Contest of wishes on pieces of paper. Comic predictions for the New Year in the lottery
I offer several fun competitions, I hope they will brighten your holiday.
Getting rid of vices
A magician, a magician, suddenly appears in your company and invites guests, accompanied by mysterious music, to get rid of the vices that will interfere with the New Year!
Magician:
The holidays are approaching
We will not take vices into the New Year.
The trick is simple, understandable to the limit...
Let's get rid of greed.
Raised right hand! They put it in your right pocket! They took out all the contents and... gave it to the neighbor on the right. Did you give everything away? Well done! Now New Year will return you twice as much.
Focus two
Very simple, very clear...
Let no one back down.
Let's get rid of envy.
We looked at the outfit of the neighbor on the left. They looked at their outfit... They said loudly: “My outfit is better!” They said it even louder, more decisively... Now the New Year will save you from envy and give you the same outfit as your neighbor on the left.
Focus three:
Again, simple, extremely understandable.
Let no one back down.
So that love smiles on all people,
Let's get rid of timidity.
They made all the lips into a “bow”. Everything - everything! Close your eyes! And they kissed the neighbor on the right! Well done! And now the neighbor on the left! Did you kiss everyone?
Now the New Year will bring you love and an addition to your family.
Happy New Year!
I say thank you to the World Wide Web, which gave me this idea!
How's your health? This is a test game.
The first two participants are asked to form a fist with one hand as quickly as possible. Participants complete the task, and the leader announces
diagnosis for the winner: “An unhealthy sign is the thirst for profit and the desire to take everything into your own hands, and besides, you have neurosis - get a massager, treat your nerves.”
The second pair of players is asked to name diminutive words from those that he says. For example: “Rose - Rosette.” “Boat,” says the presenter. “Boat” is the answer. “Water,” the presenter says as quickly as possible. The constant answer is “Vodka”
accompanied by the diagnosis: “You have an obsession, almost alcoholism. The medicine is sport.” A prize is awarded corresponding to any sport.
The next pair of players are diagnosed using two hats. Caps are placed on the heads of the players. Their task is to remove the hat from the opponent’s head as quickly as possible. Whoever does this faster will receive the following verdict:
“You have an unusual diagnosis – greed!”
“And you (addressing the loser) have low self-esteem.”And as a consolation, the prizes are sun caps.
Can be arrangedchant between the sides of the table.
May life please you with a successful turn.
With new happiness! Happy New Year!
Let's leave fewer days for bad weather and bad weather.
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Let the gardeners have a harvest.
With new happiness! Happy New Year!
May fate ward off illness and misfortune.
Happy New Year! With new happiness!
Love of kindness and peace - to all peoples!
With new happiness! Happy New Year!
“What gift should I give you?”
One out of two:
A person should always have a choice. And when receiving gifts too! I suggest you break into pairs and take turns, one by one, to receive a gift for yourself. And since there are two of you, you will have to divide the gifts, but it’s up to you to decide honestly or brotherly!
Gift distribution begins! “What gift should I give you?” What would you prefer? What do you choose? What do you like more?
- Big or small? (Chocolates)
- Big or small? (Large mug and small one)
- For the soul or for the body? (Photo album or soap) (Towel or crossword puzzle)
- Red or green? (Syrup or green tea)
- For vigor or for calm? (herbal teas)
- Bitter or sour? (Mustard or "hibiscus")
- Wet or dry? (Wet wipes or paper)
- Smear or wipe off? (Shoe polish or dish sponges)
- Cylindrical or round? (foil or ball)
- Smooth or fluffy? (condensed milk or toy)
- Compact or bulky? (towels)
- Scare away or bring closer? (mosquito ointment and perfume)
- Problem or solution? (Lemon or lemonade)
- Light or heavy? (Balloon or bag of coins)
- Sharp or smooth? (Chilly pepper, pepper packet or ball)
- Spherical or cubic (ball or Rubik's cube)
- For construction or for destruction? (Set of cubes or can opener)
- To transmit thoughts over a distance or jump over problems? (Envelope or jump rope)
- A product for beauty or self-admiration? (Cosmetics or mirror)
- Yellow or orange (Lemon or orange)
- Fabric or metal? (Tack or screwdriver)
- A way to get away or get caught? (Screwdriver or mesh)
- Sleeping pill or wakefulness aid? (philosophical treatise or a bag of coffee)
- A means for remembering or for forgetting? (A knot of macramé or a small bottle of cognac)
- A means for attaching or inflating (clothespin or balloon)
- Old or new? (10 rubles each)
- For Cinderella or for a princess? (Cooking magazine or beans)
- Soft or hard (sponge or pumice)
- Sprinkle or pour (Funnel or scoop)
- For cold or hot? (Disposable glass for beer and disposable cup for tea)
- Drink or snack? (Lemonade or cookies)
- Salty or sweet? (Fish or chocolate)
- Large or small (different napkins for hot dishes)
- For everyday life or holidays (Disposable cardboard cups with a cheerful pattern and plastic)
- Open or pack? (Opener and plastic container)
- Wood or plastic? (Spoons)
- The old fashioned way or the modern way (wooden and plastic spoon)
I advise you to come up with a couple of gifts yourself.
