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In ancient Rus', curses were called “obscene verbs” (meaning: bad words).

Some of them, especially those of foreign origin, have quite a noble pedigree.
Take, for example, the word “idiot.” It comes from the Greek “idios” - peculiar, special. It was this meaning that Dostoevsky put into the title of his famous novel: Prince Myshkin is an “idiot” in the sense that he is an unusual person, an original personality who stands out sharply from the surrounding society. Okhlamon comes from the Greek “ohlos” (crowd), and literally means “ leader of the crowd.” In the Roman Empire, idiots were the name given to low-income citizens who received daily financial assistance from the state - 1 obol (the smallest coin). Many Russian words, which are now classified as obscene, also had a different meaning. Let’s take the now dirty word “infection.” About 250 years ago this was a flattering compliment for a lady. In those days, to say: “What a pest you are!” meant admitting: “What a charm you are, sheer charm!” The poems of poets of the first half of the 18th century are replete with these “infections” dear to the heart. And all because the word “infect” originally meant “to defeat, kill.” In the Novgorod First Chronicle under the year 1117 we read: “One of the clerks was infected by thunder,” i.e. one clerk was killed by lightning. According to the natural flow of thoughts, the word “infection” over time began to mean women’s charms, with which they “infected” (outright killed) men.

The word “ass” in Russian Pravda literally meant “inheritance”, what a person leaves behind (behind) himself. It is known from the chronicle that in 1147 the people of Kiev staged a rebellion and declared: “We don’t want to be in the princes’ asses.” This should be understood not in the sense that, they say, we don’t want to be in the princes’ butt, but: we don’t want to pass from prince to prince, like a thing by inheritance. In other words, the Kiev veche wanted to choose its own princes.

Let’s finish this short excursion with a “freak”, which in ancient Slavic means handsome, one who was born to glory. This old meaning is preserved in Polish and some other languages. Tell the beauties there: “You’re my freak!” - and they will be overwhelmed with pleasure.

The meaning of some:

Cretin.
If we were transported somewhere five or six centuries ago to the mountainous region of the French Alps and addressed the local residents: “Hello, cretins!”, no one would throw you into the abyss for this. Why be offended - in the local dialect the word cretin is quite decent and is translated as ... “Christian” (from the distorted French chretien). That was until they began to notice that among the Alpine cretins there were often mentally retarded people with a characteristic goiter on the neck. Later it turned out that in mountainous areas there is often a lack of iodine in the water, as a result of which the activity of the thyroid gland is disrupted, with all the ensuing consequences. When doctors began to describe this disease, they decided not to invent anything new and used the dialect word “cretin,” which was extremely rarely used. So the Alpine “Christians” became “feeble-minded.”

Blockhead
In Rus', “blockheads” were called stone or wooden pagan idols, as well as the source material or workpiece itself - be it stone or wood (cf. Czech balvan - “block” or Serbo-Croatian “balvan” - “log, timber”). It is believed that the word itself came into Slavic languages ​​from Turkic.

Fool
For a very long time, the word “fool” was not offensive. In documents of the 15th–17th centuries. this word occurs as a name. And these names are not slaves at all, but quite respectable people - “Prince Fyodor Semenovich Fool of Kemsky”, “Prince Ivan Ivanovich the Bearded Fool Zasekin”, “Moscow clerk Fool Mishurin”. Countless “stupid” surnames began from the same times - Durov, Durakov, Durnovo...
But the fact is that the word “fool” was often used as a second non-church name. In the old days, it was popular to give a child a middle name in order to deceive evil spirits - they say, what can you take from a fool?

Loch
This now very popular word, two centuries ago, was in use only among residents of the Russian north and they did not call people, but fish. Many people have probably heard how courageously and persistently the famous salmon goes to its spawning site. Rising against the current, it overcomes even steep rocky rapids. It is clear that having reached and spawned, the fish loses its last strength (as they say, “gets blown off”) and, wounded, is literally carried downstream. And there, naturally, cunning fishermen are waiting for her and take her, as they say, with their bare hands.

