Predictions for the new year in prose. New Year's predictions are comic
Here is a list of 365 wise predictions for every day. The texts are intended for printing on pieces of paper to create a "cookie of fate", play the role of a gypsy or make a DIY gift for the New Year. He will also help create entertainment for guests for any occasion. Usage ideas are at the bottom of the page.
Short texts are written in a special way. If you carefully consider them, you will notice that these prophecies will certainly come true with any person at one time or another in life. Therefore, you can use them without fear, knowing that whoever gets them will not be deceived.
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- Good luck will come from where you do not expect.
- Long-standing debts will be paid back to you.
- An unexpected cash flow awaits you.
- All unfinished business will be completed.
- An exciting adventure is already waiting for you.
- If you are attentive, you will see great love very close to you.
- You will find what you are looking for.
- Wonderful losses await you: the loss of harmful delusions, harmful people and bad habits.
- One day a name will appear in your life, which will turn into dust the name of the previous one.
- You will be able to avoid losses in an important matter.
- This is the right time to get an all-time friend. Look around.
- Life will be replenished with one more joy.
- You will be able to meet a lot of kindness in life.
- Someone will protect you from evil tongues.
- Get the good news.
- The sky above your head will be peaceful.
- You will definitely achieve your chosen goal if you are faithful to it.
- You will meet with someone's sympathetic heart.
- An annoying household malfunction in the apartment will be repaired.
- Your enemies will not be able to do you significant damage if you show a little discernment.
- You will not only be listened to, but also heard.
- You can see new opportunities for growth if you look at the current situation from a different angle.
- There will be an opportunity to expand your views on the world.
- Learn something new about the people around you.
- Open your eyes wider - you can see even more beautiful things.
- Inspiration is finally coming to you.
- Intuition won't let you down this time. Use this.
- Listen to yourself and the answer to the question will be found.
- There will be an opportunity to go on the road.
- Your valuable experience will be able to help someone if you stop hiding it in yourself.
- Someone's precious experience will serve you well.
- Fate will be kind to you.
- You will be able to enter the right doors in time.
- Believing in success will help you gain strength.
- You will not be able to please absolutely everyone, do not waste energy on this.
- The chance to win will appear when the goal is precisely determined.
- The result can exceed your expectations.
- Accumulated discontent will be healed with love and time.
- The necessary fruits will certainly ripen, but first you need to plant the grain and be patient.
- The words you are waiting for will be spoken.
- After a while, the anxiety will pass, bear with it.
- Become a welcome guest.
- Sooner or later, you will find stability.
- You will master the entire chosen path if you regularly begin to take steps forward.
- Your mind will help you take control of your instincts.
- A good book will help you understand a lot.
- If you decide to take an unplanned trip, you can get a lot of unfamiliar sensations.
- You will acquire a valuable new skill.
- An admiring glance will overtake you.
- You are guaranteed a meeting with the right person.
- Dawn is sure to come after the night.
- New sensations will immediately come to you if you begin to lead your usual life in an unusual way.
- Fate tips will help you avoid mistakes.
- Only too high expectations will bring disappointments. Assess your requests soberly.
- Well-thought-out actions will help you to rationally use your strength.
- Now is the time when taking care of your health will significantly improve your overall well-being.
- You will be right in your judgment.
- Now is the time to honestly answer yourself some questions.
- In the coming days, there will be a good time to become more indulgent towards yourself.
- Clothes that age you will not be yours.
- The people you visit will have treats for you.
- Soon you will meet someone who is grateful for something.
- You will meet a person who has something to thank for.
- Scheduling your time will help you stay on track for your appointment.
- Your work will be fruitful.
- New ideas will open up new perspectives for you, fantasize without limits.
- You won't have to feign health for a long time.
- You will manage not to become a servant of other people's desires.
- It's time to listen to everyone, it will help to find new ideas.
- Your gait will remain light for a long time.
- The headache won't last long.
- All the reasons why you missed your morning exercises will disappear.
- There will be a chance to look at yourself from a different angle.
- Cheerfulness will not leave you.
- Someone to share positive with you.
- A romantic home evening will give you pleasant moments. Buy candles.
- Your world will be completely safe.
- You will have a chance to create something immortal.
- You will have the strength to forget the good you have done, and not wait for gratitude. Use them for their intended purpose.
- Curiosity will help you get a new intellectual ecstasy.
- You have to consider an unexpected proposal.
- The quick results won't be this time.
- All wishes will come true.
- Each new crisis will bring with it new opportunities.
- You may find in yourself something that is time to improve.
- Pleasant chores await you.
- The routine will stop annoying you.
- Happiness will become familiar to you.
- Pleasant dreams will begin to come regularly.
- There will be an opportunity to purchase what you want at the lowest price.
- In your environment, people will appear who are able to bite their tongue in time.
- New ones will appear in your piggy bank of beautiful memories.
- Get a call from someone who misses you.
- You will meet a person whom you will later call a serious success in life.
- You will be able to enjoy the sun and not get burnt.
- You will have the opportunity to express words of gratitude and love.
- Everything beautiful will leave your life and only the beautiful will remain.
- Over time, you will understand that money is only a symbol of independence, but not happiness.
- Life will arrange everything in the best way, wherever you go.
- The day is not far off when you will be satisfied with yourself and with everything that surrounds you.
- You can get where you want, even if you turn the wrong way.
- Summing up the results of the past year, you will have reasons to be proud of yourself.
- You will gain total power over your attitude to the world around you.
- Your wisdom will reach such a peak when you will not regret anything.
- The mood will be great, even if there is no reason for it.
- Until the end of your days, the world will never cease to amaze you.
- There will be a reason to look stylish and bright.
- You will find a fulcrum if you look for it within yourself.
- Everything you need will come at the right time and you will have the opportunity to make sure of this.
- There will be an opportunity to love someone who really deserves it.
- Your reward will find you.
- On your path in life, you will come across examples of generosity, both mental and material.
- Your mistakes will make you stronger, smarter, and smarter.
- The experience gained will tell you how to achieve new successes.
- The causes that live within you will generate wonderful consequences outside.
- Fresh thoughts will come to mind, you just need to rest a little.
- Unnecessary people will definitely leave you.
- Feeling great will not leave you.
- Your Guardian Angel will take care of you forever.
- In the near future, you will be able to benefit from the situation.
- Your actions will tell you better than yourself.
- You will have time to do everything planned on time.
- You will be able to master the science of talented management of your time if you pay attention to it.
- A person will appear next to whom you can tell your dreams without hesitation.
- You can eat whatever you want, as much as you want and not think about excess weight.
- Soul and mind will begin to live in peace and harmony.
- You will receive the advice you really need.
- The chance to break your life will not go to you, but to your enemies.
- You will be able to find your way on your own, without following someone else's example.
- Your significant other will be condescending to your flaws.
- Do not rush things, spring will come soon and the flowers will bloom themselves.
- Bumps encountered on the way will only throw you up.
- You will be given the opportunity to put your soul into every business you do.
- The taste for life will always live in you.
- There will be no fruit where you have not sown ... do not waste time waiting.
- You will have to pay for high quality.
- You will lose friends if you start looking for flaws in them.
- Someone's sincere smile will send you joyful energy.
- Problems, not successes, can show what you are worth ... use them to your advantage.
- Those who are your friends will value and respect your individuality.
- A new family tradition will be born in your family.
- You will have nowhere to retreat on the way to your dream and then it will come true.
