Humor competitions for February 23. Congratulations, invitations, scripts, toasts, frames, postcards, competitions for you at the Holiday Center! Cool children's competition "March of Soldiers" for boys
Competition for two teams “Road to Freedom”
Two teams are formed: one is men, the other is women. At the signal, the players of each team begin to take off their clothes (whatever they want) and lay them out in a line. Each team has its own line. The team that makes the longest line of clothing wins.
“The most attentive” - table competition
The presenter reads the text: “I’ll tell you a story in one and a half dozen phrases. As soon as I say the number 3, take the prize immediately!”:
“Once we caught a pike, gutted it, and inside we saw small fish, not just one, but seven.”
“When you want to memorize poems, don’t cram them until late at night. Take it and repeat it once at night, twice, or better yet, 10 times.”
“A seasoned guy dreams of becoming an Olympic champion. Look, don’t be tricky at the start, but wait for the command: one, two, march!”
“Once I had to wait 3 hours for a train at the station...”
If they don’t have time to take the prize, the presenter takes it: “Well, friends, you didn’t take the prize when you had the opportunity to take it.”
Characters:
— Cool lady;
— student I;
— student 2;
— student 3;
- an ordinary man.
Props:
3 posters depicting types of men; large blanket.
On the stage (or on the open space that replaces it) Cool lady and 3 students. Posters are attached to the wall. There is a man standing in the corner under a blanket. His task is to remain motionless almost until the end of the scene.
Cool lady:
So, girls, the topic of today's lesson is: “Extinct species. The man is unreasonable." You all remember that in 2050 the male part of the population of our planet happily died out due to their immoderate desire for reproduction, thereby providing us women with a long-deserved opportunity to achieve a bright future. Today we have only a vague idea about men, thanks to myths and legends that have come down to us from time immemorial. But we, your classy ladies, carefully convey some facts to young people. Let's briefly review the material covered, (name), starting with you.
Student #1:
The first species of extinct male known to us is the Male. A male is a man from whom women of the past were “dragged,” that is, they could be taken with bare hands and dragged. A feature of the Male was the presence of two thought centers. The first, main one, was located just below the waist. The Male thought to them most of the time. The second one was located in the skull, was rudimentary and only prevented the Male from breeding and reproducing.
Cool lady:
Great, (name). How could you recognize the Male in the crowd?
Student #1:
By its bright appearance. He used luxury cars, yachts, dachas and barbecues as bait. His hunting season began in early spring and lasted until late autumn. Habitats: bars, restaurants, nightclubs, beaches in summer. In winter, the male migrated to the areas of prestigious ski resorts.
Cool lady:
Everything is correct. (name) will continue.
Student #2:
I prepared a report on Bore. A bore to the question “How are you?” began to tell in detail how he was doing. It reproduced rarely, strictly according to the clock and if you were very lucky. He was especially cruel to women, driving them into delirium tremens with his moralizing. Most often, Bore could be found in public transport, sanitary and epidemiological stations, at a rally, in marriage agencies, and also on Internet forums. At the end of his life, Bore transformed into Old Khrych or Old Senile. A special feature of Bored was the horns that adorned him almost all year round.
Cool lady:
Wonderful, (name). There's nothing to add. Now (name) will tell us about Henpecked.
Student #3:
We know little about this type. He was very timid, timid, had difficulty obtaining food, preferring to hide under a woman’s heel. With skillful training, he could cope with housework quite tolerably. He camouflaged himself well, blending in with surrounding objects. Sometimes he passed from one woman to another by inheritance.
Cool lady:
Okay, but how did scientists find out about Henpecked?
Student #3:
Following footprints in the kitchen and on the doormat.
Cool lady:
As you can see, the picture is quite unsightly. But today I want to inform you about an amazing discovery that our scientists made. A completely new type of man, previously unknown to us, was found in the permafrost. We called him Ordinary Man. All that is known about him is that women could not live without him.
Students (in chorus):
But why?!
Cool lady:
But this is what you have to find out in the practical lesson. Attention! Here is an ordinary man!