Father Frost and the Snow Maiden can give gifts, or maybe the “symbol of the year”
all your guests will leave with cute little gifts.
You can conduct a fun sweet New Year's fortune telling.
There are a lot of different candies in the gifts, we collect 1-2 different names (or buy them in advance).The more candies with funny names, the more interesting the fortune telling.
We put the candies in a beautiful bag, boot, etc. We propose to pull out “your destiny” for the next month.
The presenter will have to strain his imagination to comment on each choice, for example:
“Mask” - meet a mysterious stranger (stranger)
“Dandelion” - you have to go to the hairdresser to change your image.
"Carnival" - dancing until you drop
“Cherry with cognac” - you should stock up on brine in the morning.
We offer you the funniest and most interesting short predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse!
The New Year is approaching and people are overwhelmed with pleasant chores. They try to quickly complete all projects at work, pay off debts and think through the New Year's Menu. Many people are going to invite guests, because company is more fun. For a festive evening it is worth making entertainment program. Choose competitions, group games. One of the most popular now is “Pull out the prediction”.
It has many names, but the essence is the same. The presenter looks for short and funny predictions for the New Year 2018 in verse in advance and carefully rewrites them on pieces of paper. Then he rolls them or folds them into squares. That's it, now you can bake your predictions in cookies or collect them in a hat. Players will then take turns drawing and reading the notes.
By the way, for plausibility, we can say that all these predictions were once made by the great Xiao Mao Xin, a Chinese astrologer who lived 600 years ago (perhaps there was such a person then, who knows). And the predictions became comical due to the fault of his student, a Russian poet, who undertook to translate ancient manuscripts in his own way.
If we talk about serious predictions, astrologers have made several general predictions concerning the entire planet:
- The dog is fair and friendly. It will gradually reduce all conflicts, including between countries, to a minimum. The situation at work, at home, in the yard, at school or college is stabilized. People's relationships will become harmonious and tolerance will increase.
- A dog is a generous housewife. Therefore, 2018 will be successful for those who want to start or expand their business. Success and generous rewards await all hard workers who are ready to show responsibility and make various decisions.
- A dog is a collective, pack animal. He values family, so all single people who have not been able to arrange their personal life for a long time will have a magical chance. For marriages concluded in 2018, the Dog will give friendship and longevity.
Options for cool predictions in verse
When choosing predictions, look to whom they would suit. For a corporate event you need special ones, because with your family you can still laugh, but with colleagues it’s better to respect the limits of politeness.
to you at next year
The Dog will bring the groom!
Staten will be handsome,
With money, he's good for everyone!
Prepare a bag, and a bigger one,
The dog carries money!
The clink of coins accompanied by the clink of glasses,
The cheerful rustle of green bills,
Carry the bag, you won't go wrong
Yes, beware of various adventures!
Prediction for New Year 2018
There is a road ahead for you in the future,
Distant and unfamiliar.
Collect your things, sit at the doorstep,
The business trip will be unexpected!
Prediction
There is a danger that your colleagues
They will start rolling heavy carts towards you!
To wait it out,
Better run away quickly!
Forget about the holiday
Forget the Christmas tree!