- Your family will take special care of you.
- Your discernment will be able to penetrate the impenetrable ... make sure first that you really want to penetrate there.
- You have to ignore the provocation.
- When you see people playing a comedy in your presence, remember - they just want to cheer you up.
- Someone will need your tact and sensitivity to hear the truth.
- There will be many moments in your life that you will remember with warmth and gratitude.
- Luck will become a faithful companion.
- Life will bring many pleasant surprises.
- The next vacation will be different from the previous ones and will be remembered for a long time.
- Eventually you will learn not to burn bridges behind you by losing your temper.
- By summing up, you can forget the worst.
- The road called "then" will lead to the country called "nowhere." Change the road.
- A short separation will show which people are truly dear.
- You won't be perfect and that's great ... there is room to strive for.
- A little bit of sobriety, a little bit of tolerance, a little humor ... and you can settle down very comfortably on this planet.
- You will not stop dreaming and this will help you constantly find a new meaning in life.
- The most important thing in your life you will see without the help of your eyes.
- Whether you like it or not, the people around you will always think of something ... there is no point in being nervous.
- If you fall in love with a rose, you will have to endure its thorns.
- If you make an effort, you can learn the truth in a minute ... and spend your life to forget it. Maybe not worth it?
- You will have to be open to many if you want to let someone in your life very necessary.
- You will not be less happy if you share it with someone.
- You cannot change the past, but you can correct the future.
- Time will put everything in its place and it will become clear why everything was needed.
- People will be sent to you so that you don't make the same mistakes looking at them.
- In order not to fall after a high takeoff, you need to learn how to land gently ... and then take off again.
- You will be lucky to be with those people next to whom the heart does not seek others.
- You will not be able to see new shores until you sail away from the old ones.
- You will have a chance to communicate with someone who is better than you, smarter and stronger ... do not miss the opportunity to learn new things.
- Fate will throw a dilemma ... you have to choose between "being right" and "being loved."
- Persistent striving for something will help you move further.
- Do not worry, you will not be left without light if you begin to illuminate the lives of others.
- Life will end someday, and this is a weighty argument to work less and spend more time with loved ones.
- You will receive the most valuable when you are ready, not when you want.
- Others will make the choice for you if you doubt it.
- Even on a gloomy day, you can enjoy the sun if it is in your soul.
- You will be able to combine the incongruous.
- Great people will give you happiness, bad people will reward you with experience, and the best will reward you with memories. Appreciate them all.
- After reading this excellent book, you will have a chance to open a new era in your life.
- More than half of the people you meet tomorrow crave sympathy ... show it and they will understand you.
- The family will have peace, well-being and prosperity.
- Your home will not become a golden cage for you.
- Evil people will not be able to make you the instrument of their black designs.
- You will have a second chance to make the right impression.
- Fabulous wealth will be yours! This does not mean that it is material.
- Pleasant acquaintances will soon please.
- Someone will love you not for something, but - in spite of everything.
- You will not be able to achieve such glory, which is accompanied by loneliness.
- You can outshine many if you find someone to explain the laws of popularity to you.
- In the near future, it will be possible to make repairs with the least loss of time and nerves.
- Anxiety will come to you, as a result of which you will find calmness and confidence.
- In the near future, your desires won't force you to risk everything you have.
- You will never get too old to learn.
- An interesting life will find you if you decide to leave your comfort zone.
- You will get what you never had ... if you start doing what you never did.
- You will hear praise and compliments in your address.
- A black cat crossing the road will not bring you any trouble.
- Get rid of the envy of evil people if you put 12 candles in health in the church.
- Someone wants to open your eyes to the truth ... you have to decide whether to close his mouth.
- You cannot reach the top if you are unwilling to climb the mountain.
- Someone wants to dig a hole for you ... don't bother him. When you're done, make yourself a pool.
- You will be able to use the talent that you have for your own benefit, even if it is not as huge as that of others.
- Patience, the ability to remain silent and a sense of proportion sometimes help in life more than intelligence, beauty and talent.
- You will achieve all your goals. To do this, reduce the amount of laziness, increase the stock of ingenuity and throw all excuses in the trash.
- All rats will run away from you if you can portray a ship wreck.
- Get even more when you learn to appreciate what you already have.
- Your brain will learn to work harder if you do or learn something new every day.
- Someone else's opinion will lose power over you.
- Life will bring many meetings with a wide variety of people.
- You will learn many different pleasures.
- Most of your fears will leave you, the rest will not be as frightening as you imagined.
- It is mistakes that will one day lead to success. Don't regret them.
- Positive memories will delight you more than material things.
- You will become stronger physically, emotionally and mentally if you can make time for sports.
- Your every day will become pleasant for you if you find something for yourself that you are crazy about.
- You will become more interesting and learn to interact with different cultures if you take the time to travel.
- Negative and frightening thoughts won't come true if you don't cultivate them.
- You cannot change other people. But you can teach yourself to respect their uniqueness and dissimilarity from you.
- You can handle everything. And what you can't cope with, you can survive.
- Gratitude will make you happier. And the one that you experience and the one that is experienced for you.
- Intuition will become your superpower and will do a lot for you. Obey her.
- Self-deception cannot blind you. Honesty to yourself will help you in this.
- You will be amazed at how many opportunities life will offer you if you don’t reject them and get rid of your prejudices.
- You will have the opportunity to meet a rare person ... with such a person you can forget yourself.
- In competition with your own kind, you will get an advantage in order to win ... try not to overlook it.
- If you do something not only for yourself, then the world will look a little brighter.
- There will be people in your life who will never be forgotten.
- For some, you will become completely irreplaceable.
- You will find your inner light and become a guide for some.
- Catching luck will be possible without any effort.
- Several people behind you will discuss your qualities.
- Your enemy will remember you, but now he is not dangerous and weak.
- You need help to get lucky.
- Children will surprise you with their wisdom.
- Minor troubles will disappear quickly, without having time to cause significant harm.
- Supporting an influencer will bring you great benefits, don't miss it.
- They will want to deceive you, but they will not be able to carry out their plans.
- Happy changes await when you are ready to meet them.
- You will triumph in the rivalry of love or friendship.
- You will be promoted in business or in your career.
- Get news from a loved one.
- Good news about current affairs will catch up with you.
- The settlement of disputes and disagreements is close at hand.
- Good health news awaits you.
- A pleasant love affair is possible, but without consequences.
- Delays in the implementation of cardiac plans will be negligible.
- Complications in family relationships will be small and short-lived.
- New friendship will cheer your heart if you allow it to come into your life.
- The delay in completing cases will not be long.
- An interesting offer can bring unexpected profits.
- Long-standing affairs will end with a good deal.
- An insidious woman may appear next to a dear person.
- The Guardian Angel will intervene in all difficulties, settle differences and lead to harmony.
- Someone near you is dreaming of a stronger relationship.
- You will get a strict but fair mentor.
- A fake friend will try to grab your attention and influence.
- Someone dreams of providing you with proof of their love, sympathy, or friendship.
- There will be a chance to get an influential patron.
- A woman you know will help you in business.
- Flirting will be enjoyable and without complications.
- Previously received news will be confirmed from an additional source (possibly by letter, message, or otherwise).
- The upcoming expenses will not cause significant damage to the wallet.
- Health concerns will turn out to be unfounded.
- Work will bring satisfaction to the heart.
- The rumors heard earlier will not be confirmed.