(Tears off the coverlet.)
The students, pushing each other away, pounce on the Man and drag him “behind the scenes.” Passionate sighs and sounds of kisses can be heard from there.
Cool lady:
“Why, why” - yes, because what kind of life is this without a real ordinary man!
All participants take a bow.
Competition "Best Legs"
Do not say the name of the competition under any circumstances - it's a surprise!
What kind of work do men have to do at home? What you won’t do for the woman you love! All interested men are invited here (or a certain number, if there are a lot of men - according to the number of chairs allocated for the competition).
The presenter invites the men to sit on chairs and gives each of them a children's book.
You should read a book to your child before bed. Who had to do this? Wonderful. But in order for everything to be natural and the reading to be expressive, you need to put your right leg on your left, wrapping the trouser leg up to the knee on this leg.
Done? Now we open the book and read loudly at the same time.
Fine. Even louder.
Presenter (addresses women):
Now let’s choose the hairiest legs!
(Prize to the man with the hairiest legs).
Competition "Let's talk frankly"
Two sets of cards are prepared in advance for the competition. Ideally, the cards should be different colors (one color for questions and another for answers).
The presenter holds two sets of cards of two colors in his hands; Questions are written on cards of one color, answers are written on cards of the second.
Each guest is offered a choice of a card with a question, which he (or the host) reads out loud to everyone present. The participant then chooses a card with an answer and also reads it out loud.
The point of the game is that any answer is suitable for any question, it is only important that the number of questions coincides with the number of answers.
Questions for cards:
Is your loved one tormenting you with jealousy?
When do you feel forced to smile?
Do you compliment your boss?
Do you respect alcoholic drinks?
Are you ever delighted with erotica?
Do you dream of winning a car?
How often do you step on others' toes?
Are you wasting your honestly earned money on trifles? Do you hide your “illegal” earnings from your family? Do you use obscene words in conversation? Do you criticize our government?
Are you capable of noble deeds?
Answers for cards:
Let's talk about this without witnesses.
It’s a shame to ask such questions, knowing my character.
It happens, but only at night.
Every day, and more than once.
Every time I go to bed.
I had to suffer from this.
Exclusively in the restaurant.
And I won’t say it under torture.
I allow myself this pleasure once a day.
When there are guests in the house.
Of course, otherwise life would be uninteresting.
When kicked out of the house.
Using this principle, you can create your own questions and answers.
Guess who drinks vodka
This game is a joke and you only have to play it once, but it's worth it. The conditions are simple: any number of participants are called. Then the game leader brings out the appropriate number of transparent glasses with straws, each filled with 150 grams of liquid.
The presenter announces: “Now I will give each participant a glass. All but one glass contain clean water. And in one glass - pure VODKA! The task of each participant is to drink the contents of his glass through a straw, trying not to show by his appearance that he is drinking. The task of the observers is to guess who exactly has the vodka poured.”
So, the participants sip the liquid, observers try to guess: who is drinking vodka, expressing their guesses, making bets, etc. Each of the contestants believes that only he has vodka and tries very hard to hide his feelings.
When all the contestants have drunk everything, the presenter announces that “... this is actually a joke and all the glasses are filled with vodka!”
Table game "Fat-cheeked Lipslap"
Props: a bag of sucking sweets (caramels).
The game involves 2 people.
Participants take turns taking a candy from the bag (it is in the hands of the presenter, who counts the candies), put it in their mouth (you cannot swallow candy!) and after each candy they call their opponent “fat-cheeked lip-slapper.”
The winner is the one who puts the most candies in his mouth and is able to say the “magic phrase.”
This competition will delight and amuse not only the participants, but also the spectators!
Two teams of 3 people each (1 woman and 2 men).
The woman stands between the men, and in a minute they must dress the woman, but only in the clothes that they themselves are wearing (watches and rings also count). Accordingly, the team with the most clothes on the woman wins.
Table game "Spiritometer"
Props: Whatman paper with a drawn scale, multi-colored markers.