You have a career ahead of you
While colleagues are “waving” their panicles
Strategize your journey!
Love will come to you unexpectedly,
You won’t have time to look back and breathe.
Green-eyed, bright blonde,
He will enchant you, caress you and take you away,
South Shore vacation paradise.
Just say “Motherland, farewell!”
Today you are among friends,
You can shout: “Pour it, pour it!”
And so that tomorrow you don’t feel ashamed,
Be solid today!
Today it’s better not to drink too much,
Otherwise, you will confess your love to everyone,
Remember that at work, at yours,
You can't have sex with your colleagues!
Santa Claus promises you
fame and fortune
however, in response he instructs,
remain yourself!
Predictions for the New Year 2018 should be short and funny! Then it won’t matter whether they are in poetry or prose!
You'll soon be the cream of the crop high society come in,
Perhaps you will find a rich sponsor there.
He will take you for a ride in a limousine,
Promise mountains of gold.
Don't be shy, present it right away
Sponsor's wish list,
Once completed, announce the wedding,
The gifts will be as a dowry!
Don't expect much from the year
Love is enough for you!
Even when the house is not full,
But your family is friendly.
Take care of your loved ones, your parents,
Become a benefactor for the family.
Soon love will brighten all your days,
They will become colorful and bright!
The eyes will sparkle, the soul will sing,
And no problem is scary anymore!
You will find your soulmate
And you will live happily together.
There is a lot of work in the coming year,
Waiting for you ahead!
But happy ending
You will achieve it, just wait.
You'll get a promotion
Then you can relax in hot countries,
You'll meet a beauty there,
And you will find luck!
You'll start getting up early,
Just so you don’t be late,
You will work harder and toughen up,
Then your wishes will begin to come true.
Health will improve, career will advance,
And the Rooster will take away all the troubles!
Secret prediction
Requires silence!
Remember, only for you,
The salary will be raised soon.
Be quiet, don't tell anyone
That the salary rate was raised,
If you tell anyone, everything is lost,
And the increase never happened!
You'll be promoted soon
This means that your work was not in vain.
Do you remember how you are in charge of your boss all day long?
Dragged around like a second shadow.
Now it's up to you
Can you cope with your dream?
Dog is a home symbol,
Loves warmth, care and family.
Which means you're a marriageable girl,
It's time to forget yesterday's free day,
The dog promises: “I’ll bring the groom!”
Of course, most of the predictions for the New Year 2018 are cool and short congratulations in verse, humorous wishes. However, they can motivate a person. Especially if they concern a career, bonuses or long-awaited acquisitions (an apartment, a car or a lovely fur coat).
Your wish will come true in the New Year,
Buy a mink fur coat that will be a treat!
What will help? You will find a treasure
My husband’s stash, which he spent a year collecting for the unit.
Joy for my husband - no need to think about a gift,
And he won’t swear - New Year!
You are very sharp, in drive, passionately and to your heart’s content
Throw yourself into business, where there is money and power.
The stars advise you to call such friends,
Which will be able to curb the mad horses in you.
Although you yourself are not a horse, but a complete ram,
Why do you, my friend, need all this farce?
For the rest, the stars will bless you - go for it,
Just don’t lose your conscience, head and heart in business!
God has already rewarded you in full.
That's why you were given a clear head and good luck.
Two pillars - stability and prosperity at your porch,
They are always covered in sweat and soap – from heels to faces.
How do you set the bar, don’t feel sorry for yourself,
You always work, even when you are sick.
Dear, Santa Claus will give you the ability,
Assess your performance.
Not only to plow, not knowing the weekend,
But also wait it out, resting at home.
Otherwise your refuge may become
The most ordinary hospital bed!
Options for predictions in prose
Usually such predictions for the New Year 2018 are funny and short, in poetry or prose. Like small quatrains. If in prose, then 2-3 sentences.
As you move up your career ladder, try to take a closer look at your step. Otherwise, you may slip and step on the spit of envious people.
Expect a promotion - your office will soon be moved to the floor above.
The Year of the Dog promises a lot, a lot... of work. You will feel 4 years younger and a real Horse.
The coming year promises you an addition to your family! Finally, the neighboring cockroaches will come to live with you.