Sharomyzhnik
1812 The previously invincible Napoleonic army, exhausted by the cold and partisans, retreated from Russia. The brave “conquerors of Europe” turned into frozen and hungry ragamuffins. Now they did not demand, but humbly asked the Russian peasants for something to eat, addressing them “cher ami” (“dear friend”). Peasants, in foreign languages not strong, so they nicknamed the French beggars - “sharomyzhniki”. Apparently, the Russian words “rummaging” and “mykat” also played an important role in these metamorphoses.

Shval
Since peasants were not always able to provide “humanitarian aid” to the former occupiers, they often included horse meat, including dead horse meat, in their diet. In French, horse is cheval (hence, by the way, the well-known word “chevalier” - knight, rider). However, the Russians, who did not see any special chivalry in eating horses, dubbed the pathetic French with the word “trash,” in the sense of “rabble.”

Shantrapa
Not all the French made it to France. The Russian nobles brought many of them into captivity into their service. Of course, they were not suitable for the harvest, but as tutors, teachers and directors of serf theaters they came in handy. They examined those sent to the peasants and, if they did not see any talent in the applicant, they waved their hand and said “Chantra pas” (“not fit for singing”).

Scoundrel
But this word is Polish in origin and simply means “a simple, humble person.” So, famous play A. Ostrovsky’s “Simplicity is enough for every wise man” was shown in Polish theaters under the title “Notes of a Scoundrel.” Accordingly, all non-gentry belonged to the “vile people”.

Rogue
“Rogue”, “rogue” are words that came into our speech from Germany. The German schelmen meant “swindler, deceiver.” Most often, this was the name given to a fraudster posing as another person. In G. Heine’s poem “Shelm von Berger,” this role is played by the Bergen executioner, who came to a social masquerade, pretending to be a noble person. The Duchess with whom he danced caught the deceiver by tearing off his mask.

Mymra
“Mymra” is a Komi-Permyak word and it is translated as “gloomy”. Once in Russian speech, it began to mean, first of all, an uncommunicative homebody (in Dahl’s dictionary it is written: “to die - to sit at home forever”). Gradually, simply an unsociable, boring, gray and gloomy person began to be called “mymra”.

Bastard
“Bastards” is the same thing in Old Russian as “bastards.” Therefore, bastard was originally called all kinds of garbage that was raked into a heap. This meaning (among others) is also preserved by Dahl: “Bastard is everything that has been dragged or dragged into one place: weeds, grass and roots, rubbish dragged by a harrow from arable land.” Over time, this word began to define ANY crowd gathered in one place. And only then they began to refer to all sorts of despicable people - drunks, thieves, tramps and other asocial elements.

Scumbag
Another word that originally existed exclusively in the plural. It couldn’t have been otherwise, since “scum” was the name given to the remains of the liquid remaining at the bottom along with the sediment. And since all sorts of rabble often hung around the taverns and taverns, drinking up the muddy remains of alcohol after other visitors, the word “scum” soon passed on to them. It is also possible that the expression “scum of society” played a significant role here, that is, degraded people who are “at the bottom.”

Bastard
The word “hybrid,” as we know, is non-Russian and entered the popular arsenal quite late. Much later than the hybrids themselves - crosses of different animal species. So people came up with the words “bastard” and “geek” for such crosses. The words did not stay long in the animal sphere and began to be used as a humiliating name for bastards and bastards, that is, a “cross between” nobles and commoners.

Insolent
The words “impudence”, “arrogant” existed for quite a long time in the Russian language in the meaning of “sudden, impetuous, explosive, passionate”. Happened in Ancient Rus' and the concept of “brazen death,” that is, death is not slow, natural, but sudden, violent. In the 11th century church work “Cheti Menaion” there are the following lines: “The horses raced brazenly”, “I will drown the rivers brazenly” (brazenly, that is, quickly).

Vulgar
“Vulgarity” is an original Russian word, which is rooted in the verb “went”. Until the 17th century, it was used in a more than decent meaning and meant everything that was familiar, traditional, done according to custom, that which HAS HAPPENED from time immemorial. However, in late XVII

- at the beginning of the 18th centuries, Peter’s reforms began, opening a window to Europe and the fight against all ancient “vulgar” customs. The word “vulgar” began to lose respect before our eyes and now increasingly meant “backward,” “hateful,” “uncultured,” “simple.”
The etymology of “scoundrel” goes back to the word “frozen.” Cold, even for northern peoples, does not evoke any pleasant associations, so a cold, insensitive, indifferent, callous, inhumane... in general, an extremely (to the point of trembling!) unpleasant subject began to be called a “scoundrel.” The word “scum,” by the way, comes from the same place. Just like the now popular “scumbags”.