Towards the middle or end of the feast, it’s time to check how drunk everyone is!
Everyone who is ready to pass the test goes to the scale and receives markers to make the appropriate mark.
The scale should be drawn in advance on whatman paper (it is better if the scale is long enough so that the minimum values are around a meter from the floor or higher). The degrees on the scale are indicated in decreasing order: “in the insole” (at the very bottom) - 90 - 80 -...40 - 30 - 20 - 10 - “like a piece of glass” (at the very top).
Participants one by one approach the scale, stand with their backs to it, bend over and, extending their hand to the “Spiritometer” between their legs, mark the degrees on the scale with a felt-tip pen.
Everyone wants to be more sober, and the smallest degrees are indicated high, so players have to raise their hands as high as possible.
Table game "Thorny Path"
The presenter invites three married couples.
Men stand 3-4 meters from their wives.
The host opens three bottles of vodka or wine (or takes open but still full bottles from the table) and places them in the path of each man.
After this, each man is blindfolded, turned around several times, placed facing his wife and asked to walk to her and hug her.
When the participants are already blindfolded, the presenter quickly removes the bottles and switches places with the wives.
Spectators and wives are asked to remain silent.
Defender of the Fatherland Day is an excellent occasion to congratulate men, present them with beautiful gifts and organize a fun event. A corporate event on February 23 will allow you not only to have a good time, but also to get to know your colleagues better.
In an informal setting, everyone will be able to express themselves and open up. Joint leisure time will help to unite the team and take a break from everyday work. Of course, organizing a decent celebration is not easy, but if you know a few good scenarios and ideas, you will definitely cope with the task. Your efforts will be rewarded with grateful smiles from your colleagues and a good mood.
Military registration and enlistment office
Set up an impromptu military registration and enlistment office in the office, divide the room into various points (assign the role of certain doctors to women), and then hand the men summonses.
Next: at each point, men must pass certain tests to prove their suitability for military service. For example, at an appointment with an otolaryngologist, you should definitely check the patient’s hearing, sense of smell and vocal cords.
First, organize a competition called “Guess the Melody”, where colleagues will have to recognize those proposed for listening. Then you should move on to testing your sense of smell: blindfold the contestants and bring various foods to their noses. Whoever gives the most correct answers is the winner. The last task is to perform a thematic composition. After such a thorough examination, your colleagues will be ready for any challenge.
If you do not have enough time at your disposal to organize a large-scale event, employees. You need to find photographs of men, and then use PhotoShop to insert their images into some kind of military photograph. This way you can depict them on the battlefield or design a demobilization album. Place it on your office wall to cheer up your employees every day.
Marathon
If the men in your team lead a healthy lifestyle and love active recreation, then a corporate event scenario for February 23rd in the style of a sports competition will be more suitable than ever.
First, start decorating the room: hang motivational posters and photographs of colleagues as football players, hockey players, swimmers and other athletes on the walls. In the office, create several play areas and organize championships in arm wrestling, push-ups, darts, squats and kettlebell squeezing. Medals and consolation prizes should be prepared to reward the winners and encourage those who fought well but did not win.
Awards
Everyone likes to know that they are valued and considered the best in any field. Defender of the Fatherland Day is a great opportunity to reward men and give them an honorary title for their services to the company. For all employees, prepare individual cups, orders and come up with nominations. If the scenario for February 23rd for a corporate party is made in an informal style, then the titles should be cool so that they reflect the individual characteristics of your colleagues as accurately as possible.
Prepare individual cups, orders and come up with nominations for all employees. If the scenario for February 23rd for a corporate party is made in an informal style, then the titles should be cool so that they reflect the individual characteristics of your colleagues as accurately as possible.
Several unusual nominations, among which you may find those suitable for your men:
- “For gentle handling of the computer during slow loading”;
- “For bravely confronting angry customers”;
- “For a non-standard approach to a printer with jammed paper”;
- “Record holder for cups of coffee drunk during a working day”;
- "Best office commentator for football matches."
On a note! These simple options will help to amuse men and bring a festive atmosphere to the work environment.