- Half of your fears will be in vain.
- An unexpected meeting will revive warm memories in your soul.
- Mild anxiety about a dark-haired person will not escalate into more anxiety.
- Fatigue will be caused by overexertion and nervousness, and will quickly pass after rest, and will not lead to illness.
- Anger caused by controversy will not have dire consequences.
- A lucky lottery ticket will not stick to the shoe on its own. You will not receive your prize this way.
- There will be small pleasant expenses associated with the wear and tear of previous things.
- The impending misunderstanding will be resolved with fun.
- The responsibility to accept will be easy for you.
- Avoiding the imposed trip will bring peace.
- Sadness will pass you and you will enjoy well-being.
- Mood swings will bring a slight annoyance to others, but will show you which of them is seriously concerned about your well-being.
- Additional workload can be avoided.
- Someone in your circle will try to manipulate your opinion, but you will be able to notice this in time so as not to become a pawn in someone else's game.
- You are about to face temptation. You will have enough strength to resist.
- In a dead-end situation, the exit will be the same as the entrance.
- Your vigilance will serve you well and prevent envious people from destroying your happiness.
- Your charisma will increase over time and will become faithful assistants in communication with people.
- Vitality will weaken under the influence of minor troubles, but will return to you doubly increased.
- The boomerang is already flying to your enemy and in the near future he will get his full, without your efforts.
- Chatterboxes and idle talkers will not harm your reputation and even contribute to increasing your fame.
- Your most important secrets will remain undisclosed, and if they get publicized, then when they have already lost their relevance.
- The end will be happy in any case. Is always. If happiness has not come, then this is not the end.
- You will look as much as you read.
- Money will help you have a great time while waiting to be happy.
- You cannot buy the most important values for money. They always come for free.
- If you work hard, you will not only receive a reward, but your skill will also reach a new level.
- Prosperity will settle in the house for a long time, if the available resources are carefully distributed.
- The day will become magical thanks to someone's responsiveness.
- Continued use of social media will not bring you health.
- You will have everything you need to implement your plans.
- Meeting the truth will adjust your personal beliefs for the better.
- You will have to reckon with other people's opinions.
- The knowledge gained will cease to be a dead weight, it will be time to use it.
- False goals will disappear from your plans and this will bring you a lot of energy and health.
- In everything that happens to you, there will be a lot of positive things ... however, you will see many "pluses" only after a while.
- You don’t have to pay for anything really important ... usually you pay for it with pieces of your soul.
- Love will inspire you to create something new and make money.
- Gas prices will stop worrying you if you change to a Ferrari.
- Money will not have a detrimental effect on you ... it will just show you who you really are.
- You will have the opportunity to learn a lot about a person by lending him money.
- Tomorrow will be fraught with the charm of novelty.
- It will not be possible to avoid the future, as well as the wonderful moments in it.
- Even if you don't get everything done on schedule, your goal will not leave you.
- Your creative successes will be noticed and appreciated.
- A pragmatic interest can develop into a romantic infatuation.
- Unusual and mysterious evenings await you, get ready to receive new emotions.
- You will want to, like everyone else, avoid difficulties, but remember: the toughest oak trees grow in strong winds, and diamonds are born under high pressure.
- Nobody can call you a bore if you are silent.
- Nobody will consider you a gloomy person if you smile.
- If a foreign body gets in the plate, it's for luck.
- If you stumble on the way home, it's a success.
- If you do not find the keys in your bag for a long time, this is an unusual and exciting sensation.
- You will be in a better position than many.
- Gifts received this year will delight you for more than one year.
- Your charm and natural flair will help you get out of an unpleasant situation without loss.
- Your credibility will grow steadily.
- The reputation you have earned in the past will work for you.
- Important changes in the personal lives of others will affect you as well.
- You will find like-minded people if you become a little more open.
- Changing the external and internal will transform you, the reflection in the mirror will surprise you.
- Your leadership skills will be tested and tested over and over again.
- Your mind will become a more important asset than your appearance.
- Your patience will be rewarded.
- The protective measures you take will help prevent personal disasters.
- You will have an opportunity to change your job to a more interesting one.
- The new year will bring new perspectives.
- Success cannot spoil you if you are always insufferable.
- Old age will not scare or depress you if you consider an alternative.
- The most exciting pastime awaits you in the future.
- There is nothing to worry about! Success won't come before you can sustain it.
- Changes will bring progress in life, do not be afraid of them.
- The fruits of your labor will be the advertisement of your opportunities.
- Imagination will give you wings if you are not too lazy to turn it on.
- The experience gained will become that treasure that follows with you everywhere and which cannot be taken away or lost.
- The more you demand of yourself, the more others will respect you.
- Curiosity will kill boredom. Don't kill your curiosity.
- The changes you make to yourself will have far-reaching consequences.
- Only the one who does nothing will succeed.
- You can predict the future if you start inventing it yourself.
- There will be a chance to become the master of the situation. What it turns into depends on your decisions.
- You will be able to reveal someone's insincerity.
- The received will exceed your expectations.
- In the near future, Fortune will come to your orbit, use it.
- You can enjoy your privacy.
- Life will challenge you in the not too distant future ... take this chance to show yourself what you are worth.
- At the end of the journey, your life will bow to you for living it.
- Something left in the past will become relevant in the present.
- The influx of creative forces will fill you and help you realize what you have long planned.
- You will be entrusted with something that requires a responsible attitude.
- The unclear situation will soon be cleared up. You should keep your eyes open and not come up with things that don't exist.
- The situation will require you to be humble. It will subsequently pay off handsomely.
- With timely insights and insights, you will get what you want.
- Soon you will gain knowledge that will shed light on what was previously hidden.
- When you decide to act, your eyes will close to doubt.
- This is just life ... and it means you will definitely break through.
- The necessary words for all occasions can be found at the site address
- Everything will be fine.
- Using this list, you can make a gift with your own hands. To do this, print the list and cut the sheets so that each item on the list is on a separate piece of paper. Roll up the resulting pieces of paper in any convenient way and place them in a jar or a beautiful box. The gift is ready. The person to whom the gift is intended should take one piece of paper out of the box every day (throughout the year) and read the life-affirming words that are written in the note. Rest assured, they are always performed, because here are selected only those that happen in everyone's life.
- Scrapbooks with text can be used for "fortune cookies". To do this, prepare the pieces of paper in the way described above and put them in the cookies. In the same way, you can put them in candy, small chocolates, and other treats for guests.
- Also, the list is relevant for fortune-telling (for the role of a gypsy, sorceress, fairy) at any holiday, performance and other events.
- To entertain guests (usually this is done for the New Year), you will need to print the notes in the above way and put them in a bag or box. Further, invite the guests, without looking, to take out one piece of paper from the bag and read what awaits him in the near future. During the celebration, you can repeatedly invite those present to pull the note out of the bag. In addition, each prophecy read can be used as a topic for discussion and thus have a lively time.
We offer you the coolest and most interesting short predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse!
The New Year is approaching and people are engulfed in pleasant troubles. They try to complete all projects at work faster, close debts and think over the New Year's Menu. Many are going to invite guests, because the company is more fun. For a festive evening, it is worth making an entertainment program. Choose contests, group games. One of the most popular nowadays is "Pull out the prediction."
She has many names, the essence is the same. The presenter looks for short and funny predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse in advance and rewrites them neatly on pieces of paper. Then he twists them or folds them in squares. That's it, now you can bake predictions in cookies or collect them in a hat. The players will then take turns drawing and reading the notes.