Scoundrel
The fact that this is a person unfit for something is, in general, understandable. But in the 19th century, when conscription was introduced in Russia, this word was not an insult. This was the name given to people unfit for military service. That is, if you haven’t served in the army, that means you’re a scoundrel!

Schmuck
“Chmarit”, “chmyrit”, according to Dahl, originally meant “to languish”, “to be in need”, “to vegetate”. Gradually, a noun was formed from this verb, defining a pitiful person in a humiliated, oppressed state. In a prison world prone to all sorts of secret codes, the word “schmuck” began to be considered as an abbreviation for the definition of “a person who is morally degenerate”, which, however, is completely not far from the original meaning.

Redneck
There is a theory that at first those who drank greedily and choked were called “rednecks.” One way or another, the first reliably known meaning of this word is “greedy, stingy.” And even now the expression “Don’t be mean!” means "Don't be greedy!"

Loving a person who doesn't give a damn about me is my style, yeah...

There are many in the world good people, but I always talk to fucked people, it’s more interesting with them

And in a white dress and veil I’m walking to the altar with flowers, and my father is shouting after me Anton, damn, don’t disgrace your family!

Who said that hatred needs a justified reason? There's no such thing.

If a cat flies backwards over the fence, it means he stole something from the table.

Even a billion hearts under your ava will not correct the shortcomings of nature on your ****

Briefly about myself - I have no brains and I fuck a lot

At home they say: “Leave your nerves at work!”, at work: “Leave your nerves at home!” Fuck, where should I leave my nerves?

I respect the ocean. He takes lives and he doesn't give a fuck.

They say that when you give a damn about a person, he begins to understand what he has lost. So let the fucker rule the world. Everyone will be happy.

A hedgehog came out of the fog, ran out of marijuana, suddenly found hemp, and entered the fog again!

And again I step into the bottomless heights, with a huge poster... “Everything is fucked up.”

There are times when we see the only opportunity to stand up for ourselves in the ability to insult our interlocutor. It is worth recognizing that this method is not always justified, and, at times, can even lead to negative consequences. But there are still situations when it is very difficult to do without it.

There can be many such situations, and we will consider some of them in more detail.

Important! Before insulting someone, you need to familiarize yourself with and find out: what the consequences may be, who should never be insulted, what is considered an insult in the law, etc.

Self-defense

When someone allows themselves to speak offensively towards us, we often “boil” in response. It’s rare that someone manages to restrain their emotions in such a situation and ignore the attacks of an aggressive interlocutor. Of course, if a person managed to achieve highest degree self-control or simply cannot decide to respond to an offensive remark, then he is able to ignore negative words addressed to him. And yet, more often than not, it is not easy to restrain yourself. You can read how to act correctly in such cases in our article.

Protecting the Weak

There are situations when we are unable to ignore the fact that someone allows himself to be offensive towards another person. This is especially unbearable to watch when your spouse, your child, a shy girl, or even an unfamiliar pensioner comes under fire from offensive words. In general, aggression awakens in many of us when a weaker person suffers and finds it difficult to stand up for himself. Of course, in this case, the injured party needs protection, and will undoubtedly feel a deep sense of gratitude when receiving it.

Animal protection

This point is somewhat similar to the previous one, but the difference is that this time we're talking about not about a weak person, but about an animal. Some of us, seeing, for example, how teenagers torture a cat or a drunken person kicks a dog, try to pretend that they simply do not notice what is happening, but the majority still cannot look indifferently at the suffering of “lesser brothers.” Of course, in this case, insults on your part will be more than justified.

How to morally humiliate a person without swearing

Not each of us is able to humiliate a person without resorting to swear words. However, if you learn this, then you can say that you have mastered the art of the most “subtle” insults.

Clever phrases to shut someone up

If you want to put a person in his place with some kind of veiled insult, take note of a few phrases.