They say that if you catch a Goldfish, you can safely make three wishes for it. You are lucky, you will get such a fish for the New Year. Just... baked with herbs.
There is no need to chase innovation. New things are useful if they help!
Now try to approach your boss not with your right foot, but with your left foot. Don't forget to sigh three times and spit over your shoulder. Who knows, maybe you will be able to find the right moment and start talking about a promotion!
They say the Dog is generous. Yes, the New Year promises a lot of... work. Golden mountains... of papers and contracts. Thick wallet... small bills. And at home there are joyful faces... the faces of your relatives that you brought your salary!
Congratulations, you are expecting a long-awaited addition to your family - the children will be able to beg for a puppy!
Expect a strong explosion in the Year of the Dog - your competitors and envious people will burst with envy!
Always smile - let the faces of your enemies twist with anger. Always remain silent - then no one will consider you a fool.
What a score! In the year of the Dog, you will find a real treasure. This will be... the husband's nest egg, which he has been collecting over the past year.
As you can see, most of the predictions for the New Year 2018 are short and funny. You can compose them in poetry or prose yourself. When writing, take into account the features of your environment. Usually in a family, in a team, at school there are their own words, jokes and funny expressions, understandable to “their own”.
Funny predictions for the New Year in verse are an excellent solution for the scenario and preparation for the New Year's Eve celebration. They will be interesting for different ages and companies, suitable both with family and friends, and during a corporate event.
Predictions for preschool children
For young children, rhymes and poems are perfect for the New Year. funny fortune telling in verse. Such rhyming predictions can also be used by educators in kindergarten, and parents in a cozy home atmosphere. They will create a festive mood, surprise and amuse the children.
Everything will turn out simple and easy,
If you drink milk at night.
They will definitely buy a lot of toys,
If you are sensitive and attentive to your family.
They can give you a dog
If you don't get into a fight.
Let kindness settle in your heart,
Then your cherished dream will come true.
You will do exercises and play sports,
Then health will smile on you.
If you study new things diligently,
It's hard to make a mistake in life then.
Life promises many friends
Games of fun and daring ideas.
Just take care of your friendship
Run from deception.
Chocolates, marmalades,
Everything in the future will be sweet.
The treasure can be found in the future,
If laziness and ignorance get around.
Courage and bravery await
The feat can be accomplished
Remember that in everything there is always
Kindness will help you win.
Predictions for schoolchildren
For younger children school age During the New Year celebrations at school and at home they will be interesting in poetry. They will captivate schoolchildren for a long time, immersing them in an atmosphere of the mysterious and wonderful.
Long year ahead
He will bring a hundred gifts.
Excellent grades at school await
The teachers won't let you down.
You will be strong this year
Just move forward!
Do more sports
Try to improve your health
Then you should be an athlete
Forget about illnesses.
Your cherished dream will come true,
The reason for this will be kindness.
You will have a pet,
Your whole family will love him.
Help your elders, respect them
Then you will reap a rich harvest.
There's fun in the future
Housewarming in the new house.
Adventures await you
Travel without disappointment.
The year will give you true friends,
Will bring love and happiness.
You'll find something you like,
You will collect a lot of awards and cups.
You can become the smartest in the class.
Predictions for teenagers
Teenagers are especially interested in learning something new, mysterious, and unidentified. Therefore, rhyming predictions are perfect for New Year's Eve in such a company.
Popularity and success awaits
If you are the first, you will be the best!
And in the heart again
Mutual love will enter.
Academic success is guaranteed
Don't miss it, don't be careless!
A strong friendship will appear,
And there is no need to doubt it!
For an important matter
Walk confidently and boldly.
You will avoid many troubles
You will escape from misfortune.
Sadness and boredom will run away,
Joy and love will come.
A lot of attention
And the fulfillment of a wish.
Don't deal with bad company
Then you will find loyal friends.
The other half will reciprocate,
Love is shining in the new year.
There will be sympathy in the future,
Hugs and kisses.
You can safely learn to dance,
This will definitely help you make your dreams come true.
To be the center of attention is your destiny,
And you wanted it so bad.