By the way, for plausibility, we can say that all these predictions were once made by the great Xiao Mao Xin, this is a Chinese astrologer who lived 600 years ago (perhaps there was such a person then, who knows). And the predictions became comic through the fault of his student, a Russian poet, who undertook to translate ancient manuscripts in his own way.
If we talk about serious predictions, then astrologers made several general predictions concerning the entire planet:
- The dog is fair and friendly. It will gradually reduce all conflicts, including between countries, to a minimum. The situation at work, at home, in the yard, at a school or institute is stabilized. Human relations will become harmonious, and tolerance will increase.
- The dog is a generous mistress. Therefore, 2018 will be a good year for those wishing to start or expand their business. All hard workers who are ready to show responsibility and make various decisions will receive success and generous rewards.
- The dog is a collective, gregarious animal. He appreciates the family, so all singles who have not been able to arrange their personal life for a long time will have a magical chance. For marriages entered into in 2018, the Dog will give friendship and longevity.
Variants of cool predictions in verse
When choosing predictions, see who they fit. For a corporate party, you need special ones, because you can still laugh with your family, but with colleagues it is better to observe the framework of politeness.
To you next year
The dog will bring the groom!
It will be stately and good-looking,
With money, he is good for everyone!
Prepare a bag, but more,
The dog is carrying money!
Clinking coins to clinking glasses
Cheerful rustle of green bills,
Take a bag, you won't go wrong
Beware of various adventures!
Prediction for New Year 2018
You have a road ahead of you in the future,
Distant and unfamiliar.
Pack your things, sit at the doorstep,
The business trip will be unexpected!
Prediction
There is a danger that your colleagues,
Heavy carts will start rolling on you!
To dashingly wait out
Better to run away quickly!
Forget about the holiday
Forget about the tree!
You have a career ahead of you
While colleagues "whip" panicles
Think over your path strategy!
Love will suddenly come to you,
You won't have time to look around and breathe.
Green-eyed, bright blonde
It will enchant, take a deep breath and take away,
The South Shore is a holiday paradise.
Say only "Motherland, goodbye!"
Today among your friends
You can shout: "Pour-pour!"
And so that tomorrow it would not be ashamed,
Be solid today!
Don't drink much better today
Otherwise, you will confess your love to everyone,
Remember that at work, at yours,
You can't copulate with colleagues!
Santa Claus promises you
fame and fortune,
however, in response, he instructs,
remain yourself!
Predictions for New Year 2018 should be short and cool! Then it won't matter if they are in poetry or in prose!
You will soon enter the cream of high society,
Perhaps you will find a rich sponsor there.
Will ride you in a limousine,
To promise mountains of gold.
Do not hesitate, immediately present,
Sponsor's wishlist,
As it will be done, declare about the wedding,
Gifts will be as dowry!
You don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!
Even when the house is not a full bowl,
But a friendly family is yours.
Take care of your loved ones, parents,
Become a benefactor for your family.
Soon love will brighten all your days
They will become colorful and bright!
The eyes will shine, the soul will sing,
And no problem is terrible anymore!
You will find a soul mate,
And you will live gloriously together.
There is a lot of work in the year to come,
Waiting for you ahead!
But happy outcome
You will achieve, just wait.
You will get a raise
Then you will rest in hot countries,
You will meet a beauty there,
And you will find luck!
You start to get up early
It's just that you won't be late yourself,
You will work harder and harden,
Then the desires will begin to come true.
Health will improve, career will go,
And the Rooster will take away all the hardships!
Secret prediction
Demands silence!
Remember, only for you
The salary will be raised soon.
Shut up, don't tell anyone
That the salary rate was raised
Tell who - everything is lost,
And the increase was gone!
Your promotion is coming soon,
This means that he did not work in vain.
Do you remember how for the boss all day,
Dragged around like a second shadow.
Now it's up to you
Do you cope with the dream.
Dog symbol home,
Loves warmth, care and family.
So, you are a girl of marriageable age,
It's time to forget yesterday's free day,
The dog promises: "I will bring the groom!"
Of course, most of the predictions for the New Year 2018 are funny and short congratulations in verse, playful wishes. However, they can motivate a person. Especially when it comes to a career, bonuses or long-awaited acquisitions (an apartment, a car or a lovely fur coat).
On New Years your wish will come true
Buy a mink coat for a lovely sight!
What will help? You will find a treasure
The spouse's stash, which he collected for a year on the unit.
Joy to my husband - no need to think over a gift,
And he will not swear - New Year!
You are very sharp, in drive, recklessly and to your heart's content
Throw yourself into business, where the money and power will be.
The stars advise you to call you such friends,
Who can bridle the mad horses in you.
Although you yourself are not a horse, but a complete ram,
That's why you, my friend, all this booth?
For the rest, the stars will bless - go for it,
Do not lose only conscience, head and heart in business!
You God and so in fact rewarded in full.
That is why a bright head and good luck are given to you.
Two pillars - stability and prosperity at your porch,
They are always covered in sweat and soap - from heels to face.
Set the bar, do not regret yourself,
You always work, even when you are sick.
Dear, Santa Claus will give you the ability
Assess your performance.
To not only plow, not knowing the weekend,
But also wait out, resting at home.
Otherwise, it may become your haven,
The most ordinary hospital bed!
Variants of predictions in prose
Usually, such predictions for the New Year 2018 are cool and short, in poetry or prose. Like little quatrains. If in prose, then 2-3 sentences.
As you move up your career ladder, try to keep your eyes on the ground. Otherwise, you can slip by stepping on the spit of envious people.
Expect a promotion - your office will soon be moved to the floor above.
The Year of the Dog promises a lot - a lot ... work. You will feel like 4 years younger and a real Horse.
The coming year promises you an addition to the family! Finally, neighboring cockroaches will move to live with you.
They say that if you catch a Golden Fish, then you can safely make three wishes to her. You are lucky, by the New Year you will get such a fish. Just ... baked with herbs.
There's no need to chase innovation. New is useful if it helps!
Try now to go to the boss not with your right, but with your left foot. Remember to breathe three times and spit over your shoulder. Who knows, you might be able to guess the right moment and start talking about a promotion!
They say the Dog is generous. Yes, the New Year promises a lot ... of work. Mountains of gold ... papers and contracts. Thick wallet ... small bills. And at home, happy ... faces of relatives, that you brought a salary!
Congratulations, you have a long-awaited addition to your family - the children will be able to beg for a puppy!
Expect a strong explosion in the Year of the Dog - your competitors and envious people will burst with envy!
Always smile - let the faces of your enemies twist with anger. Always be silent - then no one will consider you a fool.
You're lucky! In the Year of the Dog, you will find a real treasure. It will be ... a spouse's stash, which he has been collecting for the past year.
As you can see, most of the predictions for the New Year 2018 are short and cool. They can be composed in verse or in prose by yourself. Consider your surroundings when writing. Usually in a family, in a team, in a school there are words, jokes and funny expressions that are understandable to “friends”.
Hello! I saw an idea for a gift for the new year in contact. I downloaded a file with 365 predictions, printed the truth on plain paper, cut them into strips, rolled them into rolls and tied them with colored ribbons. Decorated the lid and jar with ribbon, tinsel, beads, sequins. It was not possible to print the label from the original because she herself made it close to the original and here is the result.