• Open your mouth at the dentist!
• Usually those who interfere with their own lives get involved in other people’s lives.
• Don't fall under the hot hand, so as not to fly under the hot foot.

Cool and funny insults

Such insults may seem cool and funny not only to the person who utters them, but also to the person to whom they apply. However, it all depends on how touchy your interlocutor is. If he is too sensitive to the slightest hint of insults and is overly vulnerable, then, of course, he will not find it funny in this situation.

• Shut your laugher already!
• Stop waving your tongue like a flag at a parade.

Offensive cutting phrases

If you want to offend someone with a caustic and offensive phrase, then, apparently, this person really managed to offend you and you are thirsty. Of course, you should never show that you are offended or angry - in this case, you will not achieve the desired effect. Say caustic phrases in a calm tone, which can easily be accompanied by a slight grin.

• It looks like the stork dropped someone along the way. And more than once.
• They would have taken you to the Kunstkamera while you were still alive.
• One more phrase like this, and you will have to move through life in jerks.
• You should think about saving nature by sterilizing yourself.
• It’s probably hard for you to love nature, after what it has done to you.

How to politely send a person away by calling him witty words

You may well offend a person, even if you are on “you” terms with him. To do this, it is not at all necessary to switch to swear words or direct insults. One witty phrase is enough. Therefore, you can even say that in this way you will send a person culturally.

• Are you leaving already? Why so slowly?
• I'm too busy man to pay attention to your complexes.
• Shock me, finally say something smart.
• It looks like you never got over your youthful maximalism.
• You should be silent more often, you would pass for smart.
• I hope that you are not always so stupid, but just today.

And yet, most likely, you understand that in the case where we insult someone else, it is quite difficult to talk about any level of culture. Often such conversations simply slide into an ugly squabble.

Play on his weaknesses and complexes

If the situation develops in such a way that you have to insult a woman (note that these are still the most extreme situations), then, of course, you can play on her complexes. More often, weak point a woman is her appearance. Even if she doesn't show that your words hurt her in any way, most likely, you will still achieve your goal - she will remember what you said and it will bother her. It is also worth noting that some men can also be offended by mentioning them appearance or physical parameters. Although most often a male representative can be offended by mentioning his unenviable mental qualities, most men react quite painfully to these remarks. Lists for men and women.

So, some examples:

• Alas, you cannot save the world with beauty. However, also with the mind.
• Woman, you are not so beautiful as to be rude to people.
• Just by looking at you, I can believe that man really descended from a monkey.
• Don’t worry, maybe one day you’ll say something smart.
• Where did you learn to do makeup in Valuev’s style?
• What, no one wants to get married, that’s why she’s so angry?
• Is everything really tight? Well, at least try to scatter some bone marrow.
• It is immediately obvious that your parents dreamed of you running away from home.
• It's true what they say: the brain isn't everything. In your case, it's nothing at all.

Create long-term systematic pressure on the enemy

Important to remember! Systematic psychological pressure on a weaker person, his persecution, bullying and humiliation is called. Such behavior is unacceptable and sharply condemned in society.

Naturally, at this point we are talking about psychological pressure - the influence on interlocutors that occurs with the aim of changing their psychological attitudes, decisions and opinions. Often this method is used in situations where, for some reason, you cannot openly be rude to a person, but you also cannot help but react to his behavior. So, what types of psychological pressure exist?

Moral pressure

This can also be called humiliation, which is expressed in the desire to morally suppress the interlocutor. You systematically point out some characteristic of a person, even if your words do not correspond to reality. Thus, you deliberately sow complexes in your opponent. For example, you can always hint or directly tell someone: “How stupid you are,” “You are very clumsy,” “You still need to lose weight,” and the like. In this case, it becomes difficult for the interlocutor to control himself, and if at first he practically does not pay attention to your words, then later they begin to seriously offend him. It is important to note that this technique is appropriate for people who suffer from self-doubt.

Compulsion

This method can be used by a person who is endowed with some kind of power - finances, information or even physical strength. In this case, the opponent is not able to provide a worthy rebuff, realizing that in this case he may suffer in financially, not getting the necessary information, and so on.