Predictions for the whole family
A soulful, warm atmosphere reigns among the family on New Year's Eve. It’s such a pleasant and fun way to spend time together playing games, competitions and comic fortune-telling for the next year.
Success awaits you in the New Year,
Let's hear children's laughter at home.
Your most cherished wish will come true,
And your heart will overflow with happiness.
A gift awaits you soon -
Travel to the sea.
Laughter and smiles are all great.
A fun year awaits - it will be familiar.
The year will bring wealth,
A big purchase awaits you.
This year will be noisy
Fun, joy will bring.
Something new and unknown awaits you,
But exciting and interesting.
Obedience, peace in the family,
There will be a holiday, there will be a feast!
Flight of inspiration and creativity,
According to the prediction, the year will bring you.
Happiness, strong love
They will be with you again and again.
According to forecasts, I will be lucky
Success will make friends with luck,
Fatigue and blues will go away,
Cope with any task.
Together you will all find the treasure,
There is harmony and harmony in the family.
Lots of gifts and flowers
They are waiting for the owner of the prediction,
You can cross many happy bridges -
This is the interpretation here.
Your dream will come true
The devil's fate will change.
Predictions for an adult company
In the company of adults, you can indulge in New Year's poems in the form of comic fortune-telling. They will amuse the audience, relax the guests, and create a warmer, more soulful atmosphere.
Goodbye sofa!
Hello Milan!
Luck is your gift
This year will be bright!
Bag full of money
And a tight wallet
This year promises
And he will definitely give it!
Every day - a bouquet of flowers,
Be ready for this all year!
Victory and recognition await you,
But you need to make an effort.
Love and passion will take over you,
A year will do this to you!
Parties, dancing, joy, laughter,
The opposite sex is a resounding success.
Quit smoking
You'll get up on skis,
But you can't stop joking!
Apartment, car and dacha -
Such a forecast plus luck!
There will be success in your professional business,
There is a chance to be the best this year!
Tenderness and affection await in the year,
Life will seem like a fairy tale.
Inspiration will help you make your dream come true,
Create unearthly beauty.
The future looks bleak
But without negativity and deception.
Buy a car
Light the fuse of wealth.
Fate will give you many new things,
He can pamper himself with wealth,
No one will stab you in the back from behind,
Your best friend will help you.
Predictions for corporate events and colleagues
Celebrating the New Year among colleagues is different from celebrating it with friends and family. The official, business atmosphere can be defused with the help of cool fortune-telling forecasts for the next year. This will put everyone in a friendly mood, bring a touch of comfort and festive mood.
Life will be bright
And he will bring many gifts.
Fulfillment of desires,
A year of happiness, victories, recognition awaits!
There's a year of surprises ahead,
A sharp turn towards success.
You need to make an effort
So that recognition comes to you.
A long-awaited reward awaits you
And fate will be happy with her.
Roads are forecast to fall out,
Adventure awaits you for sure!
Promotion awaits!
Well, who doesn’t dream about this?
Big win ahead,
Good luck on your way.
Love will find a way in the heart,
This year will not let you down!
There is harmony and harmony in the family,
And this is better than all the awards.
The work will be appreciated and noticed,
Your efforts will definitely be noted.
Successful bird can be caught,
If you become sensitive and attentive to your colleagues.
You will definitely be lucky
Just move forward!
Predictions by zodiac signs
An original solution would be to invite guests to pull out funny predictions in poems for the New Year depending on their zodiac sign. Since the probability of coincidences of zodiac signs among guests and those invited to the holiday is high, it is better to prepare several versions of comic forecasts for each of the zodiac signs.
Aries
A nice prediction for Aries -
A declaration of love awaits them.
Aries will definitely be lucky
Success awaits them all year long.
Taurus
A gift for Taurus will be great -
Complete order in your personal life!
Taurus will be healthy
Like young daredevils.
Twins
Dreams come true
Inspiration awaits Gemini.
For Gemini there is a sea of surprises,
They won’t get it without some whims.
Cancer
Wealth and prosperity -
This is fate’s gift to Cancers.
Love on your sleeve for Cancer
Blood can excite.
a lion
Success in work, to top it off
Lviv is waiting for a promotion.
In the future, Lviv will wait
Unearthly grace.