I apologize for the quality of the photos, I didn't want the camera to work
And this is a top view of the lid and the box for the jar
Here is a list of predictions, I slightly corrected it by replacing some of the predictions:
Such a sun can only have everything
depends on you!
You are moving towards a better life
situations. This applies to both deeds and ideas.
There seems to be an obstacle in your way, but
the delay can be favorable
Think about health
Tight hugs await you
Ahead is a tender kiss
You are lucky! So be humble
Don't relax too much
Come to the boss with your left foot - and waiting for you
promotion.
Always smile! And no one will call you
a gloomy person. Be silent! And nobody
call it a bore.
Beware of the bald ones
A sharp turn awaits in life
Today is the best day for you! Like everyone else
rest!
You are on the right track.
Having conquered one mountain, start storming
The burst of energy will help you cope with
a large amount of unplanned work.
Accept what you cannot change and you
you will feel better.
Nature, time and patience are three great doctors.
It's time to act!
May the world be filled with tranquility and
goodwill.
Working with new partners will be very
profitable.
Work on diplomatic
abilities - they are very useful for
implementation of ideas.
unexpected.
Romance will move you in a new direction.
From now on, your kindness will lead you to
Today you will have a beautiful day.
Measure seven times, cut once!
Listen to everyone. Ideas come from everywhere.
The nightingale is not fed with fables.
Focus on family and harmony with
the surrounding world.
A happy life is right in front of you.
Now is the time to try something
Patience! You are almost there.
The one who knows is rich enough.
Do what your soul and body asks for
Anyone who does not expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed.
Good luck takes you through all the hard times.
Pay special attention to old friendships.
Physical activity will significantly improve
your outlook on life today.
Good time to finish old
undertakings.
The good news will come to you in the mail.
Well done is better than well said.
Although some try to hinder you, you
you will still achieve your goals.
Man is never old to learn. New
knowledge will bring you success.
Whatever is done is for the best.
Do what you must and come what may.
It's time to get moving. Your mood
will improve.
You have to consider the unexpected
sentence
Leave no effort and get what you want
Someone needs your support
If you want to be successful, you must look
as if you have it.
Best the enemy of the good.
The funniest desire is to please everyone.
What we ask for is what we get.
The winner differs from the loser only
that rises one time more than
Remember that every day is the first of the rest
parts of life.
In life, there is the main and not the main thing, and we often
spending energy on trifles.
Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad either
how could it be!
The flip side of the crisis is new opportunities.
When God closes the door, he opens the window
A thousand miles road starts from the first
Never be afraid to do what you don’t know how to do.
Remember, the ark was built by an amateur.
The professionals were building the Titanic!
It's better to regret what you did, not what
did not.
Whoever stands still, he goes back.
What is not done is for the best.
No one is defeated until they admit
defeated yourself.
The fight is always justified if you know why
strive.
The main thing is not to forget the main thing. Otherwise you will forget
the main thing, and this is the main thing!
Do not rush into heroes until they call.
These people and these events in your life turned out to be
here because you brought them here yourself. That,
Never ask anyone for anything, especially those
who is stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything
Only fools are lucky once. The smart are lucky
Evil is not in what enters the mouth of a person, but in
what comes out of them.
Do what you can with what is,
where you are now.
will happen.
Today has just come that tomorrow, about which
you worried yesterday.
There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten,
you have at least two options.
If you were born without wings, don't bother them
The dog has so many friends because it wags
tail, and does not speak the tongue
You are unique, just like everyone else.
Love your enemies ... this will definitely lead them to
rabies!
There are no desperate situations. Usually the way out
is in the same place as the entrance.
It's not enough to know your own worth - you still need to use it
The wind of wandering blows you.
Be carefull!
Wait for change.
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget replenishment.
Caution on the road.
The stars are supportive to you.
Make time for your home.
You will meet with an important person.
Lead your ordinary life in an unusual way.
Do not look for external enemies: to understand that
interferes with your development, look inside
Be attentive to the clues of fate.
If the well is clogged, then it's time for it
clear.
The payoff comes from what you owe
breake down.
It's time to end the old and start the new.
If you do not want serious shocks,
analyze your attitude to your own
personality.
Let go of your past: it has exhausted itself.
Don't expect too much and don't think about
the end result.
Study your shadow sides; understand that
attracts unhappiness into your life.
Finish what you started.
Be patient and if the decision is yours
right, the universe will support him.
Don't get emotional.
Take a closer look at your health.
Enjoy your luck and share it with
people around you.
Don't expect quick results.
Important news will arrive very soon.
Be persistent in the battle with your own
selfishness.
Your energy is leaking due to rash or
untimely action.
Go with the flow of life without grades and
trying to understand her.
Do not overestimate your strength: it can
lead to overvoltage.
Events are completely out of your control.
Reflect and do not rush into action.
It's time to act, even if from you
you need to jump into the void.
Do not try to stubbornly exercise your will.
a life that has been a mystery until now
Stay alert and avoid trouble.
If you take the initiative, success will not
keep you waiting.
Your hopes and plans will come true beyond all
expectations.
The problem is not where you think it is.
Someone is trying to hinder or harm
Everything is God's will: to influence the situation is not
Your power!
The answer to your question is related to some
a man, perhaps well known to you.
Something new will enter your life that
will significantly affect your personality.
Take a close look at your
environment: someone can bring you to the very
decisive moment.
You hope not in vain!
The result of your actions may be
unexpected.
Time will dry all tears and heal all wounds.
You will finally be able to unlock the rusted
What you strive for is not worth yours.
The main characteristic of the current situation
Ignorance.
The offer that will be made to you will not
Forward and only forward: the case you are talking about
think - right!
Alone, you cannot cope with your
problems.
From sowing grain to harvesting must pass
Wait a little, and the next day
will bring you an unexpected long-awaited
You tagged for a long time, but you made a mistake. Your
the shot hit the wrong beast. However, this is your
loot, just try your best
appreciate it.
Bad weather is raging around. But in your house is very
cozy and warm.
To avoid feeling very lonely
help others also reach the top.
Your best chance is coming soon.
The more you hunt for the big ones
Stop thinking about wealth often, and it
will certainly come to you by itself
Show your pride less and be
attentive in actions.
The "grain" you sowed a year ago will sprout with
the waning moon. The harvest is expected to be very
rich, most importantly, make sure that no one is
trampled on.
People have repeatedly tried unsuccessfully to rekindle
the fire. You came and the long-awaited fire
flashed instantly - here it is, the hour has come
your triumph.
You tended the tree long and hard, and
finally, it bore many fruits. Its branches
bend under their unbearable weight -
it's time to reap the well-deserved harvest.
The one who in the coming days will make you
nice gift first, knows about you almost
all. It is he who will lead you through the long, difficult
path, but you can only reach the end
You have become an obstacle to someone's dream.
Step aside carefully
consider your dream - it is next to you.
Anyone who does not expect gratitude will never
will be disappointed
Soon you will get rid of the bad habit and
get two new ones.
Soon you will find yourself in a magic cave with
treasures. Be judicious, don't take
all - take as much as you can
carry away. But give half of it by all means
You are lost in a deep, dark forest.
Look around you - a person who,
will certainly help you get out, is
very close to you at your distance
outstretched arm.
Open up and let the light into that part of yours
a life that has been a mystery until now.
Anything you give to others from your heart will return to
you doubly.