Entertainment
The corporate party scenario for February 23rd for colleagues should contain many interesting competitions and games. They will not let you get bored at the festive table, help unite the team and teach employees to work in a team.
Exemplary Soldiers
The army has fairly strict rules, so soldiers must be able to quickly and unquestioningly follow orders. Invite employees to transform into privates and experience all the difficulties of army life.
You will need several sets of soldier's uniforms, items from the women's toilet (to confuse the men), as well as volunteers. At the command of the leader, men must quickly find the necessary items of clothing and put them on. You can complicate the task as follows: on command, the presenter lights a small candle, and colleagues try to get dressed before it burns out. Don't forget to award the prize to the most extravagant and eligible contestant.
Compliments
The corporate event on February 23rd is usually organized by the female part of the team, which undoubtedly also deserves attention. Representatives of the stronger sex should not only be able to protect women, but also make them happy. The competition consists of men taking turns complimenting the ladies, and they choose the most skillful speaker. He can be awarded the Ladies' Man medal of honor.
Shoulder straps
Find and print out images of military shoulder straps in advance, and write the corresponding ranks on small pieces of paper. Call several volunteers who will have to establish a match within the allotted time. If you want to complicate the task, then tell your colleagues to sort all the ranks by seniority. Such a competition will test the reaction speed, ingenuity and memory of employees. The fastest competitor will be awarded the Order of “General of Erudites” and awarded with exclusive shoulder straps.
Construction
Divide the team into 2 teams and blindfold all participants. The words of the presenter at the corporate party in honor of February 23 at this moment will be about how much the soldiers remember drill training. The order to form must sound. The presenter announces various geometric shapes to the competitors, and their task is to line up accordingly without opening their eyes. Participants are allowed to touch each other and talk. Naturally, the winning team should be awarded an unusual prize and certificates of commendation.
Fishing enthusiasts are invited to participate. A belt is attached to their waist, to which a pencil is attached to a thread - this is a fishing rod. The fishing will be winter, so you will have to catch the “fish” in the hole. And the hole is the neck of an empty bottle. Whoever gets the fishing rod into the hole first wins the competition.
The most anticipated gift for Defender of the Fatherland Day
The most anticipated gift for February 23rd is, of course, men's socks. We will dedicate the competition to this item of clothing. Each participant receives 5 pairs of socks. At the command “start”, each participant begins to put socks on their feet, first the first pair, and on it the second, and on it the third, and so on. The first participant to wear all 5 pairs of socks will be the winner and will take all the socks as a prize.
Arm wrestling
What men's competition would be complete without classic Arm Wrestling? The presenter must ensure that there is a free table in the room, which can be roughly divided into two halves. All participants can measure their strength. Having placed their right hands with their elbows on the table, the opponents clasp their hands and try to “knock down” the opponent. The one whose hand touches the table loses and is eliminated from the competition.
Free yourself from captivity
Participants are divided into pairs. In each pair, one of the participants’ hands are tied with a strong knot, and the second participant is seated on a chair and his hands and legs are tied with a simple knot with a bow. At the command “start”, participants with a strong knot on their hands must free the person sitting on the chair - with their mouth, untie one knot on their legs and the second on their hands, after which the freed participants must untie the strong knot on their friend’s hands. The couple in which both participants are freed from captivity faster than the others will be the winner.
Longest charge
Each participant receives the same spinning top (it can be either a small toy or a large one, the main thing is that everyone has the same one). At the command “start”, the participants simultaneously begin to spin the spinning top. The winner will be the one who has the longest charge, that is, whose spinning top spins longer than the others.
Troops by uniform
For this competition it is necessary to prepare pictures of stripes (chevrons) of various troops and, accordingly, pictures of berets of each of these troops, for example, ground, tank, signal troops, air force, sea and so on. Participants are divided into teams with the same number of people. Each participant in each team receives a chevron (the set of chevrons is the same for teams). In front of each team is a stack of pictures of berets. At the command “start” the guys begin to disassemble the berets according to their belongings - in accordance with their chevron. The team that completes it faster than the rest and distributes the pictures correctly will be the winner.