Virgo
Beauty and grace await the Virgin,
Body and soul are an excellent package.
For Virgo, travel is coming,
Roads, adventures will come.
Scales
In the coming year for Libra
Everything is in harmony, like a clock.
Good news for Libra:
There will be six million
Scarlet roses as a gift.
The month of May will be bright.
Scorpion
A gift for Scorpio is a faithful friend,
He will just appear suddenly.
Hide your weapon, Scorpio,
You will definitely be a champion!
Sagittarius
The arrow of love will pierce Sagittarius
And the power of feeling will surprise you.
Necessary for Sagittarius
Urgently find a Taurus.
The union will be sealed by harmony,
Just don't rush!
Capricorn
Fate speaks to Capricorn
An amazing long journey.
Love and passion - everything will boil,
Capricorn just needs to be patient.
Aquarius
For Aquarius, happiness will flow,
And it's worth drinking plenty of it.
Rest from work,
Behind the worries.
Fish
Pisces will receive in the New Year
A bright star of happiness and love.
For Pisces a simple prediction -
Success and being the center of attention.
And a little humor in the video:
Conclusion
A little imagination and inspiration - and the design of funny prophecies for New Year's Eve will be bright, colorful, and unusual.
Predictions can be made:
- , ribbons or rain;
- in the form of a New Year's tree, fastening green strips of paper with forecasts and rhymes and giving the appearance of a festive tree;
- hanging on New Year's garlands hung indoors;
- putting fortune cookies inside;
- hidden on a decorated New Year tree among other decorations and toys;
- placed in beautiful paper envelopes for wrapping New Year-themed gifts;
- putting it in a Santa Claus hat or bag for gifts, in any headdress of one of the guests (especially if the celebration takes place in fancy dress).
Comic predictions for the New Year in verse will help make the holiday fun, bright, mysterious and memorable. They will add anticipation to the fulfillment of some pleasant moment in the future and create a unique New Year's atmosphere of making wishes and making them come true.
1. If you take the initiative, success will follow.
2. Important news will come very soon.
3. The answer to your question is connected with some man, perhaps well known to you.
4. Something new will come into your life that will significantly affect your personality.
5. Your hopes are not in vain!
6. The result of your actions may be unexpected.
7. You are on the right track! Do not stop!
8. You will finally be able to unlock the rusty lock.
9. The results of the business you have in mind may disappoint, or they may greatly surprise you.
10. The problem is not where you think it is.
11. Forward and only forward: the thing you are thinking about is right!
12. Your goal is achievable!
13. Success will come if you don’t listen to anyone’s advice.
14. The time of doubt and hesitation has come for you. But don’t worry – everything will work out!
15. Time must pass from sowing grain to harvest.
16. Lead ordinary life, but in an unusual way.
17. Remember that true partnership can only exist between complete individuals.
18. Be attentive to the clues of fate.
19. Gain comes from what you have to part with.
20. Act not in accordance with old authorities, but in accordance with what you consider right for yourself.
21. It's time to finish the old and start new.
22. Don't expect too much and don't think about the end result.
23. Finish first what you started.
24. Be patient and if your decision is right, the Universe will support it.
25. Don't get emotional.
26. Take a closer look at your health.
27. Enjoy your luck and share it with the people around you.
28. Focus on the present.
29. Don't expect quick results.
30. Go with the flow of life without judgment or trying to understand it.
31. Trust what happens to you.
32. Reflect and do not rush into action.
33. The time has come to take action, even if it requires you to jump into the void.
34. Don’t try to stubbornly show your WILL.
35. Unexpected news awaits you.
36. Look in the mirror and you will see a charming face.
37. Tomorrow you will brush your teeth, and then your thoughts.
38. This week your wish will come true.
39. Be more careful on Thursday - an interesting event awaits you.
40. Everything will be fine! Just believe!
41. A new acquaintance awaits you.
42. Expect a surprise. Very soon!
43. All your wishes will definitely come true.
44. You will soon find your lost thing!
45. You will be very surprised by something!
46. You will do a useful thing!
47. If you want to have success, you have to look like you have it.
48. The best is the enemy of the good. Don't overdo it!
49. The stupidest desire is to please everyone.
50. What we pray for, we receive.
51. The only difference between a winner and a loser is that he rises one more time than he falls.
52. In life there is the main thing and the unimportant, and we often waste our energy on trifles.
53. Not as good as I wanted, but not as bad as it could have been!
54. Do what you must, and come what may.
55. back side crisis - new opportunities.