Belief

This type of psychological pressure can be called the most rational. By using it, you are trying to appeal to a person’s logic and reason. This method is applicable to people of normal intelligence who are able to understand what you are trying to convey to them. A person who is trying to act by persuasion must select the most logical and demonstrative phrases, avoiding doubts and uncertainty in his tone. It is important to understand that as soon as the “victim” begins to notice any inconsistencies, the force of such pressure will begin to weaken.

Suspension

In this case, the person makes an attempt to “starve out” the interlocutor. You try to put pressure on someone, but when they try to catch you in this, you move away or move on to other topics. You can also respond by accusing your opponent of making things up, twisting things, and so on.

Suggestion

This method of psychological attack can only be used by a person who is in some way an authority for his “victim.” One way or another, you are trying to suggest something to your interlocutor, speaking in hints or directly.

Is it acceptable to use obscene name-calling and swearing?

Of course, we are not always able to control ourselves and cope with ourselves in peak situations, but you should make every effort to achieve this. If it has come to the point that you see no other way but to be rude to a person, then try to do it subtly and beautifully. As they say, there is no need to stoop to the level of “bazaar women.” Of course, if you couldn’t restrain yourself and moved to the mat, then there’s nothing you can do about it, but still try to prevent this and put the person “in his place” in other ways.

The point is not that you can somehow especially hurt your interlocutor with obscenities. It is simply believed that a person who has “sank” to swearing is not able to defend his opinion in ordinary words - to some extent, this is how we demonstrate our own inconsistency. Of course, it’s a different matter if, in principle, you always communicate with abundant use of swear words, but that’s a completely different conversation.

How to Learn Sarcasm Using Sassy Funny Words

Having learned to use impudent and funny expressions appropriately, you will certainly be able to gain fame in your close circle as a person with good feeling humor and mastering the technique of sarcasm. But it is important not to forget that insolence can be fraught with consequences, and with such phrases you can provoke your interlocutor to an unpredictable reaction.

• Go, lie down, rest. Well, at least on the rails.
• I could have offended you, of course, but nature has already dealt with it for me.
• Nobody scares you, you will be afraid in the mirror.
• Your mouth could use a stapler.
• Well, you jingled the chain, now go to the booth.

Understanding the art of sarcasm

And yet, it is important to note that people who know how to express themselves in a sarcastic manner do not always use this skill when trying to insult or humiliate someone. Often, sarcasm is used when some non-trivial situation is being commented on - then it looks funny and organic.

It is almost impossible to comprehend the art of sarcasm for a person whose lexicon is not particularly diverse, and its horizons are rather limited. That is why it is worth reading and learning more. Type into the search: “Authors who write with humor.” As you yourself understand, truly “sharp” phrases are in any case made up of words, the variety of which you can easily glean from intellectual films and books. By the way, examples of some witty phrases can also be seen in books. As a last resort, learn sarcasm from people who make a living from their jokes - we are talking about participants and hosts of various comedy television shows.

If you want to be known as a truly witty person, then do not repeat the mistake that is common to many novice jokers or people who imagine themselves to be such. Having heard or read some interesting joke or funny expression, they periodically repeat it in order to make their interlocutor laugh. The first couple of times it can be really funny, but then people start smiling just out of politeness, and that’s for the time being. As you understand, it is simply unacceptable for anyone to associate a master of sarcasm with a broken record.

If you want to be rude beautifully, then it is appropriate to use phrases that your interlocutor has probably not heard yet or those to which he will not immediately come up with a witty answer. In this case, you will probably look more advantageous. So, perhaps some of these statements will seem appropriate to you.

• If these beeps continue to come from your platform, then your dental composition will have to move.
• Are you sick or do you always look like this?
• You should be stuck in a tube right now.
• Pay attention to the baseboard so you don't forget about your level.
• I would laugh at you, but life has already done it for me.

We take into account possible consequences

When entering into an argument with an aggressive interlocutor, it would be foolish not to take into account the possible consequences of this step. You must understand and be prepared for the fact that you will have to move from words to action if, for example, you threaten someone with physical harm. If your opponent provokes you into further actions, and you simply begin to ignore him, then all your threats simply lose their meaning. Of course, it can also turn out differently - the person will be frightened by your words and become silent. However, you must be prepared for different developments if you decide to enter into conflict.