The dawn comes, which is waiting for the multitude
people. But only you will be able to catch the first
joyful ray of sunshine. Lucky - you
live to be 100!
You sit on the seashore, but for some reason not
you can inhale deeply, deeply.
Be bold: and then luck will come to
to you from magical lands.
Your half thinks you are super
With great love you will be turned to stormy
Something exciting awaits you
Carried away by feelings, you won't feel
their age
You will meet with your soul mate
Your half will help you in all
household chores
Your soul mate will show you their feelings.
A romantic trip awaits you
first class
A special morning awaits you
You will be immensely happy
Something special awaits you
You will smell the scent of love
You will live without looking back
Your half will not judge you harshly for
Your misdeeds
You are the perfect match
Lady and Gentleman - Your Roles This Year
Many magical moments of solitude await you
A romantic dinner awaits you
Something cute and mischievous awaits you ...
Emotions will overwhelm you
An unusual trip awaits you
Trust your intuition, the more you will
think, the less you understand
You will see your soul mate in everything
Something exciting for both of you awaits
A romantic walk awaits you
You will understand who the love of your life is
Something seductive awaits you
A home surprise awaits you
You will be in each other's heart
You should change your outlook on life.
Responsible conversation awaits you
Someone is very worried about your feelings and
Your half will invest everything in you
You will see everything with every look
Many things will become apparent to you.
You will receive answers to your questions
You will be warmed by the warmth of a loved one
You are at the beginning of something new
Together you will open a new chapter
You will receive a good sign
The world of a loved one will revolve around
You can easily deal with complications in a relationship.
You will be inundated with gifts
Do not be afraid to fantasize what yours will be
living together
A joint sports holiday awaits you
Your life will not be boring
Everything in your life will be for two
Someone will sacrifice their dream for yours
You will be more fun with your soul mate than with
anyone else
A hurricane of emotions awaits you
Someone will take care of you very dearly
Confessions of love are waiting for you
Take photos together
Home will be the coziest place
Your half will be the best support for you and
support
You will be the steering in the relationship
You don't have to collect the pieces of your heart
You will be the perfect couple
Love will warm you from the inside
Emotions and feelings are the best cure for discouragement
Love, love, love - that's what should be the main thing for you now
For your soul mate - you are something special
You will have someone to fool with
Write a wishlist
Your romantic dreams will come true
Catch a thousand kisses
an amazing reward awaits
Someone is looking for a way to your heart
A chance meeting awaits you
You have to place the largest bet in
of your life
You will shine brighter than the stars
A luxurious vacation awaits you
Catch air kisses ...
Wait for an unusual declaration of love
Take a closer look at your
surroundings
Thoughts of love will help you move mountains
Someone is looking forward to meeting you
Crazy fun awaits you
Do not exaggerate other people's mistakes
You will choose with your heart, not your mind
Wait for a romantic phone call
You will miss someone
See life from a different angle
The worst is over
Some problems remain, and to solve them
better not alone
Concentrate all your forces on the embodiment of the main
Do not rush things - it will do harm
Events are developing rapidly. Trust
their flow
Don't change your course.
In love, you are at the moment subject
a lot of things.
Do not be afraid of obstacles, they will make the result
even sweeter.
Less complaints!
Avoid quarrels.
Do not deviate from your principles.
You are full of strength and in love you can move mountains.
You will receive important advice from others
Don't chase profit.
Do not limit your freedom, otherwise in your personal
life will be chaos.
You need to make concessions. Forget old grudges
The moment for updates has come.
There is still a calm in your life, but ahead
recovery is expected.
Communication is needed more than ever.
You have a cherished goal or are very close to it.
Define your desires
A joyful event awaits you, but you need
be as friendly as possible.
Only well thought out plans will come true.
Appreciate what you already have.
The fulfillment of the cherished desire is already close.
Try not to take hasty
decisions - clarity will come soon.
It does not hurt to seek advice from a wise
and an experienced person.
You're on your way to the pinnacle of relationships.
Show courage and determination.
Make plans more boldly!
Your slogan is patience and no rush.
A person will soon appear to help you.
If you follow the chosen direction,
the result will exceed all expectations.
A very good time to embody your
Take Your Desires Seriously
halves!
Thoughts are more realistic.
Appreciate what can disappear
Give half of yourself to your loved one
Help your soul mate with work matters
You were made for each other
Feelings and emotions will make you feel hot.
Don't Let Stress Ease Passion
Always be on the side of your loved one
Forget about the past and new doors will open
Avoid stagnating relationships
Defeat yourself first, and then your enemies. How
can own others not owning oneself?
Man's adornment - wisdom, adornment
wisdom - calmness, decoration of calmness
Courage, the adornment of courage is gentleness.
The teachers open the door. You enter yourself.
You can lead a camel to water, but you cannot
make him drink.
Lush foliage in those trees that have roots
deep.
The one who steps gently will advance far on
your way.
"Better to light a little candle than all your life
curse the darkness "
"To learn to run, you must first
learn to walk. "
The wise one walks without leaving a trace
Tall towers are measured in length
the shadows cast by them, great people -
the number of envious people.
Today they confess their love to you.
It is worth the boat going against the current,
stop, as it will immediately be carried back.
A close neighbor is better than a distant relative
Do not do to others what you do not want for
Direct words are unpleasant to hear, but they
contribute to doing the right thing; good
the medicine tastes bitter, but it helps
Minor conversations ahead.
In the end, happiness.
Don't take medication. There will be joy.
Hold on to whoever you follow.
Don't take loss or
gaining
Possessing the truth, you will go the right way
Climb to the royal court
You will make your home abundant.
You are on the right track! Do not stop!
You are not hoping in vain!
Your goal is achievable!
Success will come if you don't listen to anyone
Act not according to the old
right for yourself.
Be patient and if your decision is correct
The universe will support him.
Focus on the present.
Trust what is happening to you.
Unexpected news awaits you.
Look in the mirror and you will see a charming
face.
You will be brushing your teeth tomorrow.
Everything will be fine!
You will do a useful thing!
If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. A
if you start nothing, then nothing
will happen.
Remember, there is always tomorrow.
Pay attention to the beauty around you
You are unique - remember this!
Don't miss important news.
Wait for the budget replenishment.
The stars are kind to you.
Make time for your home.
A meeting with an important person awaits you.
Think not only of yourself, but also of others.
Drop your doubts.
Do not deviate from the chosen path.
There may be surprises.
Consider your decision again.
Only if you are collected and focused,
you will succeed in everything, both in business and at home.
Stock up on strong thread to survive
relationships.
Brilliant prospects promise you this day.
Don't even try to calculate plans for
coming week! Anyway she will
unpredictable.
Auntie will smile at you with a white-toothed smile
A decent reward awaits you today for
your courage.
At work and at home, everything will turn out very
successfully. Both colleagues and family members will be able to
dignity to appreciate your extraordinary
capabilities.
Today is the best day for you! Like everyone else
rest!
At work, everything works out in your favor.
The sun shines brighter after the rain
Encourage your little weaknesses - allow yourself
have fun!
Today you will be inimitable as never before! And on the spot you will slay the opposite
Try to please your soul mate more often
cute gifts and nice
surprises!
The beautiful ones will open before you
opportunities to climb the career ladder.
The main thing is, be decisive! Otherwise you will miss
lucky chance.
If you pay more attention to the second
half, your relationship will be just
fabulous!
Do not relax! Lucky case
will turn up, unless you are lazy.