56. When God closes a door, he opens a window for you.
57. A journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step.
58. Never be afraid to do what you don’t know how to do. Remember, the ark was built by an amateur. Professionals built the Titanic!
59. It’s better to regret what you did, rather than what you didn’t do.
60. He who stands still goes back.
61. Whatever is not done is for the better.
62. No one is defeated until he admits himself defeated.
63. Struggle is always justified if you know what you are striving for.
64. Don’t strive to be a hero until they call you.
65. These people and these events in your life ended up here because you yourself brought them here. What happens to them next depends on you.
66. Never ask anyone for anything, especially those who are stronger than you - they themselves will come and give everything.
67. Only fools are lucky once. Smart people are always lucky.
68. Evil is not what goes into a person’s mouth, but what comes out of them.
69. Do what you can with what you have where you are.
70. If you don’t believe in yourself, you won’t start anything. And if you don’t start anything, then nothing will happen.
71. Today the tomorrow you were worried about yesterday has just arrived.
72. There are no hopeless situations: even if you are eaten, you at least have two options.
In order to find out what to expect in the new year, there are many fortune telling. They can be carried out in a short and humorous manner during New Year's corporate events, meeting with friends at home or visiting. Predictions can be presented in prose or poetry, written on small pieces of paper that can be placed in cookies, candies, pies, dumplings and other sweets. As a New Year's fortune telling, it would be great to hold a lottery where each item has its own specific meaning. You can use the names of films and songs as predictions.
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Comic prophecies for corporate events
Usually at the end of the year many companies experience corporate events, during which the results of the outgoing year are summed up and plans are drawn up. In order to brighten up the situation, you can offer your employees funny joke predictions that will definitely come true in the coming year:
- 1. When climbing the career ladder, you should walk carefully and carefully watch your step so as not to slip on the spit of envious colleagues.
- 2. Next year you should expect a serious increase - your office will be located several floors higher.
- 3. If you smile a lot next year, you can expect to sign a lucrative contract. The business partner will be a well-known toothpaste manufacturer.
- 4. If next year you enter your boss’s office on the left foot every time, you can get a promotion.
- 5. You are very lucky - next year you will be able to get rid of your bad habit. True, two more will appear in return.
It is important to select predictions that will not offend your colleagues.
For a party with a group of employees, short prophecies for the New Year, not only in prose, but also in verse, are suitable:
Short Cool Don't be in front of your boss - so there's no risk of getting drunk! Urgently go to the gym
So that cash grows in your pocket.
The figure has nothing to do with it,
Time to be a strong shoulder
Whoever's boss kicks him out of work has less to worry about in the New Year! You wanted a new laptop,
The old man received a skiff.
Receive and sign
And say goodbye to money
What will be withheld from your salary?
For device breakdown
Whoever drinks champagne will return without a bonus! A promotion is waiting for you.
Looks like you didn't work in vain.
And behind the boss every day
No wonder he dragged around like a shadow.
Now it's all up to you -
How can you live with your dream?
Predictions for friends
To celebrate a fun holiday at home, with friends or family, you can use more daring predictions. Cookies, pies, and candies can be used as “packaging” for predictions.
Options:
- 1. Next year you should expect a new addition to the family - neighboring cockroaches will move into your apartment.
- 2. Next year we will be able to find the treasure. It will look like my husband's nest egg, which he saved all year.
- 3. You should beware of unexpected attacks in the coming year. You will be attacked by luck, which will be difficult to fight off.
- 4. It is necessary to beware of cooling the feelings of the other half. Otherwise, you can be ill with love for the entire 12 months.
- 5. If you give your beloved a diamond ring as a New Year’s gift, then the stars predict a full life for you in the next 12 months.
- 6. Next year you will be able to get into the cream of society and find yourself a rich and generous sponsor.
- 7. In the coming year, gray everyday life will be brightened up with a passionate romance with a handsome lover.