When not to resort to insults

All your “biting phrases” and “beautiful insults” have no meaning if you decide to use them when communicating with an insane person. So, what kind of person can be called insane? First of all, we mean the interlocutor who is under strong alcohol or drug influence. Surely, such a person will simply not be able to appreciate the subtlety of your insults - he simply will not hear them, or will react inadequately, even if your words are not too offensive. It’s really better not to mess with such people, even if they try to hurt you in every possible way. Your task is to completely leave their field of vision and not enter into a meaningless conflict. If a drunk person offends a weaker person, then, of course, you need to help the offended party, but verbal skirmishes are unlikely to yield any positive results.

In any case, if you are sure that in the current situation you can do without insults by solving the problem by some other method, then it is better not to resort to curse words. It is possible that later you will have to regret your incontinence. As we have already mentioned, it is appropriate to take this step only in case of protection (of yourself or a loved one). If you yourself initiate such conversations, you will very soon gain a reputation as a boor and brawler.

Anyone can face insults from others, and the feelings that manifest themselves at this moment are quite unpleasant.

Of course, it’s easier to answer with bad words, it’s easy and simple. However, this can lead to unpleasant and sometimes dangerous consequences.

Not everyone can respond to an insult with clever words without swearing, this technique is worth learning in advance.

There are many phrases with which you can besiege and humiliate a person, and sometimes bring the offender to tears. Here's how to do this, you can find out below from ways of insulting without swearing.

How to humiliate a handsome guy?

Human psychology is designed in such a way that even one impudent word can cause strong offense.

However, it is not at all necessary that this be a swear word, to humiliate, insult, besiege, put in place can be done with cultural words. But not everyone can do this.

Often unpleasant situations arise between a girl and a guy - a quarrel, misunderstanding, and sometimes a fight with insults.

In the latter case, it is worth using several techniques to humiliate and insult the offender with clever words, so that he would not raise his hand in the future.

Note! The worst and most unpleasant thing a man can do to a girl or woman is to raise his hand.

In these situations, it’s worth hitting him where it hurts most, and this should be done morally. Guys are greatly offended by phrases using the word “impotent.”

The table shows the qualities that are considered holy for a guy.

If you want to take revenge on the offender, then in correspondence or in words you can use phrases that mention these qualities in a bad light:

How to insult a woman without swearing?

Sometimes women themselves ask for humiliation and insults. At the same time, it is not at all necessary to respond to curses; you can answer harshly and competently without swearing. Phrases will sound offensive and unpleasant, even worse than swear words.

Women are sensitive to criticism of their appearance. It is important to choose the words correctly and beautifully, you don’t need to say directly: you are scary, you are ugly, but they will help you delicately understand this.

For a girl, phrases with a hint of ugly appearance will be offensive and unpleasant:

• When God created women, he decided to save money on you!
• I would offend you, but I’ll just advise you to look in the mirror!
• Your words are the helpless barking of a dirty mongrel!
• Surprisingly, she’s not rich in intelligence and has no face!
• It’s a pity to spit in such a face!

You can take revenge on a woman in another way.

Phrases that mention excessive popularity among men are very offensive:

• There’s nowhere to put a sample on you!
• You have already given all your dignity to other people's men!
• You are the shame of the father and the tears of the mother!
• You are a quality man's bedding!
• Your whole life is serving your master’s sugar!
• No normal guy will even look in your direction!
• All your attractiveness ended 10 men ago!
• To get involved with you is to disgrace yourself!

You can put a woman in her place and morally humiliate her with clever words that can hurt a person as an individual.

The phrases should point out the flaws of the mind, they should make her look like a fool in front of everyone.

Let's consider several suitable options:

• If you were smart, then you would have a decent man!”
• Men don't leave smart women!
• So, I look at you and at first glance it seems that you are a fool! And then you look and it’s true - you’re a fool!

How to send a person away culturally?

Sometimes there are times when you want to politely send away a stranger who is annoying you with his uninteresting and empty conversations.

However, you don’t need to answer sharply right away, this can greatly offend your interlocutor; you can do this in cultural words without swearing.

Important! If you do not want to offend a person, then you can patiently continue to listen to his conversation and delve into every word in order to at least somehow support him.