Top secret
Men are divided into teams of approximately 3-4 people. One artist is selected from each team. The artists approach the presenter and receive envelopes with the same phrases, for example, “At 12 at night our people will attack” or any other. The phrase cannot be spoken, but will need to be drawn. At the command “start”, the team artists sit down at their easels (you can stick a simple sheet of paper on the wall) and begin to draw a phrase, and the teams must guess this very phrase. The team in which the artist can draw faster and more easily, and the rest can guess word for word the phrase indicated in the envelope, will be the winner.
A real man
Each participant's hands are tied behind them. In front of each man there is a glass with the same amount of liquid, for example, beer. At the “start” command, participants begin drinking beer without using their hands. Whoever completes it first will become the winner, and will also receive a prize, for example, a glass of beer or a mug of tea.
Blow up the enemy base
Men are divided into teams with the same number of participants. Team members stand in separate circles. Each participant receives a match. At the command “start”, the first team members light their match and from it must light the match of the second participants, the second light the matches of the third, and so on until the last. Only when the match of the last participant lights up will it be possible to blow up the enemy base. The team that completes it faster than the rest will be the winner.
Throw a lasso
Men are placed in a row in the same position (sitting, for example). A bottle (for example, a bottle of beer) is located at the same distance from each participant and for each. Each participant is given a rope. On the command “start”, men must make their lasso and throw it on their bottle, and then take out the bottle. Whoever completes it first will be the winner.
Well-chosen games and competitions lift the spirits of any company. For a corporate party, the game filling of the holiday gives colleagues the opportunity to get to know each other better, unite and have a lot of fun.
7. "Macho and fallen women."
First you need to prepare two long dresses, the hems of which are sewn tightly together and inflated balloons are placed inside to make it look like a woman’s body in a dress. These two “ladies” are carried out, laid on the floor and presented to the public as “fallen”.
We select two “macho” men from among the guests. We set them the task of “strangling the ladies” in their arms. To do this, men will have to literally lie down on their dresses, like on mattresses, and pop all the balloons. Whoever did it faster is the “macho”.
8. "Boys are chairs."
This is a great variation on the famous chair game, but will feature female players sitting on top of male players. However, the word “sit down” in this case can be interpreted in any way: fall into the arms, hang on the neck, jump into the arms, and so on.
You need to play “Boys - Chairs” like this: you recruit five to six men from among the guests. They stand in a circle, with their backs to the center. There are one more girls - six or seven. With the first sounds of music, they begin to circle around the boys, and as soon as the music stops, they occupy the first gentleman they come across.
The lady who missed it leaves, taking with her one gentleman she liked. The latter, of course, leaves the place very reluctantly, but the presenter must give him some kind of compensation. For example, let each of the remaining girls kiss him goodbye, so to speak. And so on until the last pair remains.
The winning couple is awarded prizes and is offered the right to start the dance block with any pair dance: waltz, tango, etc.
9. "Elephant Trainer."
February 23 is a holiday for all men. Mobile and table competitions will help diversify the party dedicated to Defenders of the Fatherland Day. In them, representatives of the stronger half of humanity get the opportunity to show off their intelligence and intelligence, strength and dexterity, artistry, and romance. Games on February 23 at school or kindergarten identify the most dexterous, strong, resilient, erudite boy.
The presenter invites all interested men and explains the concept of the game. He tells them that this is a competition for the most dexterous. He suggests imagining that they need to catch all the little things scattered by the woman from the river. Tennis balls, candy, boxes, and various small objects are scattered on the floor. To create a real picture of fishing, the presenter asks the men to roll up their pants as high as possible. He gives them each a bag to collect, and the running begins. When they complete the task, the presenter announces that it was a competition for the slenderest legs. The winner is determined by the female half of the hall.
Game "Fisherman of Fisherman"
The game involves two men. To carry it out you will need 2 fishing rods with hooks and a box with comedy things: children's tights, family panties, a wide hat, a skirt, etc.