Work at full capacity, and then you will be awaited
well-deserved reward.
The day is conducive to work, but not to excessive
activity.
What did not work before can suddenly
get under way.
Creative energy combined with
pragmatic approach can give
results that will make you feel
internal satisfaction and positive
New Year is a holiday that is celebrated on a grand scale, gathering close and dear people. Accordingly, the preparation for the celebration must correspond to the scale, otherwise the whole event will be reduced to a simple meal, with a few congratulatory words. If you decide that you will be the organizer of the event, we recommend that you prepare in advance. Today, comic predictions and lotteries are gaining more and more popularity, among other entertainments.
Prediction is a notification about an event that should occur in the near future. Whether we like it or not, it is human nature to be interested in his future. Now there is no shortage of various predictions - all kinds of astrologers, fortune tellers and sorcerers, so people are tired of serious prophecies in their lives.
Comic predictions for the new year are, in addition to a fun pastime, also a fresh look at forecasts for the near future. We are sure that the assembled guests will appreciate your ideas and receive great moral satisfaction.
Friends, your prophecies can be completely different - long, describing each action or very short, written in prose or in poetry, the most important thing is that they are funny, bring laughter and joy to those around you.
Submitting predictions for the lottery
Let's first consider the possible presentation of predictions, and then, offer examples of text.
Prophetic balls
To do this, you need ordinary balloons, small leaves and a pen. We write down the predictions on pieces of paper, roll them up, put them in a balloon and inflate it. The balls can be tied to guests' chairs, or they can be handed out during fortune-telling. Having burst the balloon, the person reads aloud the foresight associated with his life. The more cheerful the prophecy, the more positive it will bring.
Preparing in advance for the session, you can specially age the paper (by dipping it in strong tea or onion solution) or make it bright, colorful with a beautiful string. This will add a touch of mystery or celebration, whichever you choose.
Pot of predictions
Everything is simple here, we take pre-prepared dishes, put folded bags with comic wishes. We start the pot in a circle, each guest pulls out one package and reads it out.
The container can be pasted over with shabby paper, giving an outdated look to the dishes, or you can age the paper in advance.
Gypsy chest
Deep in us there is a stereotype about gypsies, they say they are all wonderful fortune-tellers, and this is a great way to use them in their comic prophecies.
Having disguised yourself as a gypsy in advance, you or one of the guests enter a room with a chest filled with predictions. The presenter invites each invited guest to take out one package in turn and read it out.
The main thing here is not the forecasts for the future themselves, but the presentation. It will be great if the gypsy enters the role and, with an expression characteristic only of them, will hold a competition.
Prophetic cookie
Do you remember the quote: "everything that is ingenious is simple, and everything that is simple is brilliant"? It is this aphorism that underlies this competition. To prepare it, you will need fortune sheets and cookies. True, you will have to make cookies yourself, however, if you have the opportunity to purchase them, why not. For those who want to create something original, we offer a recipe for making cookies.
Ingredients:
- Eggs, 3 pcs;
- 50-70g wheat flour;
- 50g butter;
- Spices optional;
- Sugar, powdered sugar.
Cooking method:
- Separate the egg white from the yolk, beat the white until foam appears, add flour, sugar, spices as desired, mix until smooth.
A little tip: do not be too zealous while whipping the protein, if a large number of air bubbles appear if you beat for a long time and the dough starts to rise quickly when the temperature rises.
- Spread cooking paper on a baking sheet and grease with butter, preheat the oven to 180-200 C. With a teaspoon, spread even circles on a baking sheet.
- We put it in the oven for about 6-7 minutes, as soon as the edges are gilded, we take it out and turn it over, lay down the fortune-telling paper, fold it in half. Next, taking the cookies by the ears, we bend it.
- We put it on the table and wait until it cools completely.
Miracle dumplings
The next event has a certain similarity to the previous one, the difference is that instead of cookies we use dumplings. This old fun, today is practically forgotten, but for predictions in the bosom of family and close people, it is perfect. The secret is in the object that we put together with the filling, which carries a certain meaning.
- Orange peel - a beloved or beloved will present a gift;
- Peanuts - a romantic meeting is possible;
- Cherry - good luck in business;
- Peas - comfort and prosperity will reign in the house;
- Walnut - health will recover;
- Buckwheat - a sudden addition of finances;
- Mushrooms - a life full of tranquility;
- Money - sports victories;
- Grain is a full bowl of riches;
- Raisins are an unexpected temptation;
- Cabbage - salary will skyrocket;
- Caramel - romance is possible;
- Potato is a raise at work;
- Cranberries - expect a change in your personal life;
- Ring - wedding;
- Hot peppers - possible problems at work or at home;
- Dried apricots - great news;
- Carrot - meeting new people;
- Meat is a financial success;
- White thread - you will have to leave for a long time on the business of the company;
- The green thread is going abroad;
- Black thread - quick business trip;
- A thread with knots - problems from where it was not expected;
- Cucumber - a new passion;
- A button - you will get something from clothes;
- Sugar - the year will be successful;
- Apple - your work will be appreciated.
Three-Fortune Lottery
To do this, we write wishes or prophecies on pieces of paper, at the rate of three prophecies per person. We fold the leaves beautifully and mix in a bag. It is suggested to pull out the packages one by one, reading them aloud.
Intimate desires
To prepare for the competition, it is necessary to prepare funny images of the person's basic desires. It is not at all necessary to draw by yourself, you can choose pictures from magazines or print, attach the images to a rope, pull the rope. We blindfold the guests, untwist them and bring them to the stretched rope, giving them the opportunity to choose the leaf ourselves. Images can be completely different.
- Family hearth;
- Finance;
- Head office;
- Wedding;
- Huge, new homestead;
- New car;
- Modern gadgets;
- Travel and more.
The text of comic predictions for 2020 in verse
- Wait not crying, luck will come again;
- Look ahead quickly, a lot of money is coming soon;
- You have a fast road, but there will be a lot of money;
- Step boldly you forward, success with luck is already waiting;
- From close friends, expect news soon;
- You will find your love, maybe you will get married again;
- You will fly up the ladder of your career, you will even sit up with the boss;
- A huge mountain of money will fall from above, the family will recover from the disease;
- Do not be sad in vain, friends are on the way;
- Your neighbor loved you, so live for many years;
- In the last month of winter - February, success will come to you again;
- I saw for sure that you will have a big family;
- Exactly at midnight, New Years, your luck will come;
- In front of the management, you will have to be in order to leave the temptation to get drunk;
- Once you have been kicked out of your job, it means that your worries have diminished;
- At the holiday, whoever gets drunk will return to the house without advance payment;
- In the store, take you fashionable pants;
- Under, clinking glasses, they will give a cool phone;
- A piece of ice will fall on the heels, life will become like a picture;
- The year of the pig is already on the way, we wish you friends,
- To be neat, smart, clean, not like a wild boar.