But this unpleasant situation can be resolved carefully, accurately, without humiliation and insults.

Learn a few simple techniques:

1. During a conversation try asking questions that relate to another topic, so you can take the conversation in another interesting direction.

   If the interlocutor still continues to talk about a topic that does not interest you, ask him questions in a sharper tone, but you should still not turn to aggression.

2. Humor and laughter will be able to give a different twist to the conversation. Use jokes, sarcasm, the whole spectrum of humor, so you can quickly escape from an annoying conversation and end it.
3. During a conversation try to say the same short phrase - “Yeah”, “Really”, “Mmm”, “I see”, Well” and so on.

   Or you can just remain silent. As soon as the interlocutor understands that the conversation does not interest you, he will fall silent and go look for a “new victim.”

Clever curse words

You can easily insult a person with clever words. Phrases may hint at illness, disadvantage, weakness, appearance, status or other important qualities.

They should be used if the offender offended without reason, insulted, or even raised his hand.

Let's look at smart phrases without swearing:

• You're doing the right thing by giggling. They don't laugh with your teeth!
• If you fall under the hot hand, you will fly under the hot foot
• Teeth are not hair; if they fly out, you won’t catch them.
• You remind me of the ocean... You make me just as sick.
• I probably have to look like a sucker to fit in with you.
• There is no need to feel sorry for him, he is not sick, this is his usual appearance.
• Yes, beauty is clearly not your advantage.
• I would send you, but, apparently, you have already been there.
• A positive Rh factor is, apparently, the only “plus” in the list of your advantages.
• It’s okay, I didn’t remember your name either.
• I don’t have the strength to listen to your insanity.
• Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
• As an outsider, what do you think about the human race?
• I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
• At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
• The brain isn't everything. But in your case it’s nothing!
• Be careful not to let your brain get into your head!
• I like you. They say I have disgusting taste, but I love you.
• Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
• If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
• Don't be upset. Many people have no talent either!
• Don't be offended, but you, what- work spread ignorance?
• Keep talking, someday you will manage to say something smart!

To send the offender away, it is not necessary to use swear words and insults, this can be done with clever words.

Clever phrases and cultured words can cause offense worse than profanity.

They can relate to a person’s appearance, health, status, and wealth. The main thing is to present everything beautifully and correctly so that the offender is silent.

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Cool insults without swearing. If you don’t know how to respond to an insult, but don’t stoop to the level of the insulter, then this will be very interesting for you!

01. Any similarity between you and a person is purely coincidental!
02. Are you always this stupid, or is today a special occasion?
03. As an outsider, what do you think about the human race?
04. I would like to punch you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
05. At least there is one positive thing about your body. It's not as scary as your face!
06. The brain isn't everything. But in your case it’s nothing!
07. Be careful not to let your brain get into your head!
08. I like you. They say I have disgusting taste, but I love you.
09. Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?
10. If only I had a face like yours. I would sue my parents!
11. Don't be upset. Many people have no talent either!
12. Don't be offended, but is it your job to spread ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something smart!
14. Do you still love nature despite what it has done to you?
15. I don’t think so, maybe you have a brain sprain!
16. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they fluctuate there.
17. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him; he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
18. His mind is like a steel trap that always slams shut when trying to find the answer!
19. You are a man of the earth, it’s bad that you’re not the best part of it.
20. He thought - this is something new.
21. When it finally gets dark, you will definitely look better!
22. Yes, you are just a wonderful comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
23. In the book "Who's Who" you should be searched as What Is This?
24. You are living proof that a person can live without a brain!
25. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.
26. Yes, you are just a template for building an idiot.
27. Why are you here? I thought the zoo closed for the night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
29. Don’t try to find anything in your head, it’s empty.
30. I think you wouldn't want to feel the way you look!
31. Hello! I am human! What do you?
32. I can’t talk to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
34. I don’t know who you are, but it would be better if you didn’t exist, I’m sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
36. I can drive the monkey out of you, but it will cost you a lot!
37. I can’t remember your name and please don’t help me with this!
38. I don’t even like the people you’re trying to copy.
39. I know you were born stupid, but why did you relapse?
40. I know that you are self-made. It's good that you admit your guilt!
41. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
42. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
43. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think this is typical for you.