- 8. Next year your friends will not be able to forget you. It's hard to forget someone who owes money.
- 9. You can expect an unforgettable vacation where everything is inclusive - with relatives.
- 10. There are two pieces of news. Bad - You will gain weight. Good - the increase will occur in the wallet area.
- 11. When crossing the road, you should look both ways. You may meet your destiny.
- 12. In the New Year you can receive a gift in the form of a Gold Fish. It will be baked and with vegetables.
What do the names of films and songs predict?
You can use the names of songs and films as predictions. You can write them on separate pieces of paper, place them in a magic bag and invite guests to pull out one piece of paper with the following words: “Next year awaits me...”.
Fortune telling for Christmas
Christmas fortune telling has its own unique flavor and originality. There are different versions of Christmas predictions.
Fortune telling on 12 pieces of paper
For one of the options, you need to write your deepest dreams on pieces of paper, the size of which is approximately 2x4 cm. You should make no more than 12 wishes, and they should not be repeated. All pieces of paper are rolled into a tube, placed in a magic bag and placed under the pillow. In the morning, you need to take out any three pieces of paper and read the wishes that should come true throughout the year.
Competition "Comic Predictions"
This competition is perfect for celebrating Christmas with a circle of friends. To carry it out you need to prepare cool pictures, which depict what people most often dream about when making a wish. For example:
- Healthy and happy family.
- Money.
- Manager's chair.
- Wedding ceremony.
- New big house.
- Prestigious car.
- Latest model phone.
- Holidays in an exotic country.
- Trip around the world.
The images can be printed or cut out from any old magazines. The pictures need to be hung on a rope. For this purpose, tape or clothespins are used. Each of the guests in turn is blindfolded. The participant is untwisted and brought to the rope. The task of the competition is to take a picture and see what awaits him in the new year.
Predictions for the Old New Year
There are other fun New Year's prediction methods. When everyone gathers at the table for the Old New Year, you can offer guests a treat in the form of dumplings. At the same time funny and good wishes for the future are determined not by notes inside the product. Dumplings contain interesting objects, each of them has its own secret meaning and tells you what to expect in the coming year:
Filling
Meaning
Orange
A pleasant surprise from a loved one
To a pleasant romantic acquaintance
To great luck and good fortune
Home comfort and tranquility
Walnut
Good health
To receive unexpected profits
Long and happy life
Big win
Wealth and a comfortable life
Great temptation
Receiving a bonus or salary increase
Caramel
New love story
Potato
New position
Dramatic changes in life
For the wedding ceremony
Red pepper
Obstacles in business
To the good news
Bay leaf
Quick rise through the ranks
Good health and excellent well-being
To big profits
New acquaintances
Obstacles in implementing the plan
Well-being and prosperity
White thread
Long trip or business trip
Green thread
Trip abroad
Thread with knots
To unexpected troubles and worries
Black thread
Short business trip
Passionate lover
Two fans at once
Thrill
Ground allspice
To drastic changes in life
Black peppercorns
New acquaintances
Button
To update your wardrobe
Vain hopes
Well-being at home
Easy year
New creative ideas
Quarrels, tears
Bell pepper
Sex games
Big win
New acquaintances
Dough, beans, fish scales
New addition to the family
Good health
Happy shopping
Well-fed year
Strengthening family relationships
Marriage of convenience
Well-deserved reward for work
New Year's lottery
To make the evening unforgettable, you can hold an interesting fortune-telling lottery. To do this, each of the guests pulls one of the items out of the bag at random, and the host reads to him the meaning of the gift:
Picture Meaning Bubble All troubles and bad luck
They will dissolve without a doubt.
Like a soap bubble
Let all the problems burst
Toilet paper There may be a lot of snow outside,
But your path is easy.
It will be long and bright,
like a roll of paper
Firecracker New interesting year
Waiting at the gate.
It will be noisy, colorful,
Bright - like this firecracker
Soap To wash away all the problems,
I need to get soap
Comb In the coming year
Expect beauty to visit,
So that your hair doesn't let you down,
Here's a cool comb for you
Wet wipes To troubles and sorrows
You haven't been bothered all year,
Erase them from yourself accurately,
Here are some wet wipes for you