Fishermen take fishing rods in their hands. A box with things is placed at a certain distance from them. When the whistle blows, the fishermen begin throwing their fishing rods into the box. The participant who pulls out the item gives it to his opponent. He must put it on. After this, the game continues.
The task of each participant is to dress his opponent beautifully. “Fishing” lasts 5 minutes. The winner is the fisherman who managed to dress his opponent better. The winner is determined by the audience.
2 teams of 4 boys each participate in the competition. To carry it out you need a lot of free space. Props you will need are 2 stools, 8 sheets, 8 straws, 2 liter jars, sweet water. Stools are placed in a row at a certain distance from each other. Sheets are placed below. Jars filled with sweet water are placed on stools. Place 4 tubes near each jar.
Teams line up in 2 lines at the same distance from the stools. At the command “start”, the first participants must, with their arms spread out to the sides and imitating the roar of an airplane, run to “their” stool, make a figure eight and stand next to them. After this, the next player on the team may be eliminated. When all participants fly to the stool in this way, the “planes” will need to refuel. Boys must put the straws in their mouths and drink all the water from the jar together. After this, participants take a sheet each. They attach two edges of the sheet to their belt, and take the second two in their hands. Players must take turns jumping from the stool and returning back to where they started at the beginning of the competition. The team whose members return to the start the fastest wins.
Men participate in the competition. Participants go to the center of the room or hall and take turns complimenting the women. Ladies at this time make sure that words are not repeated. The man who says the most compliments to women wins the competition.
Examples of words: desirable, attentive, charming, attractive, beautiful, beautiful, successful, charming.
Participants are divided into teams. The facilitator prepares one word for each team (the number of letters must correspond to the number of participants) and tablets with letters (letters can be written on sheets of paper). Each player receives one letter. The team's task is to form a word from the letters received and line up with the signs in the appropriate order. The team that completes the task the fastest wins.
Men are divided into 2 teams. They are given a pound weight. They take turns lifting it above their heads with one hand. Each lift gives the participant 1 point. The player can approach the projectile 1 time. After the performance of all team members, the points of its players are added up. The team that scores the most points wins.
Game "Funny Congratulations"
Women participate in the competition. The presenter gives each participant a congratulation from men on February 23, in which adjectives are missing, and cards with adjectives. The player's task is to choose adjectives and fill in the gaps with them to his taste (each adjective can be used 1 time). The contestant with the funniest congratulations wins.
Example:
On this _____ and _____ day, we congratulate our _____ and _____ men on February 23. We wish you _____ health, _____ love and _____ life! May every day bring _____ impressions and _____ experience. May all _____ dreams come true.
Your _____ women.
Adjectives: sour, drunk, lazy, expensive, harmful, affectionate, honest, cheerful, invigorating, expensive, happy, precious, correct, funny, rich, good.
Ready text option:
In that funny And invigorating day we congratulate our harmful And lazy men from February 23. We wish you funny health, expensive love and honest life! May every day bring correct impressions and sour experience. Let everything be fulfilled drunk dreams.
Yours affectionate women.
You can come up with other texts for the congratulations and a list of adjectives.
4 people participate in the competition. Each participant can choose his own opponent.
The first 2 competitors sit opposite each other at one table, the second 2 - at another. 4 small cream cakes are brought into the room. Each contestant is given 1 cake on a plate.
The task of each participant is to eat the sweetness as quickly as possible without using their hands. There are 2 rounds in the competition. In the first round, 2 winners are determined, who will then compete with each other, eating the second portion of cakes.
The participant who eats the sweet faster in the second round becomes the winner.
Word Search Game
Schoolchildren are divided into 2 teams. The presenter announces to each of them one word with the same number of letters, and the letters should not be repeated. The participants’ task is to find cards with letters from the announced words, hidden in advance by the leader, within 5 minutes. If a player finds a letter from his word, the team is awarded 1 point. If the opponent's letter is found, the team receives 2 points. After the time has elapsed, points are calculated. The team that scores the most points wins.
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