Comic predictions in prose
- Stepping firmly up the career ladder, do not slip on the spit of envious people;
- Perhaps a rise is expected very soon, you will have to move a couple of floors higher;
- Keep smiling and we will certainly sign a lucrative contract with the manufacturer of toothpastes;
- Happiness has come to you - remove the bad habit, but here's a curiosity - a couple of new ones will appear;
- Be careful - in the coming year, the addition of a family is possible, cockroaches from neighbors are gathering to you;
- You will find a hidden treasure, although its appearance will be very similar to the hidden stash of a spouse;
- With the coming of the new year, the possibility of an attack on you is great. Success will strike an unexpected blow, it will be almost impossible to fight back;
- The gray everyday life of the next year will be diluted with bright meetings with the opposite sex;
- In the near future, you will greatly recover, though it will happen to your pockets;
- Your friends remember you very well, how you can forget the debtor;
- Be careful on the roads, perhaps fate awaits at the crossroads;
- This year, for the cockroaches in your head, will be especially lucky;
- All difficulties and difficulties will leave you, it is incredibly boring with you;
- Next year, your body decides when, where and most importantly with whom to be;
- The rod inside you may turn out to be an ordinary nail in one place.
In the process of preparing for the New Year holidays, you need to think about what you will entertain your guests with. Drinking and eating all the time will be very boring, but New Year 2018 is a cheerful and kind holiday.
You can hold funny contests, or you can make funny and comic predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018. You will find them on this page. There will be short and funny predictions, in poetry and in prose. Be sure to warn your guests that these predictions are comic in nature.
The best way to present such predictions is as follows. Write them on pieces of paper and put them in a container. Guests will reach out and read the predictions.
Waiting for you this year
Happiness and peace in everyday life.
And even if the rooster is not a migratory one,
Vacation awaits you awesome!
Don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!
So that a wish come true in the year,
You need to keep the promise!
Waiting for you this year
The road is long, my friend.
You will go through it many times
From home to work, and back!
Wait for an increase in salary,
Or a new addition to the family!
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At the beginning of the year, fun awaits you
And then there will be only a binge with a hangover.
So friend, don't you yawn
And improve your health!
This year will be saturated
Full of work, worries, troubles.
To get even with them,
You will have to try!
Find time for love
But just do not pass by.
Career growth is not coming soon,
But things will go uphill!
Waiting for you on the first
There is a whole crowd of guests!
Those who like to sleep a lot
A year without surprises awaits again!
You will sleep through all the surprises
But don't blame us!
The cockroaches in your head are going to have a very fun year.
Friends will not forget you next year. We must not forget who owes you money.
Next year, all your problems will go away. Because even they are bored with you ...
Your life next year will be as multifaceted as a glass. Well, you understand…
Your dreams will take on power and declare war on your couch.
Next year you will understand that your inner core is an awl in your ass.
Next year, your body will decide for itself when to sleep, where to sleep and with whom to sleep. Do not contradict him - he knows better!
You will spend your vacation where everything is included - with your relatives.
If you get bored, sing romances. Your finances will always keep you company.
The bad news is you gain weight. The good news is that the increase will occur in the wallet area.
From a bad habit in the new year
You will certainly get rid of it.
But here's the bad luck: instead of one
Two new ones will come to replace
You will spend your vacation at sea
You will warm both body and soul.
Spend the entire amount, burn it five times,
You will gain six kilograms.
Always smile, smile everywhere
Smile on land and on water!
Destiny will repay you for your smiles
A couple of wrinkles and a bunch of dough!
Either you eat it, or you pump it up,
Either you will sit in a chair -
Know that next year
You will increase your ass a lot.
If you kiss
Every day for half an hour
All dreams will start to come true.
Life will be filled with miracles!
A higher power for you
Disappointing forecast:
New Year promises you
Love kryshesnos!
If you can, without being lazy,
Plow like a horse on Thursdays
Fate will open the way for you
To big, big money.
If you walk across the field -
You will find money in the field;
When you find the money -
You will spend everything on carousing
Walk three miles
Hairdresser-talker:
Shreds, anyhow,
And cut off the ear!
I must forget for a year
About brandy, tequila, vodka.
Otherwise you will
In crime reports.
"Dear colleagues! As a friendly team, we worked for our common corporate business, and now is the time to relax, to celebrate the New 2017! We didn’t get enough sleep for a whole year, and if we did, we didn’t have time to have breakfast. We worked hard for a whole year, and if we didn't make any efforts, then we were still asleep. The whole year and every month they were eagerly awaiting wages, and on that day none of us could sleep. We really deserve a party! Let in the New Year we gain even more victories over sleep, and a friendly and peaceful atmosphere will reign in our team! "
The hustle and bustle in our departments
They never fall silent.
The holiday is already underway
And we have a large amount of work.
Until the holiday is left
Just a little and a little
So guys, let's finish
Bend your backs!
And may the year be happy
We lean on food
Your charm and beauty in the new year prepares you for a happy meeting.
After such a delicious New Year's treat, you will fight off guests all year round
Keep it clean. Wash your hands before eating. If your hands are dirty, you will get sick with infectious diseases.
If you get up early in the new year, you will never be late for work.
Guests will come unexpectedly this month.
Everyone, as if they had conspired - they will eat up the refrigerator,
They'll drink all the vodka supplies, break the TV,
They will smash all the dishes for you and leave them behind in the kitchen.
Rather, you play the lottery this month
The prediction is - of course you will be lucky
You just need to buy tickets, load partially into the tanker,
And partly in two cars, the rest - on the plane.
This month they will lure you to the dacha to have some fun
Swim, drink beer and eat barbecue
Do not believe in these stories - you will be forced to work there.
Better sit at home, have a beer at home!
Or maybe even triplets, or maybe a quadruple
And then the state will give you a huge apartment
Honorary flag in both hands and a dun horse !!!
The computer won't work as expected this month,
Hit the motherboard hard with your fist.
It won't help - hit it with a sledgehammer, kick it on the monitor ...
Explain later to your superiors: "She was the first to start!"
This month the boss gets mad for no reason
You tell him calmly, looking straight: "THE GOAT YOURSELF!"
To top off the arguments, quickly, without sudden movements,
Pull the wastepaper basket on him like a hat.
And relief will come: Long tormented question
"Who will go under the reduction" - Finally, it will be resolved.
Fall asleep at the door tonight
Forgetting to undress and take off your shoes,
Do not judge yourself harshly in the morning:
The main thing is that you were able to wake up.
Decide to hijack a plane to the West this month,
But you can't think of how to scare the pilots,
Read them excerpts from today's newspaper, -
And they will fly to any country with you.
On Monday, early in the morning, the boss will offend at work,
You, without wasting a minute, call all the newspapers,
By informing the mobile boss in the private ads,
Let then, the bore, know the salt of all incoming - free!
Predictions for the New Year of the Dog 2018: short, funny, comic at the table
You definitely won't go to work this month,
What to go there in the morning when you want to sleep.
You will be forced to try and work there all day ....
By the way, money from your salary will always be small for you.
This month you will definitely be invited to work.
Ten large corporations, perhaps even a hundred
For great joy you will steal all secrets
You will merge them with competitors, and you will heal richly!
Very soon it will happen that you become the boss
And now everything depends on you that was not previously on you,
Start with the main goal - cut everyone's salary.
Money can come in handy, do not waste it just like that.
This month you may be sent on vacation to the sea
Crocodiles, kashelots, birds sing there.
Savages dancing next to the soup is brewed here.
Ride on a steamboat, bring your friends.
To feed all the hungry natives as soon as possible ..
This month they will ask you to suddenly help with the housework,
Don't go to the shops - groceries stink there,
And nobody taught you to walk in a gas mask.
Don't let anyone vacuum vacuum -
He yells like crazy - you don't need an alarm clock.
If you haven't found a dime in your pocket,
Look in your neighbor's pocket - obviously the money is there.
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