaster, build, glue,
Dispel all doubts,
To caress and hug,
Accept the apology!
What else is a man for?
Take your car for repairs,
Buy a beaver fur coat,
Nail the shelf tightly...
Well, the main reason
What are men for?
Love us without memory!
The presenter asks each of the women to add her own reason to this unique list.
After this, a toast sounds: let's drink to the skillful hands and inquisitive minds of our dear men!
Presenter: How else do real men differ from fake ones? Well, of course, there weren’t and aren’t any fake ones here!.. A real man must have a sense of humor! It allows you to look at some of life's troubles with a smile... And I invite men to show us their sparkling humor by taking part in the war jokes competition!
Jokes competition
Men can tell not only jokes, but also stories, funny incidents from their army years. The winner of the competition is awarded a prize - a humorous book or magazine.
Presenter: Our men are the most cheerful and witty, no one doubted it! But a real man, in addition to this, must also be clean. For example, he never scatters socks and beer bottles, but neatly puts it all under the sofa... And if suddenly tomorrow he has to rush into battle, he will easily do what any soldier should be able to do! This is exactly what we will check now, especially since everyone has been sitting a little too late.
Competition "Footcloths"
In this competition, men compete in their ability to wrap “foot wraps,” which requires toilet paper (one roll for each participant). The game is accompanied by cheerful music. The fastest, but at the same time careful, wins.
Game "Minefield"
The task is as follows: while the song is playing, women must move around the hall, under no circumstances touching the floor, for which men carry them in their arms.
Presenter: And now you won’t believe it - we’re going to play spin the bottle! But no, it won’t be at all the “bottle” you thought about. And we will play in the truest sense of the word. We already have enough empty bottles, let's collect them. You'll get a real military orchestra! Now we will see who will play better - a female musical group or a male one!
A bottle playing competition is held between women and men. You can not only play, but also sing.
Presenter: We can list many more traits that true men are endowed with, but let’s not forget about the most important thing. Of course, a real man is a knight to his beautiful lady! He will give everything for her, including his life. Have our gentlemen lost their knightly qualities? Are they still capable of showing tender feelings?
Game "Anonymous Confession"
The task is this: men must write declarations of love for their significant other (or for daughters, mothers) on pieces of paper in one or two sentences, without indicating names. The presenter collects them in a cap or hat and mixes them. Then he takes out one at a time and reads it out. The one to whom the confession is addressed must guess that the words were written specifically to her.
For confessions, men are given kisses.
Presenter: Well, friends, on this romantic note, the planned part of the program of our banquet-and-concert is coming to an end. We still have an award ceremony ahead of us, and then - complete improvisation!
It seems to me that we need to thank our incomparable defenders for their patience, because they got a lot from us today. And also because we simply have them... Maybe they have a desire to say a response?
The men offer a return toast to the ladies.
Presenter: And now - the award ceremony for the defenders, so to speak, at the end of the evening!
Awards
For the award ceremony, the presenter has prepared paper medals, which are awarded to the men. On the medals are written the titles assigned to men: “the bravest defender”, “the wittiest defender”, “the most charming defender”, “the most romantic defender”, “the most brilliant defender”, “the most patient defender”, “the youngest defender” ( to kid).
You can also add funny titles, for example, “the most mustachioed defender,” “the most..bald defender,” “the most glamorous defender,” etc. Women decide who gets which medal. It’s okay if someone gets more than one.
The evening continues with dancing.
Games for dancing
"Tenderness". Dancing couples must hold a balloon with their foreheads. You can't drop it. Those who drop get “penalty” glasses.
“One head is good...” . This is a variant of the game described above, when dancing couples are given a cap (one for two) and must be put on and held on their heads.
"Epaulettes" . Paper “epaulets” are placed on men’s shoulders (you can use napkins). The task is the same: do not drop them during the dance.
"General." A “general” is selected from among the guests by lot (this can be a woman). During the evening, others should salute when addressing him (her). The one who forgot fulfills any wish that the guests come up with for him.
"First second". The “General” commands all guests to pay “first or second” (in no particular order). Then he announces that the first numbers must invite the second to a romantic dance, and it doesn’t matter what gender they are.